“Biggest tornado outbreak since 2011” from 7 days out is never ever a good idea.

I ordered a book on The Troubles in Northern Ireland. The book I ordered on the left. The book I received on the right.

Your house is open for living. The only thing prohibiting you living in your house right now is it being on fire. It is open for living should it stop being on fire though.

Please, I am begging everyone, every mushroom cloud is not a nuke. Anyone can make a mushroom cloud in their backyard with five gallons of gas and enough brush. The entire world will know in minutes if a nuke is used.

This is the perfect development of a supercell tonight March 10, 2026 in Illinois and Indiana

I hate when I’m out for a Saturday morning walk across state lines and I trip, fall, assemble multiple homemade bombs, and throw them at the mayor’s house in a city I don’t live in.

I think the reason the “it was arson!” thing spreads in the aftermath of every big building fire is there’s this consistent myth that old buildings don’t burn as well because they used large timbers vs the smaller structural supports we use now. And that’s simply not true.

An incredible example of a supercell in Oklahoma right now. You can see the hook and the velocity couplet in between the two blue lines.

Dungeon Crawler Carl didn’t lie to you. The Avondale Mine Disaster is real.

This morning the CIA was supplying a rebel group in an Islamic country like its 1983. A few minutes ago the US announced they performed military operations in South America like its 1993. And now we’re boots on the ground in the Middle East to stop weapons of mass destruction like it’s 2003.

Everything is a reboot from the 80s these days

I had a refugee who carried her five month old through the Darien Gap. I had a refugee who lost his leg when he tried to jump on the train carrying his wife and daughter, slipped, and it became stuck ripping it off slowly as he was dragged beside the train tracks.

Chicago v Montreal and NYC v Philly have been two of the funniest soccer games I’ve ever watched. On par with some of the best CFB games. I’m so glad I’ve picked up MLS.

How does Apple TV not have ANY pre match shows at all. Someone has to help MLS figure out their lives

They hit an elementary school.

Slight brag on myself: I was called a standout history creator on TikTok

The official numbers released today for Hurricane Melissa are pretty crazy. Tied for highest sustained wind speed in Atlantic basin history. Highest recorded gust in tropical cyclone history. None of the recordings were from the strongest part of the hurricane because they couldn’t get in it.

Santa had a less pathetic reaction and they threw batteries at him in Philly

Benedict Arnold There’s an argument to be made for Alexander Hamilton Coriolanus Dabo Swinney Richard Petty Douglas MacArthur George Patton was well on his way

New disaster pup!

I am winning gold medal while American Pie plays in the background

3 on 3 hockey on a full rink is truly terrible

This is a photo from a natural gas house explosion (kind of) in Virginia earlier this week. There were a few injuries associated with it, none of them life threatening. This is an example of an upper explosive limit gas explosion and there are a number of things in the photo that provide evidence.

“Why is the US so bad at soccer compared to everywhere else?” It’s because soccer in the US is prohibitively expensive for no reason and the coaches for local soccer clubs are not teaching in a way that makes kids love the game and learn the fundamentals.

Just realized with the paper the NWS used to rate Enderlin an EF5, the first tornado and last tornado in Twister would officially be EF5s based on distance vehicles were lifted.

“I reckon we were heathens But in her eyes, we were saints Now you're calling all the boys home 'Cause heaven's angels carried her away”

Refs weren’t calling anything in the first half. Coach told us at half that if they weren’t going to call fouls, to figure out what was a foul. One of their player’s kept running his mouth. So I figured it out real quick.

Pretty crazy growth from this wildfire today. Echo tops (plume height) in the neighborhood of 12-16k feet at the moment.

What is that oddly shaped storm south of Dodge City, Kansas right now? It’s actually a massive wildfire plume.

My favorite type of athlete is “athlete was naturally talented that while trying to explain what they did they simply cannot explain it”.

Took a gander at the snowpack numbers for the western United States. Wildfire season is going to be bad.

The US men’s hockey team and the US men’s soccer team are the same team and have the same feeling. Disappointment and disgust. The US women’s hockey team and the US women’s soccer team are the same team and have the same feeling. Excellence and pride.

Canadian curling getting a reputation

Watching the Canada-Sweden men’s curling match and this is hostile and I love it

I have ruined so many slang words for my 13 year old doing this. The funniest is still calling my wife a baddie. He won’t even say 6 7 anymore.

Called his shot like prime Babe Ruth

Somehow college classes have changed since the last time I was in them. There’s a lot less “figure it out on your own” and more “tell me why this is wrong” and it confused me a lot.

I started my day writing a 700 word angry email so things are going great already

Imagine a movie shot in Black Hawk Down/We Were Soldiers style of the Big Burn of 1910. Pulaski’s entire story. Fleeing from Avery on a train trapped between flame fronts on a train. The visual shot of a plume collapse. It’d be incredible.

13 year old just tried to claim Fetty Wap was him singing to his friends on Xbox live so I busted in singing 1738 and now he’s embarrassed so

Is it time to give Mayfield the EF5 rating it (probably) deserved? After the Enderlin tornado received an EF5 rating due to the tossing of rail cars it’s a legitimate question.

It’s almost time for my yearly “don’t shelter from tornadoes under an overpass” video in which everyone will yell at me

“I only date those who place first and place me first.”

Ok! So to make this overly complicated and fire service related 1. If it has a lot of hoses and a tank, it is a fire engine. 2. If it has a giant ladder and very few to no hoses, it is a fire truck. 3. If it has none of those but isn’t an ambulance, it is a rescue.

Decided to dig into famous musicians deaths and it’s just aviation accidents of “the conditions were terrible and the pilot had never even seen a plane instrument before but they flew anyway and crashed” or “they were out of gas but decided to fly on the power of rock and roll”

The notification from espn I got showing the replay of this disagreement said “one of the biggest brawls in the NBA” but there wasn’t even a single thrown Diet Coke or sliding punch

He’s Joe Flacco

I think the reason soccer struggles to catch on in the US is all of the coverage is written like it’s for Europeans and not Americans.

The Big Ten West is alive for those that have eyes to see

The sound of drones in the Olympics makes me want to rip my ears off.