TBH I'm really getting a chuckle out of the VP's religious chidings against Pope Leo. I hope that smug, self-righteous, NEW Catholic continues or even intensifies his pestering of the infallible Head of that Church, giving His Holiness ample reason to do just the funniest fucking thing to our VP😁

Can't shake the sense that this whole "US fighting a war at the behest of Bibi" thing ties to the trump-epstein files, if one can assume that Israeli intelligence has seen enough in there to threaten the pedoprez into complete submission. Just a thought I'm not seeing elsewhere. Crazypills?

Fridays should be something to look forward to. They used to be. But it seems the U.S. will be attacking Cuba tonight. Guess that's to be this week's Friday Night Fiasco. It's heart-wrenching to think about, to anticipate tonight. I hurt for the Cuban people. What will it take to end this lunacy?

INQUIRING MINDS GOTTA KNOW Does this mean Lewandowski has to share the bed with Mullin now, or is Corey gone alongside Kristi? Does Mullin already have a boytoy he'll be bringing with him? Can those two duke it out for the position? SO JUICY! Honestly, one of the best episodes of the whole show!

Try as I might, I'm just not seeing any space between "perpetual imminence" and "we have always been at war with Eastasia."

11 more days til pitchers and catchers report! Here's one that amazes/annoys: no AL player not based out of laughably overvenerated HS-dimension Yankee Stadium had EVER hit 60 home runs in a season until last year. And the guy who did it then lost out on the league MVP--TO A YANKEE. Sheesh.

Before he annexes Greenland, I hope someone tells the pedoprez to have a go at this much smaller island in the North Atlantic where people have been looking for an incredible treasure for 230 years and only one more will have to die before the treasure can be found. C'mon, THIS COULD WORK!

Stop it with the "Donald J." shit, media. It's JOHN. His middle name is JOHN. As in toilet. As in sex work client. NEVER has a middle name so well described a man holding the presidency, not even those who went by theirs, like Grant. Every time pedoprez pulls that race-baiting "Hu-SAYYYYN," I fume.

When this whole fascist fad passes and we get our country back, I hope the executions are televised. And, I've got to admit, I'm rooting for some of them to be botched. Like really botched. Like "have-to-order-a-second-round-of-the-killing" botched. Seems apropos.

In 2001, a bunch of Saudi terrorists stole some planes and tried to crash one into the White House, but a group of Americans sacrificed themselves to prevent that. Now, their close ally in the WH has literally taken a rented backhoe to it and invited the terrorists over to admire his work. WTF?!?

Yo mama jokes? At what age/maturity level is the GOP operating these days? Like 6, 7? 😂😂😂

Side note: The John is only flooding the zone with AI slop so that when the videotapes finally come out of him having "who's your daddy" sex with scores of semi-pubescent girls, he can claim that they're all AI too and then spew more false accusations at liberals.

"Gentlemen, I've brought you all here because we have been blessed with a sacred mission from Jesus Above and our Dear Leader here on earth. He is, tonight, going to declare war on the Epstein Files. We must destroy them at once! Every page of every file must be incinerated! Every tape!" #pedoprez

The more calls for "revenge" I see pushed by fascist-friendly media, the more I have to question whether this whole hit may have been recommended by Loomer while she was licking the mushroom.

Hands up everyone who's taking the time to go pick up some fireworks this weekend JUST IN CASE THERE'S SOMETHING TO CELEBRATE SOON (🤚)

Aw crap. Terrible tragedy. Truly awful. And then, it's hard not to expect it'll get exponentally worse when Epstein's favorite John uses it as a pretext to send some more of our National Guard members off into battle to "rescue and resecure" the Twin Cities.

Are they armed with sandwiches cuz then it's a fair fight 🤷

What the FBI raid on Bolton's home really confirms for America is that its current president is a pedophile and serial sex offender.

Have all those brave military personnel deployed to our beautiful and peaceful capital city been able to find the Epstein Files yet? Do they know where to look? (I suspect it rhymes with Write Mouse)

We're gonna see a prima nocta EO before we ever see the Epstein Files released.

The same MAGAts who donned menstrual pads and diapers as praise props for their perverted king will be sporting silicon wraps over their "MANkles" by mid-week.

Sounds to me like 'Leon' just figured put that the Epstein Files can ultimately be made to say anything that the rapist-in-chief wants them to say about him--or about Musk--and there's not a thing Musk will be able to do about it. So, mum stays the word because life is more fun than being suicided.

Next up comes the bill to codify the disgrace-in-chief as 6'3" and 215 or 236 or whatever he pretends his weight is. And then to outlaw any challenge to that "codified fact." That level of alternate reality is where this is going to end up, and we all know it.

When millions of us said, "ya know, aside from all the bigotry, conflicts of interest, criminal records, and inexcusable asshattery they've demonstrated throughout their lives, most of these nominees are simply NOT QUALIFIED for the jobs they're being placed into"... THIS IS WHAT WE FUCKING MEANT.

Greenland should deny entry to the vance cretins on medical grounds. I mean, i presume the kid is unvaccinated. Right? Right?!?

Gonna go out on a big fat limb here and predict that when the senile rapist crook dies, his "memorials" will be the most defaced, vandalized properties in the United States. THAT will be the legacy of his name globally, like the memory of Saddam's statue being pulled down. Brings a smile, it does.

For those of you looking forward to a don junior white house in hopes that he'll legalize cocaine, sorry, he plans to keep it all for himself.

I played JV golf in HS and have never had lower than an 8 handicap, but I would absolutely DESTROY the orange clown at golf. Wherever, whenever. I would bet my last cent on it and then some. Why? Because "Pele" cheats at everything, and I'm not too big of a pansy to call the penalty strokes. Duh.

General observation: sure, "These colors don't run" but oh yes they do, and when they do, they blend into the loveliest shade of lavender.

I would gladly contribute to a GoFundMe to send Leon into orbit like a real astronaut (I'll bet it's even more better than a ketamine brainmelt!) but only if he straps into a SpaceX product.

This is just another facet of our great country being utterly destroyed. Destroyed. To learn more about the sea lamprey issue, watch the great recent documentary "The Fish Thief" If the US ever regains liberal democracy, fixing everything maga/doge breaks will cost TRILLIONS if it's even possible.

Would people stop having sex with Elon Musk please? C'mon, have some respect for yourself.

At the end of all this unfolding lunacy, whatever year or decade that may be, I'm gonna wanna see some hangings. I hope I'll still be alive to see that. I'll be sorely disappointed if dicks like Hegseth and Musk take the cowardly way out that Hitler and Himmler and so many other Nazi scum did.

Kinda wondering when anyone important is going to make the very important observation that the fraud-in-chief is trying to surrender Ukraine to Russia in a manner similar to how he surrendered Afghanistan to the Taliban. Bet your bottom bitcoin he'll blame the global war that results on Biden, too.

Well said.

For the bazillionth time, NO ONE likes government waste. But how you define "waste" defines YOU. There are a lot of people in the U.S. who don't get this and don't like how they're being labeled by others for how they've effectively defined *themselves.* Boo-hoo. These folks deserve ALL the scorn.

WILL TODAY BE THE DAY the senile rapist-in-chief and his pluto-pal release a goofy frathouse pic of them in the Oval playing with the nuclear football? Or will that be *tomorrow's* episode of this clownshow?