It’s so important that Starmer gets the boot for bad results next May… simply because I know that man DESPERATELY wants his Prime Ministerial free jolly to watch England at the World Cup, and it would be so unbelievably funny if he misses out on that by a couple of weeks.

It’s really funny how they keep thinking they can treat people on the left like this and bank on their vote… pre-2020 I’d have been a dead cert to vote for Labour, now I’d happily crawl over broken glass to the polling station just to spite these awful fucking people. They’ve lost me for life.

Yeah, I’m sure a group of people who - it should be clear to anyone with half a brain - absolutely love and agree with Nigel Farage’s politics are fearful of his wrath.

The MP for a constituency with a 47% child poverty rate, by the way. His constituents deserve a better representative.

Every day screaming fits about cutting public spending, as they pay a guy 7 times the median UK salary for 10 hours work a month; while undergoing a bid from a rival media group to save them from going to the wall because their finances are in such bad health.

The difference this time being that it’s happening to a group of people who spent 2015-2019 running a concerted and hysterical campaign to delegitimise the very idea of Labour governments.

For my entire life, British politics, how it works, and what it accomplishes, has been in lockstep with the opinions of a handful of arsehole newspaper columnists. I think we can all agree that this has been a tremendous success and things are going great.

He’s so fucking radioactive he doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of winning a leadership contest voted on by dues-paying members; but we know the wider public is going to LOVE him so we’ll shithouse him into No. 10 and cruise to victory in 2029. A genius plan. Nothing can possibly go wrong.

A cursory, five second glance at that man’s twitter feed, at any given hour of the day because he never stops posting, would tell you he is the furthest thing from a credible witness. A headbanger’s headbanger.

Fair play to her, in a crowded field she is truly a outstanding unserious politician

The effortlessness of the pivot from “it’s all single fighting-age men™️ on those boats” to this…

I have complete faith in Keir Starmer. I know he can hit single digits.

The sort of thing that will be remembered the instant Wesley makes the press, who will have shithoused him into No. 10, look like idiots.

If I didn’t want the greens to make gains, I would simply use my massive parliamentary majority and 4 years left in government to materially improve people’s lives

Probably worth asking why, on both sides of the Atlantic, journalism as a profession is so rotten to its core that Teen Vogue stood out for its hard-hitting political reporting in the first place.

A Labour MP 2 days ago:

You’re laughing. Keir Starmer is on track to lose his seat to the greens and you’re laughing.

When fans of shite football teams say “we need a relegation to sort us out”

Game's back. join.greenparty.org.uk

The important thing here is that Starmer and the people around him will get some nice cushy gigs at big tech companies once this government is turfed out… the general public? Fuck the lot of you. 🌹🇬🇧

Much like Hillsborough, you have to marvel at how Britain as a system is so utterly impervious to accountability: decades of orchestrated bullshit, legal shenanigans and institutional roadblocks, and then one final great rasping fart of “maybe it was elves that did it, and fuck you”.

Worth bearing in mind that The Times more than any other newspaper sets the tone for everything the current government does… and that’s going very well for everyone, isn’t it?

Broke: Cultural Marxism Bespoke: Political Islam

Ronay’s always been a smug, sanctimonious cunt but somehow making this, over multiple paragraphs, about Zack Polanski is taking the piss even by his standards.

Whenever something like this comes up, I’m always reminded of Israel deliberately murdering British aid workers, and our government basically kicking their grieving families into the long grass. They can’t stop harping on about what patriots they are, though.

“So that’s it, after 65 years? So long, good luck?”

America gets its own taste of a brand of nonsense we have been putting out for years 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Human rights lawyer™️, progressive patriot®️, to British citizens: Drop Dead

If they didn’t blink at the IDF deliberately splattering three British ex-squaddies who were guarding an aid group convoy from a charity that has Barack Obama as a patron, then I’d guess they won’t give a fuck about activists they despise and are probably glad are far away.

Nothing says patriotism and Britishness like becoming a bunch of evangelical yank cunts

Just amazing that when we do get our balls-out fascist government in the not too distant future, they won’t even really need to do anything to get rolling, because ‘The Centre-Left Party™️’ have willingly, deliberately built all the apparatus for them.

We’re the King’s Army, and we’re here to do the most puritanical-American-right nonsense imaginable.

Roaring denunciation for anyone stating publicly that the Palestinians are human beings with rights who shouldn’t be slaughtered with total impunity; polite applause for swearing friendship to the fascist government that’s been handing out machine guns to civilians, for use on its subject population

If I were Prime Minister and I wanted to make a big song and dance about how patriotic I am, I simply wouldn’t give a foreign politician carte blanche to constantly talk shit about the democratically elected mayor of OUR capital city.

Tony Blair makes you want to believe in the concept of Hell, just so he can go there when he dies.

Evergreen moment from The Eric Andre Show

I would simply point out that this is a prime minister who a few months ago was echoing Enoch Powell, and has done plenty to egg the far right on when he felt it was to his political advantage.

Yeah it would really suck if the British government did a bunch of economically right wing stuff, scapegoated minorities, and supported a genocide wouldn’t it?

A big-brained genius from Starmer’s team: Alright I’m willing to compromise. How about in just this region we call it Britcard, Londonbritcard?

Can’t get a doctor’s appointment; can’t get a dentist appointment; can’t get seen at a hospital; cost of living through the roof; worst job market in years… The Labour government:

Lmao I look forward to the US Government spending the next 8 months lobbying FIFA to give Iran’s World Cup place to Israel.

It was written in pen, so jot that down for one JD, you fat fucking oaf.

Island of strangers, squalid chapter update:

He wouldn’t be able to make it today because he’s gone completely fucking mad, he can’t write jokes anymore, and he keeps slagging off his co-writer on twitter for understandably not wanting to have anything to do with a foaming-at-the-mouth lunatic.

Shambles. It’s over. Just join the greens and let the other knobheads have it.