Noah Samuels
@noahcsamuels.bsky.social
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Musical theater improv accompanist, composer, guitarist, drummer, singer, performer
Life goals: the bear on the Sleepytime tea box.
4 days ago
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âThat seems like a bait shop soda.â - We Made It Weird out of context
8 days ago
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Hollywood rules: 1) the children are the parents and 2) the therapist is an interrogator.
10 days ago
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IâM HITTINâ THE BIG TIME BAYBEEEE
add a skeleton here at some point
12 days ago
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I like my coffee how I like my post-nasal: drip.
13 days ago
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On a scale of 1 to Lenora Street between 1st and Western, how rough are things?
17 days ago
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Of course I get the spirit and the value of âthere is no past or future, only the presentâ, but I think sometimes itâs merely an unhelpful or even harmful trick of language. There is no past, but there WAS the past. There is no future, but there WILL BE a future.
19 days ago
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Lowkey worst three words in the English language: CLERK HAS RECEIPT
29 days ago
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I endeavor to live my life with the same clarity as a reporter pronouncing the "b" in "billion".
about 1 month ago
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When I went on a Slip 'N Slide for the last time, I had no idea it would be the last time.
about 1 month ago
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If nothing else, âNobody Wants Thisâ is nice for Kristen Bell constantly saying my name.
about 1 month ago
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Sometimes I feel like my relationship to the world is as tenuous as iPhoneâs Voice Memosâ to Apple Car Play.
about 2 months ago
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RIP D'Angelo. Scrounges up a few hundred bucks in the mid-90's, buys a 4-track, composes virtually his entire debut album on it. That (along with our astrology sign) is about it in terms of our parallel lives, but I will always aspire to make something as great as Brown Sugar.
2 months ago
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And just like that, I switched to americanos.
3 months ago
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I go through sticks of butter like I go through the motions.
3 months ago
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Summertime at Seattle Center: where thereâs always a PA blaring music outside for reasons unclear.
4 months ago
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Guitar maker: âOur new shape eliminates the problematic low-end âpuff of airâ often associated with dreadnaught-style guitars.â Rational me: that makes sense for studio recording. Hippy-dippy me: yâall need to go play your dreadnaughts outside and feel what that puff of air is all about.
4 months ago
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Dead Like Me is SUCH an unrealistic show. I mean, who has difficulty selling a house in Seattle?
4 months ago
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Apparently if youâre an American novelist working in the past 40 years, you must use the word âredolentâ at least once in every book.
5 months ago
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Malcom Gladwell in the Middle. Autotune Nick Cave.
5 months ago
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Glenn Gould, Elliott Gould, Stephen J. Gould, Dana GouldâŚI still have trouble remembering whoâs who.
5 months ago
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I contend that Werner Herzog knew exactly what he was doing when he dropped âHere Comes Honey Boo Booâ in front of Conan.
5 months ago
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Excited to accompany with The Improv Place for the first time - come on out to a free musical theater improv workshop at Seattle Center on Sunday!
www.eventbrite.com/e/improv-wor...
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Improv Workshop - Musical
Join The Improv Place for a fun, free improv workshop! No experience needed, just bring your willingness to have fun with music and improv.
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/improv-workshop-musical-tickets-1436200898549
5 months ago
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William Faulkner can write an exhaust pipe gag that would really make you think.
6 months ago
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Has anyone seen Swoosie Kurtz and Reba McEntire in the same room together? Just askin'.
6 months ago
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Before I heard that Thin Lizzie song, I had no idea the boys were back in town.
6 months ago
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This arc has some of my best work so far imo.
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6 months ago
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reposted by
Noah Samuels
Helix | RPG Major Podcast
6 months ago
A lot of Mara's Season 1 arc has been to establish herself as an independent adult and realign her relationship with her mother. This flashback gives a glimpse of teen Mara & her mother. No context needed, but you might look up some greek myths after!
open.spotify.com/episode/0hN3...
