fresh out the egg with my big pincers

idk how I feel about this one but I was freaking out about how I struggle to draw humans so. Whittaker study

Hello thoosies in my phone

How the fuck is ride access pass already completely gone for towers opening day?

observing thoosie twitter from the sidelines but I think there’s better ways to deal with the extremely parasocial child that clearly needs some sort of genuine help than making fun of her blocking people

ParkVibes

why do I have the phrase “nemesis is a complex beast” on loop in my head

Whoever I just saw outside the kitty cafe in Birmingham with a Phalanx cap I showed my tattoo to through the window - hello

this is what it feels like to read about a physical disability you have and realise you’ve been doing lots of stuff that makes it worse

very surprised I haven’t posted my PFP in full

Snow across the UK has made its way into our little virtual world 🌨❄️☃️ #virtualtowersonline

I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance

saw a YouTube short of someone calling the smiler crash “the lore” and calling it “Alton Park” months ago and it just came up again and I feel like I need a cold shower and one of these

pinned post

trying not to explode keeping the secret of what my cool new towers keychain is

woe whittaker be upon ye

meme courtesy of my dad

parrots have the right idea I’d be screaming all the time too if I could

I should finish this up he looks very cute and angry

What stupid shit were you scared of as a kid? I’ll go first - the wiggles puppets and the computer from the opening of story makers.

ahh yes now that bsky is working properly I can repost the unintentionally funniest post of the season - this person posting a jpeg of dr whittaker with sexyback as the music

right what’s the reception to making jokes about bad things happening in your life here. let’s test the waters

What parks are worth visiting in Japan? I’m going again in 2026, I definitely want to do Fuji-Q Highland and Universal + one of the Disneys if I get the chance, anything that goes under the radar that’s worth a visit?

What if... Nemesis Reborn from Alton Towers was in My Little Pony? 🦀🖤 I designed a MLP Nemesis! SW3 unicorn, anyone? 🤔 #altontowers #nemesisreborn #MLP

So the rumours were true! RIP Kingda Ka, gutted I never got to ride :(

How to train your.... Nemesis? I had a lot of fun making this art piece, inspired by the Nemesis promotional material

Thank fuck you people have all come here I hate Twitter.

Now look at this

I think the most important piece of information about how much stuff i know about the smiler is that even Pete Cliff once messaged me asking where the hell i found something.

ok I think I’m cooking on the archive. it won’t have actual ride info or construction history but I’ll have a further reading page that directs to good sources for that i.e. towersstreet, towerstimes I’m mostly focusing on it being promotional material, merchandise and concept art for now

btw working on setting up the basic archive site rn… will likely set up an email for submissions too

I've made a feed for UK theme park people to easily follow each other! If I'm missing anybody, please let me know, I can add to the list to a maximum of 150 (then i will have to make a new list) go.bsky.app/5HiuhP3

glad you have all decided to show up. did you know that the smiler

btw if anyone wants to see me more actively I am on here as @gerstlauer.bsky.social tis primarily furry but this account will probably be pretty dead until next season

why is my username showing as invalid handle huh

I probably will not use this one much unless theme park twitter migrates but I mostly just wanted to make sure I nabbed the username LMAO

ough