Life goals: the bear on the Sleepytime tea box.

“That seems like a bait shop soda.” - We Made It Weird out of context

Hollywood rules: 1) the children are the parents and 2) the therapist is an interrogator.

I’M HITTIN’ THE BIG TIME BAYBEEEE

I like my coffee how I like my post-nasal: drip.

On a scale of 1 to Lenora Street between 1st and Western, how rough are things?

Of course I get the spirit and the value of “there is no past or future, only the present”, but I think sometimes it’s merely an unhelpful or even harmful trick of language. There is no past, but there WAS the past. There is no future, but there WILL BE a future.

Lowkey worst three words in the English language: CLERK HAS RECEIPT

I endeavor to live my life with the same clarity as a reporter pronouncing the "b" in "billion".

When I went on a Slip 'N Slide for the last time, I had no idea it would be the last time.

If nothing else, “Nobody Wants This” is nice for Kristen Bell constantly saying my name.

Sometimes I feel like my relationship to the world is as tenuous as iPhone’s Voice Memos’ to Apple Car Play.

RIP D'Angelo. Scrounges up a few hundred bucks in the mid-90's, buys a 4-track, composes virtually his entire debut album on it. That (along with our astrology sign) is about it in terms of our parallel lives, but I will always aspire to make something as great as Brown Sugar.

And just like that, I switched to americanos.

I go through sticks of butter like I go through the motions.

Summertime at Seattle Center: where there’s always a PA blaring music outside for reasons unclear.

Guitar maker: “Our new shape eliminates the problematic low-end ‘puff of air’ often associated with dreadnaught-style guitars.” Rational me: that makes sense for studio recording. Hippy-dippy me: y’all need to go play your dreadnaughts outside and feel what that puff of air is all about.

Dead Like Me is SUCH an unrealistic show. I mean, who has difficulty selling a house in Seattle?

Apparently if you’re an American novelist working in the past 40 years, you must use the word “redolent” at least once in every book.

Malcom Gladwell in the Middle. Autotune Nick Cave.

Glenn Gould, Elliott Gould, Stephen J. Gould, Dana Gould…I still have trouble remembering who’s who.

I contend that Werner Herzog knew exactly what he was doing when he dropped “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” in front of Conan.

Excited to accompany with The Improv Place for the first time - come on out to a free musical theater improv workshop at Seattle Center on Sunday! www.eventbrite.com/e/improv-wor...

William Faulkner can write an exhaust pipe gag that would really make you think.

Has anyone seen Swoosie Kurtz and Reba McEntire in the same room together? Just askin'.

Before I heard that Thin Lizzie song, I had no idea the boys were back in town.

This arc has some of my best work so far imo.

A lot of Mara's Season 1 arc has been to establish herself as an independent adult and realign her relationship with her mother. This flashback gives a glimpse of teen Mara & her mother. No context needed, but you might look up some greek myths after! open.spotify.com/episode/0hN3...

Sometimes you're running a chase through a casino and the villain breaks a giant aquarium to add an obstacle and then you discover that one of your PCs can talk to fish and get a song worthy of Patti LuPone out of it. Perfectly normal RPG things, right?

Lovely fan art by @casuallyakward of a beautiful moment in @rpgmajor's "Search for the Shroud" arc. 😍 New episodes drop on Tuesdays, where ever fine podcasts are downloaded.

www.instagram.com/reel/DJ7k9td... Let’s see how well these platforms talk to each other.

A year late and a dollar short, but I finally watched Unfrosted and it's the best full-length comedy film I've seen since I don't know when. Props to a director and editor who know when to move on from a scene.

A fun moment following an unhinged improvised song - give the players at your table lots of control over storytelling and you're going to have fun moments where everyone is surprised!

Great show with @pineapplecircusimprov at Miller's Carnation last night! youtu.be/cSPQHs1GXhw?...

Still amazed that I get to accompany this level of talent. open.spotify.com/episode/1B6y...

I realize that overcrowding, entitled bro vibes, neglected and poorly allocated equipment, unwelcome locker room nudism, and terrible music are excuses not to go to the gym more often, but they are pretty good excuses.

My first workshop with @jetcityimprov.bsky.social! jetcityimprov.my.salesforce-sites.com/ticket/Patro...

Tickets to your show are going fast so I’d better hurry and not miss out?!?! Oh gosh, thanks for looking out for my best interests, my parasocial bestie.

If you ever wondered what a mythology podcast episode with improvised musical numbers scattered throughout would sound like, then you’re in luck. Because @rpgmajor.bsky.social and I have just released our joint episode about The Sirens! 💖 open.spotify.com/episode/6IF1...

I’m so swollen with pride from accompanying this collaborative episode. We step out of our RPG world to make music in honor of these incredible creatures. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r...

How have I gone this long without learning Ren & Stimpy’s “Happy Happy Joy Joy”?!

Had a blast accompanying Jet City Improv's late spring 204 showcase! youtu.be/7rJAL_NX3rs?...

This sounds like if Joni Mitchell grew up listening to Tool, I love it soooooo much

If CloudFlare ever gets bored with those lava lamps, they could use where my PC will open a new window when I have multiple monitors connected.