SHABAM!

ALL RAISE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM!

90% of the address was about money, and heads up, they weren’t constantly cheering because it’s going to anyone outside of that room.

Heads up! Tonight, I will be returning to the debate stage, hosted by History Valley, to argue rather Jesus died or survived the crucifixion. If you're not doing anything tonight, come hangout with us! www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT8e...

“In 2025 you don’t need to burn books. You purge government websites of terms you don’t like. You purge them of proof of the existence and relevance and contributions of the marginalized groups that your government is targeting.” -@ardenthistorian

Dear Elon, Here's what I did last week: - Beat Elden Ring after only dying 1849 times. - Cried in my car while eating an entire bag of Hot Cheetos - Reassigned the gender of my cats. - Ate my cats (I don't have a dog). - A secret 3rd thing which may have affected my ability to count.

If you're looking for something to watch this morning, you should definitely check out The Atheist Morning Show. Rumor has it there is a special guest coming on. 😈https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQu0ljQEfWY

If I get a DOGE stimulus check, I'm going to use it to have condom dispensers installed in Chick-Fil-A bathrooms. #DARKWOKE

Breaking: The face eating Leopards have unanimously voted to remove all "Beware of face eating Leopards" signs and are prosecuting everyone who made them.

The good news is now we get to be the ones who scream “he’s going to take our guns!” The bad news is we will be the ones who were right.

Trump is making the entire country and our lives ripe to be taken by Putin, and it’s very intentional.

Just saying @petebuttigieg.bsky.social didn’t need to ask Twitter for advice when 0 planes fell out of the sky during his time in office.

Currently reading a book on the Native Americans perspective of the Christian god called God is Red. This was written in 1992. 🤣🤣🤣

The sales people who have been going door to door for the past few months have been needlessly aggressive, so my wife @rachelmaexo.bsky.social decided to match that energy. 🤣

Reflections and goodbyes. It’s been one hell of a journey. Cheers. #tiktokban www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8FCb7V5/

Get in line Republicans. You wouldn’t want people to think you’re against democracy, would you?

Heads up gang! Tonight, I will be on History Valley to discuss the Historicity of Jesus, Marcion and the Formation of Paul's Epistles. Come hang out with us! www.youtube.com/live/5CQF5_Z...

The only propaganda here is priming the beneficiaries of his policies to label anyone a “violent criminal” or “mentally ill” who becomes homeless as a result of them. *mic drop*

The first caterpillar to become a butterfly must have been like, "YOOOOOOOO!!!"

You’re going to tell me he 3D printed a gun capable of firing multiple rounds when I can’t even 2D print multiple pieces of paper without my printer jamming???

My latest painting inspired by one of my favorite anime. IYKYK.

It’s too easy.

Apparently my son Ryden is the kitty whisperer. 🤣

New video! Do embarrassing details in the Gospels prove their reliability? www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8NFW47o/

He pardoned 4 whole ass turkeys before pardoning his own son so maybe calm down about the “Biden crime family.” 😂

I swear it’s only a matter of time before they start saying it would be a good idea if Trump started taking everyone’s guns.

Raw milk should be called milk with pulp. That is all.

Darwin never discussed a “theory of macroevolution” in any of his works. That term was coined by a Russian entomologist roughly 50 years after Darwin’s death. So yeah, read harder.

I need a "Live, Laugh, Love" style sign for my bathroom that says "Shit, Shower, Shave." I can't possibly be the first person to think of this.

Can we trust anything written in the Gospels if we don’t know who wrote them? www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8L3X8Lw/

I learned a new word today that I think will be very relevant for the next 4 years so figured I would share. 😅

Not sure who this is but his house needs to be searched for a crystal ball.

I’m convinced that the entirety of Arcane is a giant power play made by the desktop background industry.

Confession: I failed No-Nickelback November. I just couldn’t do it anymore. I’m not sorry.

WAIT! You mean to tell me the "we should hunt pedophiles for sport" party, doesn't actually care and were just using the issue to posture to their audience a moral standard that they don't actually have? Well, I am shocked. SHOCKED I tell you.

He just had too much integrity you guys!

Why didn’t the authors of the Gospels identify themselves? The answer is marketing, here’s why. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8LggqCe/

Oh I thought it was no-SHAME November. Well I better go apologize to the employees at Chipotle.

The trolls are trying to invade Bluesky. 🤣

Turns out Trump only won the popular vote by roughly the same number of hours that I’ve spent playing Elden Ring.

We should be calling them Nazis more, not less. Here’s why. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8LCp9gC/

The Deep when Homelander told him to eat Timmothy.

I have a desk kitty and you don’t.

Mission accomplished.

Pete Negseth being called an American hero for his time in the National Guard after the whole Tim Walz discourse makes me want to run full speed into a wall made of knives.

Breaking: Trump names Storm Trooper as Secretary of Marksmanship.

The talk of “denaturalizing” children who were born here is funny when you remember Ted Cruz was allowed to run for president despite being born in Canada. So weird I wonder what the difference is.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!