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Ep. 43: Mara's Memory (Interlude)
RPG Major ¡ Episode
https://open.spotify.com/episode/0hN3PAGZZrxkWt6Ojp9qHj?si=fa21ca4a8ceb4564
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reposted by
Noah Samuels
Helix | RPG Major Podcast
7 months ago
Sometimes you're running a chase through a casino and the villain breaks a giant aquarium to add an obstacle and then you discover that one of your PCs can talk to fish and get a song worthy of Patti LuPone out of it. Perfectly normal RPG things, right?
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Lovely fan art by @casuallyakward of a beautiful moment in @rpgmajor's "Search for the Shroud" arc. đ New episodes drop on Tuesdays, where ever fine podcasts are downloaded.
7 months ago
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Letâs see how well these platforms talk to each other.
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7 months ago
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A year late and a dollar short, but I finally watched Unfrosted and it's the best full-length comedy film I've seen since I don't know when. Props to a director and editor who know when to move on from a scene.
7 months ago
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reposted by
Noah Samuels
Helix | RPG Major Podcast
8 months ago
A fun moment following an unhinged improvised song - give the players at your table lots of control over storytelling and you're going to have fun moments where everyone is surprised!
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Great show with @pineapplecircusimprov at Miller's Carnation last night!
youtu.be/cSPQHs1GXhw?...
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Pineapple Circus Live at Miller's Carnation
YouTube video by Noah Samuels
https://youtu.be/cSPQHs1GXhw?si=ko05-X8VOCMW567P
8 months ago
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Still amazed that I get to accompany this level of talent.
open.spotify.com/episode/1B6y...
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Ep. 38: Show 'em What They Want to See (The Search for the Shroud 2 of 6)
RPG Major ¡ Episode
https://open.spotify.com/episode/1B6ySLejq5I617tTD4cnNW?si=du4DbV2BT_i0gLLTipJoCA
8 months ago
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I realize that overcrowding, entitled bro vibes, neglected and poorly allocated equipment, unwelcome locker room nudism, and terrible music are excuses not to go to the gym more often, but they are pretty good excuses.
8 months ago
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My first workshop with
@jetcityimprov.bsky.social
!
jetcityimprov.my.salesforce-sites.com/ticket/Patro...
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Jet City Improv
https://jetcityimprov.my.salesforce-sites.com/ticket/PatronTicket__PublicTicketApp#/instances/a03VW00000SLgkAYAT
8 months ago
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Tickets to your show are going fast so Iâd better hurry and not miss out?!?! Oh gosh, thanks for looking out for my best interests, my parasocial bestie.
8 months ago
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reposted by
Noah Samuels
India ⢠Ladies of Lore Podcast
9 months ago
If you ever wondered what a mythology podcast episode with improvised musical numbers scattered throughout would sound like, then youâre in luck. Because
@rpgmajor.bsky.social
and I have just released our joint episode about The Sirens! đ
open.spotify.com/episode/6IF1...
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Sirens: The Musical (ft. RPG Major)
Ladies of Lore ¡ Episode
https://open.spotify.com/episode/6IF1kp0MIdk7RjDMnrFkJj?si=ygng3EdMT5-v6IrxzZ-rQg
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Iâm so swollen with pride from accompanying this collaborative episode. We step out of our RPG world to make music in honor of these incredible creatures.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r...
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Ep. 36: Sirens the Musical (Ladies of Lore Collab)
Podcast Episode ¡ RPG Major ¡ S1, E36 Bonus ¡ 1h 57m
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rpg-major/id1766663794?i=1000704419113
8 months ago
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How have I gone this long without learning Ren & Stimpyâs âHappy Happy Joy Joyâ?!
8 months ago
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Had a blast accompanying Jet City Improv's late spring 204 showcase!
youtu.be/7rJAL_NX3rs?...
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Spring 20205 204 Showcase
YouTube video by JCI Showcases
https://youtu.be/7rJAL_NX3rs?si=njI21md-sY8vzYAS
9 months ago
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reposted by
Noah Samuels
Robert Komaniecki
9 months ago
This sounds like if Joni Mitchell grew up listening to Tool, I love it soooooo much
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If CloudFlare ever gets bored with those lava lamps, they could use where my PC will open a new window when I have multiple monitors connected.
9 months ago
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