Rangers fans’ sleep paralysis demon

They have successfully kicked the grieving families of the three British aid workers Israel deliberately murdered in an air strike a couple of years ago into the long grass, so I wouldn’t expect anything at all here.

I remember when this guy once suggested it was antisemitic for RMT workers to be on the picket line.

Quite difficult to say your government will always champion peaceful protest when you spent last summer arresting elderly vicars for holding up placards though, no?

Even if Burnham could be trusted, and truly does want to take the country in a more progressive direction, you still have the wing of the Labour party that have demonstrated time and again that they would suicide bomb the entire thing forever before ceding an inch to the left. They’re a lost cause.

If it happens, that scene in The Big Short where they say Christian Bale’s character has ‘hit half the town’ buying swaps will be me in every bookies who’ll give odds on Streeting being the first serving PM to lose their own seat in a general election.

He’s despised by every electorate he comes into contact with, but he is the lads in the media’s boy… so look forward to Prime Minister Wesley, I guess.

I dunno how you can look at the appeal system in cricket and tennis and decide to not use VAR in the same way? Having your cake and eating it too.

I regret to inform Pesto’s source here that actually it is very possible to hate the Labour Party on an institutional level *and* Keir Starmer on a personal level.

Roger and Bert looking on in total bemusement as Don writes “It’s a gaffer of an acca” on the board

Graham Potter will spend eternity in hell for signing Mads Hermansen

Making the cartoonishly-corrupt bezzie mate of the world’s most notorious paedophile US Ambassador, and then bullshitting parliament about your role and knowledge of the entire thing: Fine Suggesting that police shouldn’t be taking penalty kicks with a suspect’s head: Intolerable, unfit for office.

She’s your favourite idiot’s favourite idiot

Remember: When The Guardian put those pathetic panhandling messages for subscriptions on their articles, your money would be much better spent on pints.

I’ve enjoyed seeing MP’s - predominantly Labour - going “It’s my god-given right to get bollocksed at work in the tax-payer-subsidised bar, actually, and that Green woman is completely out of touch.” Sure to be a vote-winner!

If a vaguely left-wing person said “MPs shouldn’t commit murder” you would have a queue round the block of centrists going “Well, perhaps YOU could tell me what’s wrong with MPs committing murder!?”

Labour comms desperately trying to repair this with a PR blitz and booking Starmer on Desert Island Discs, on for him to play this album front to back

Even if you wanted to take this habitual bullshitter at his word it would mean he’s a complete incompetent, which should disqualify him from having his current job.

If you’d like a preview of Labour’s 2029 strategy to stop their true enemy the greens:

“We must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!”

It’s not enough for these people to ruin everyone’s lives for their own personal gain, while sticking their fingers up at us & doing a knee slide by the corner flag; to bathe in the blood of the people killed by their decisions; they *insist* we all adore them for doing it.

NATO isn’t a protection racket ran by a gangster state, actually, and it was 6th Form politics from Zack Polanski to suggest we shouldn’t be a part of it. 🇬🇧🌹

I’m sure the people currently running the Labour Party would very much like it to be funded entirely donations from the mega-rich, and not have to bother pretending to serve the interests of regular workers in trade unions; so this seems like a scenario where everyone can get what they want.

Yeah, in many ways coming from the family who handle the royals’ bank accounts and having a non-job where you tap words into your computer whenever you feel like is very similar to lugging a boiler up a flight of stairs.

But I was reliably informed that this was because of dangerous sectarianism, and gangster-like Muslim families stitching up the vote???

Nick knows this, of course; but British politics and the media surrounding it work exactly the same way as professional wrestling. You must never break kayfabe.

Lmao British-political-journalism levels of unserious

“Shaking off the fleas” has been a remarkable success for Labour then…

2019: Magnificently phrased question to Rayner from BBC who ask “would you nationalise sausages?” Do British journalists ever have moments of lucidity where they stop go: Oh, *that’s* why everybody fucking hates us.

Britain’s most terminally online MP doing things very much in keeping with being Britain’s most terminally online MP. She’s probably going to do a video putting them in a tier list.

Not that this is the point, but if you want an idea of how well Britain has done economically since 2008, the BNP’s “fuck off home, scum” offer adjusted for inflation is about double Labour’s offer.

“Morgan has helped to make me the most hated man in the country, and I think that’s great!”

High. Quality. Candidates.

Nice to see someone in or around the Labour Party get arrested for something that isn’t noncing, for a change.

Conscription, but only for members of the British press and political media.

Lol. Lmao.

Tom Watson didn’t become chairman of UK Music (the latest in a long line of the most horrendous vibes people in British political life) to represent the interests of musicians and professionals in the sector… he did it so he could get his free gig tickets and sell us all out to ai companies.

FIFA world peace prize posthumous honour to be awarded to Jeffrey Epstein

But they do have an activist base, Keir. It’s all the people you and your mates spent the past 6+ years screeching at to fuck off out of the Labour Party.

When Zack Polanski runs in Starmer’s constituency in 2029 and beats him it is going to be biblical. A day the haters will never forget.

Revealing that losing to the fascist party is not “their worst nightmare” isn’t it?

Nothing says “only Labour will protect girls” like someone in the party getting busted for noncing every other day

Labour despise the electorate. I’ve never seen a party treat voters with such contempt.

Been very fun seeing Labour types heads falling off over the Green candidate. Middle class living room! She’s not a real plumber, she does a secret type of WOKE plumbing! Unserious people who shouldn’t be allowed within a million miles of power again.

It’s important to take time out of your day to enjoy any misfortune that befalls any member of the British press. It’s good for the soul.

The most dishonest man in politics there, lying again.

It’s as if Buckells from Line of Duty just kept on going up and up the greasy pile until he ended up as Prime Minister.