Oh my word yes. WAFR.

Sweet Baby Jesus yes. WAFR. What an absolute belter.

"Hey Siri" "Hey Gerard" "Gimme your opinion here" "Well no shit ..."

Old enough to remember the judicial system in the US striking down Biden-era student loan forgiveness SCOTUS is a fucking joke. A sham. A mirror of the People’s Court of 1934 in Germany.

I’m sure Jake Tapper is all over this outright weirdness

The timeline & the zeitgeist is just a fucking shitshow … so turn to Music. Cos it’s the answer. Lovely lovely music from New Zealand in the 1990s. Listen to Beautiful Skin by Strawpeople on your streaming service tidal.com/browse/track...

In what fucking universe did he think this was a sensible thing to do?

Am I fucking hallucinating?

Are we entirely sure the squid isn't winning here?

Testing the upper limits of the home set up (and my neighbours) with this absolute banger from 1990s way underrated NZ electronic act Strawpeople I’m on Tidal but hit your streaming service to listen to Turn of the Century tidal.com/browse/track...

Yup … you and me both Alison. Wore out a whole cassette of this stuff. WAFR

Oh my word … WAFR

Sweeeeet baby hay-soose YES … WAFR

Ahhh now, WAFR indeed.

Well colour me shocked

I've read some real bullshit, some total fucking garbage, on social media in my time ... but this takes the fucking cake What a load of fucking tripe.

🎶 Turn around ... Look at what you see ... In her face ... The mirror of your dreams 🎶 WHAT A FUCKING RECORD - OH MY GOD YES #WAFR

An absolutely astonishing read ... by the time you get to the end

If you have ever been to sea ... or watched Air Crash Investigation ... you'll be familiar with the weather event called a 'downburst' Read on ↓ www.wired.com/story/mike-l...

Just gonna give myself some late career autism from this bottle. (This is a joke. A humorous bin mot. A wry observation, if you will.)

This is how to spell “Fuck You”

Somebody needed to make this comparison

This bit was also tasty as fuck …

Does this qualify as #YachtRock? It certainly qualifies as Bellowing Out In The Car On My Own Rock.

Made so by the God of Mixing Andrew Weatherall … May he rest in a heaven of eternal fantastic mixes. WAFR. An absolute masterpiece.

Oh. Oh yes. Oh yes indeed. WAFR.

Covering one but not the other is an editorial decision. Plain and simple. Every time Reform appears in front of a camera, some one senior in the media placed that camera there. Have they learnt nothing? If you publicise hate, you foster hatred. FOR FUCK'S SAKE

By the same token "Using social media activates a DARK genome that makes some humans much stupider because they lack the genetic profile to combat it with cogent coherent critical thinking"

Gonna go home* and watch Children of Men, Night and Fog, Shoah and things of that ilk ... cos they are a fucking sight less** gloomy than the newsflow out of the UK right now. *I live in the tropics. It's time for me to go home ** Hyperbole. Do NOT @ me

Pissed up young people in central Cardiff? Whatever next? Seagulls at the beach?

Until the AI can do the coffee and breakfast run for a desk of 30 absolute bellends, entry level jobs are fine

I'm no expert but (and I am genuinely not taking the piss out of esteemed former New Zealand PM Sir Geoffrey Palmer) I think esteemed former New Zealand PM Sir Geoffrey Palmer might be on to something here...

I have been saying this my whole life but here is a real world example of WHY MUSIC IS THE ANSWER LISTEN UP MOTHERFUDDJAS ↓↓↓↓↓

In today's edition of SHITTYHEADLINES-R-US and just for clarity ... it may escape the casual reader that because of some prior shit, the Chinese Govt owns the Waldorf Astoria. "Chinese Govt renovates US hotel with amazing history for billions of dollars" probs doesn't have the clickbaitiness

Juss over hear mainlining Susannah Hofs and dem Bangles and the original 'Eternal Flame' if anyone wants to know how today's #NostalgiaFor80sMusic moment is going... #JeezLouise #IsItHotInHere?

"Who the fuck are you?"

🎶"IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME... IF I COULD FIND A WAY ...🎶

A United States President filled with hate for his fellow Americans. Fuck a fucking duck.

"Hey Siri" "Gerard old son, whatchooneed?" "Your thoughts on this ↓ headline?" "No Shit Sherlock"

Because people in the modern media age are complete idiots

Here, let me fix that for ya … “… will make you a total bellend.” That’s better.

Did I miss the eternal life machine? What the fuck is this headline?

The ole People's Front of Judea refusing to play ball with the Judean People's Front ... again. (Fuxxake .. who gives a shit what this pair of total irrelevancies are doing?) Fair go to the bloke in the middle of shot giving it the look of "You wot m8?"

“Hey Siri” “Long time no see Gerard, what can I do for you?” “What’ve you got in really egregious, obvious welfarist socialism in the United States for me. You know federal social welfare stuff that would make even Marx & Engles blanch?” “Say no more fam”

I know the timeline is like a tyre fire because the zeitgesit is like an asteroid full of bullshitters has smashed into the Earth ... but sometimes ... MUSIC IS THE ANSWER So have some. Fire it RIGHT up. No, louder than that ... Scroll to the Sept 11th edition of THE FLOOR s-ence.net

"Won't somebody think of the grid?"