I kinda feel like, as a society, we're really letting Luigi down.

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How do we get a million of us to simply show up on his lawn and remove him? I'll clear my schedule.

Bluesky needs a button that hides every post about somebody's pet.

"Trump Derangement Syndrome," isn't an accusation, it's a self-diagnosis.

Movie pitch: A Home Alone reboot where a Somali kid takes out an entire platoon of ICE goons.

An open message to ICE agents: Donald Trump doesn't care about you. He knows one or more of you is going to be killed soon. He's counting on it so he can escalate his attack on US citizens.

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The woman's name was literally Good. If reality was fiction, I'd say it was corny and ham-fisted.

Rob Reiner had one of the greatest 10-year runs of any director, ever. He directed one of the most beloved movies of all time, one of my favorites, a near-perfect movie. All while being a kind and thoughtful human, by all accounts I've heard. Hats off, Meathead.

If I ever go on a murder rampage, it'll be, in part, because Country music is playing within earshot.

The worst part about all of this is how the Pizzagate whackjobs were closer to the mark than I could have ever imagined. Ok, this is nowhere near the worst part of all of this, but it's still pretty bad.

There is no Antifa organization. Trump intends to designate Antifa as a terrorist organization so that he can slap the label on anyone he wants and treat them like a terrorist.

Remember when we thought Giuliani was a pretty ok guy?

Charlie Kirk was a shitty person who made the world a shittier place. His murder is unconscionable, regardless of who is responsible. Trump now has more excuse to increase violence against American citizens. Kirk will continue to make the world a shittier place even in death.

Given the opportunity, Donald Trump would launch the US into a full-scale nuclear war before he would cede power or risk facing accountability.

If you don't want us to compare Trump to Hitler, quit giving us reasons to compare Trump and Hitler. www.reuters.com/world/middle...

I'm attracted to people who are hot but also super cool. My type is lukewarm.

I'm deleting Amazon, Google, and Meta from my life as much as I can because fuck billionaire Nazis. Google is hard. I've replaced Chrome with Brave. Google Maps with Magic Earth. I'm testing Fastmail with my own domain to replace the Gmail account I've had for 21 years. Lots more to do.

I think Sabrina Carpenter may be the most beloved carpenter who's ever lived.

Go ahead and help yourself to an extra helping of Fuck You, Donald "The Fascist Bastard" Trump. ground.news/article/pres...

Tax season is coming up. What if a few million of us just didn't file or pay our taxes? Is anyone trying to organize something like this?

We're all aware that Trump is intentionally tanking the economy to benefit his billionaire cronies and the white Christofascists, right?

The President has essentially put out a hit on Dr. Fauci. It's the, "won't feel any responsibility," that really seals it. apnews.com/article/fauc...

Who's planning to watch Biden deliver the eulogy for the United States tomorrow night?