If you saw what appeared to be a circus bear biking through the Mission and scream singing Sabrina Carpenter...mind ya business.

I get very frustrated by people who don't understand that the us vs them should always be rich people versus everyone else. There are far too many that don't understand that they are a lot closer to being homeless than being a billionaire.

I don't think what Kimmel said was incorrect. The kid may have had lefty beliefs, but he came from a MAGA family and reacted like MAGA. Why are we still talking about them like their nuanced political takes(which suck) are the problem, not the culture of violence and oppression that they promote?

I wish more Democratic politicians would spend some time learning about the radical plank effect. Instead, they let Republicans goad them into arguing with about Mamdani who, by historical standards is still very moderate.

I feel like there is a lot of hypocrisy today. I don't recall anyone scolding people for celebrating the death of Bin Laden. When people who are actively making the world worse die, it should be celebrated.

Wait, are we supposed to pretend the world isn't a better place without him?

Thoughts and prayers... www.nytimes.com/live/2025/09...

Hunter Biden can fuck all the way off. He did much more to damage his father's presidency than anyone on the planet. apnews.com/article/hunt...

If you are in the Bay Area with a free day, I highly recommend checking out Filoli. Gorgeous place all the time and has an installation of Trolls from Thomas Dambo right now that tickles me.

I am loving watching MAGA realize they would be the villains in a Superman movie. But instead of reflecting on that, they have decided Superman is the problem.

Scissor Sisters were awesome. Also, I forgot how hot Baby Daddy is. Kesha put on a hell of a show.

He really shouldn't have.

Where are the Orcas when you need them?

I hope Dems don't do the thing they always do and learn all the wrong lessons from the NYC primary. Voters are not leaving the party because they disagree with them, they are leaving because they don't think they will do anything. Mamdani"s campaign was about what he will do for New Yorkers.

I don't feel like I see enough discourse about how Mamdani is hot.

How long until we find out that the parliamentarian is named Howard ChatGPT?

When history looks back at the Roberts court, the through-line will be contempt for experts. This court believes that politicians are better equipped to dictate science than scientists. Today's opinion was just another example.

The Alamo in San Francisco not playing Megan 2.0 on its opening weekend, which happens to fall on Pride weekend, is homophobic.

These people are my heroes.

I have recently started going through all 19.seasons of Task Master. I have come to the conclusion that I would suck Greg Davies" dick clean off his body.

Am I the only one who is aware of what happened the last time we had hydrogen powered aircraft?

I'm starting a petition to make Ke$ha's Joyride the song of the summer.

The raunchiest mainstream cartoon in history may have pulled off the most poignant, perfect series finale I've seen since Six Feet Under. I'm gonna miss new Big Mouth.

Life could be worse

The amount of self control I have to exert not to make trolling LinkedIn posts my full time job is... a lot.

Somebody fucking primary Chuck Schumer. My unemployed ass will write a check today.

If you see this, post a blue character.

Surprising to no one, when you fire all the park employees, Yosemite becomes Lord of the Flies. Here's a pic before it is sold to a granite company for a donation to the Trump library.

Today's Coachella main stage lineup looks like a boomer was trying to name bands his grandkids like. Someone at this festival had to know what they were doing.

A movie from the year you turned 30.

If I see one more person who is an otherwise intelligent human talk about how smart Elon Musk is, I'm going to lose my mind. Being a weirdo doesn't make him brilliant. He's the dumbest of the dumb bitches.

God damn it people. Do not post pics of hot predators! I am tired of stopping on a hot pic only to find out that person has been sentenced to prison for sodomizing an 8 year old with the corpse of a frozen squirrel.

I'd forgotten how fucking annoying April 1st is on the internet.

I did not sit through a whole season of the show just to watch Reacher and Paulie NOT fuck...

I haven't been on for a couple days. Can someone please explain all the cartoon cats with enormous cocks?

Overbooking should be illegal everywhere. Hotels and airlines selling more of their product than they can provide is immoral. www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-...

I will write a check to any Democrat that primaries Chuck Schumer.

About a year ago I left a Fortune 5 company that paid twice as much to take a job with a renewable energy company. This morning, I was laid off for the first time in my life. Anyone who thinks they owe a company loyalty needs to remember that loyalty is not something any company has to employees.

60 hour work week is wage theft from a company that has only hired 2/3rds of the employees it needs. Tell your friends.

Primary every single one of these ten Democrats. What the fuck are we doing?

Any Democrat who criticizes this message should be primaried. thehill.com/homenews/hou...

This must be what he's doing while Elon is President. www.cnn.com/2025/02/12/p...

Well shit. Google's continued "Be Evil" campaign continues. www.theverge.com/news/608858/...

Jesus Christ, Google went evil fast. search.app/xLj8xgk9ddDA...

If only that kid in Pennsylvania had better aim...

If there was any doubt that Google has abandoned "Don't be evil", this should put that to rest. Glad I left. www.cnbc.com/2025/02/05/g...

I am not going to spend four years doing this, but I feel the need to say this at least once. If you couldn't stomach voting for Kamala because of Gaza, this is what we were all screaming at you about. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/02...

We need to find the first federal worker to reply to Elon Musk with just a 🖕 and make them a national hero. That moron has no authority to do any of what he's doing.

Why is no one drawing the straight line from ending birthright citizenship to deciding that people who they hate aren't "real Americans"? If they can decide that someone born here isn't a citizen because their parents aren't, they can decide you aren't because you're muslim, gay, liberal...

LinkedIn may be the most unhinged social media network. It's just people posting about working weekends like that is something to aspire to. But you can't tell them they have lost their fucking minds because your boss might see it.