Met a boy on NYE and just got home from his for the first time since… woah

Neeeeeed to know who the new grindr for you algorithm is serving me up to omg

Having opps is so funny like ooo yes let me let this random bitch get my blood boiling

Looking for a bottom the day after thanksgiving

Where’s the ari x crj collab

So fucking crazy to me that people have gone their entire lives without realizing carly rae jepsen’s been releasing perfect pop this entire time

Marnie from girls if she was an app:

Umm… y’all mind if I flick my bean here?

Libbed out too hard and ended up on bluesky

Can we be messy on here or is it still too millennial and capital L Liberal for that

No one on here talks about how depression can cause memory loss ://

My handle tea is not valid ://

Is chudai on here yet

Are the uncut latinos on here yet

*taps on microphone* soooo is this thing on?

*record scratch* you’re probably wondering how we all ended up here

Gonna start clouding like a dumb engagement account rq..

Wait so are posts on bluesky called clouds or…

Hmmm new app, should I start actually posting again