haven't been here in a minute, are we still calling them skeets?

normie acquaintance: so how did you meet your partner? me: *deep breath* have you heard of prediction markets?

me explaining why you should give me just one more bump

may your pipet leak and your goggles fog

thinking about the waste beaker jungle juice

dog piles are good and we should coordinate more of them on this app

strange swollen pustules have begun appearing all over my body... just kidding ;) ;) repost this or you will wake up tomorrow covered in painful, festering boils that no salve will soothe or heal

the angels would like to inform you that induction will not work on thursday, july 13. the sun will not rise. regular service will resume on friday.

the bene gesserit quest to bring about the kwisatz haderach is my favorite femboy breeding program

seeking 1 girl for a terrarium experiment. unpredictable vibrations are a must.

gm

i want to get cut up i want my blood to dribble down my arm as she holds it in place i want to whimper as she makes another slice i want to hold back tears as my vision begins to fade i want her to tell me it'll be ok i just need a few more i want to cry when it's over and beg for just one more cut

enthalpy isn't a real thing and you can't convince me it is

you can make benzaldehyde and piperonal synthesis tutorials on youtube and still get sponsorships, apparently

If I was on Arrakis it would’ve gone down differently

help, my epistemic daddies are fighting again

"[roles in sex] are simple supply and demand" "that's why i'm a top, i saw a hole in the market and had to fill it"

sluppy putt

born to snooze bedtime is a fuck honk-shoo honk-shoo 1989 i am sleepy girl 410,757,864,530 counted sheep

making a threads account so i can get told afabs only in the local queer housing thread

how do people find roommates in this city?

when regular caths just don't do it anymore

it was really fucked up of chemists to name one element magnesium and another manganese

an unexpected side effect of pluralkit is the normalization of bot tags, making it much harder to notice the ai uprising

i danced a lot and now my feet hurt

paranoia is stored in the walls

"shape rotator" is an insulting oversimplification. i am in fact multiplying shapes by arbitrary matrices, and can therefore perform any linear transformation in my midn. i'm stretching and shearing u rn

compositionally, this isn't exactly my best post. the fact that it's very deeply felt makes up for it, i think

I want to eat the copper coordination complexes

I don't think this banger has made its way to bluesky yet, so I need to make it very clear that yes, I'm STILL so fucking horny for postrats

chemistry just comes naturally to me

giving my electron a +1 spin

6000 isn't enough for your average true believer bluecheck, right?

got my nostril re-pierced

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there's no reason to memorize soh-cah-toa over toh-sah-coa or coh-tah-soa. they all sound pretty much the same and are just as memorable. have fun

i still haven't actually seen a (the?) hellthread and at this point I'm afraid to look for it

the whole endogenous dmt thing has done incalculable damage to drug discourse

got the bsky sercy follow, life is good

struggling with i’m poster syndrome

gm

no just try it bro it's a different strain, the β-ketone group makes a huge difference bro the alpha chain is longer bro just try it it's

irn bru tastes like... carbonated bubblegum, i guess?

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