Gonna start say ‘Fro-Wa’ for frozen water cause that other word just grosses me out now it’s ded to me and it’s freaking hot out and this island never needed ac or windows to support it

GOOD MORNING PLANET KNICKS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Dolan needs to let Oakley in that building for the finals. He belongs with the other legends.

Fun tip! When looking to buy a Toni storm big rubber guys figure, searching ‘big rubber guys Toni’ may not bring the images you were hoping for. My algorithm is about to get humbling.

Feelin cute might start braiding my skin tags

Chief margarita officer sounds like something I’d announce myself as when I rolled into my friends’ bbqs. Other titles on my resume were ‘captain of inebriation’ and ‘executive vice president of sangria’.

I’m making it my mission to prove you can still be uncool after 50.

Had an idea for a wrestler just now An Olympic gold medalist in wrestling, he has a big bushy Yosemite Sam mustache. For his entrance the camera is tilted as he comes to the ring. His name is Dutch Angle.

Places on uber eats using ai images for their food is just embarrassing take a photo no one is gonna believe this cartoon cheese is your junk. I can only guess how bad it must look in real liff.

When they ask me what the 90s were like: youtu.be/WweOg2krMPE?...

Welp, I’m 50.

Why do I have the music to bubble bobble in my head

Wrong promoter.

This clown already

All love to my Philly peeps apologies for the rage I spew in the coming week. #knicks

Top 15 tv shows in tv shows gut instinct only Coffin flop Beat kids Jerry The altered state of drugachusettes Invitation to love Monster chiller horror theater Sick sad world The Krusty the clown show All my circuits Inspector spacetime Milf island Go flip yourself Black hornet Brazzos Tool time

Woke up, Knicks won, only partially achy. Not bad.

Rest in peace to a real one

I wish they made some sort of abbreviated cliff note old person versions of some games cause I’d really love to experience the mass effect trilogy again but I really don’t want to play through the entire mass effect trilogy again. I guess I could use my memory to remember but again old person brain.

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS After the genuine attempt on my life by the very real assassin, it has become painfully clear I require more ball room. Fetch the tailor.

Delivery guy came and if he wasn’t 4’11 and also a delivery guy I woulda swore he was modern Shawn Michaels

Imagine having Nikki cross on your roster and just releasing them. wtf

Oh now I understand this carousel stuff people are buggin about.

Why is heat

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Love that combo of getting the living wage raise followed by the sorry gotta raise the rent notification every single time

My body is working itself into a shoot today

Oh yeah? Well the Record Store day called, THEY’RE running out of YOU! #RSD

MY MUTUALS!

Tori changing the line referencing he who shall not be named during ‘horses’ was nice. Got cheers too 🔥🔥🔥

Mike breen appreciation thread #knicks #nba

I wanna see ricochet put into a hair vs hair match with the stip being when he loses he’s gotta grow his hair out. #AEW book it tk!

Walking after not walking is something

This Star Trek voyager game is so good. So far I’ve already had a mutiny, accidentally went to warp after a crazy battle and obliterated the ship, and genetically modified one of the crew and oops killed them in the process. And this is barely scraping through the story. I should not be a captain.

So this person is still in office? I’m guessing they’ll be able to do the thing we were afraid of before anything really happens. Awesome.

Pretzel appreciation post 🥨

What questions would you like to ask the writing staff of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy, if you could ask them anything? (Keep it clean, please. Haters will be blocked.)

Kinda want a new portal game

Found this ol thing

Sometimes it actually does snow in April I guess, good call prince

Just bought a game called ape out specifically for the music, but a rampaging ape certainly helps lol

April fools day stinks

Happy trans day of visibility, here is a wrasse design I made awhile ago because all wrasses change sexes as they age.

Trailers for trailers: why? This and other old man bullshit spouting from my cakehorn perpetually until I’m dead

Wait this attie shit is a fucking bluesky approved thingie??