Trump attending SCOTUS oral arguments today is a little weird but there’s at least the potential we could get a few great moments, like an unofficial on cinema episode

“We’re gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you’ll say, ‘Please, please. It’s too much winning. We can’t take it anymore, Mr. President, it’s too much.’ And I’ll say, ‘No it isn’t. We have to keep winning. We have to win more!’”

We're right in the middle of this, if anyone has any questions!

this is obviously a thing Trump made up but it’s such a dumb lie even from him. “the U.S. came up with three pro-western autocrats to install in Iran but then we inadvertently murdered all three so now we have no plan”

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

next time i get pulled over i’m telling the cop “The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about.”

i don’t know what’s scarier, that Trump very likely will embroil us in a new war in Iran or how quickly I’ve seen americans lose their minds and think we should “go help” just insane that we can repeat the same mistake over and over but the american public never learns from it

i’ve always believed most people who call themselves “libertarians” are really just republicans who’re embarrassed to admit they’re republicans but seeing “libertarians” defend ICE’s actions, support the US seizing Maduro, and cheer on trump’s tariffs has firmly solidified this belief

the more i think about the hemp ban the crazier it gets Texas almost banned it this year but eventually decided not to the US Congress is going through with something that was too far right for TEXAS

terrible day for the “both sides aren’t the same” crowd

here’s how cuomo can still win

it’s not as serious as SNAP benefits but seeing 5 hour security waits at the Houston airport is a pretty jarring thing if those kind of waits spread to other cities you’re going to see this shutdown resolve real fast when upper middle class people can’t go home for Thanksgiving

apparently they made a Netflix show about kamala harris and her recent announcement about running for president again it’s called ‘nobody wants this’

just heard the news. ronald reagan went woke.

no matter how bad you perform at your job you’ll never do worse than the Dodgers bullpen in game 1 of the world series

Trump confirms the federal government is going to pay you to take drugs

padres game looking rough. they survived only allowing 2 runs but pulling Darvish in the 2nd inning is going to really hurt if they make it to the NLDS

Trump threatening movie tariffs again and i think more people need to look at the bright side of dune 3 being filmed in newark, new jersey

with respect congressman, we can’t rule out the possibility that charlie kirk wasn’t the second coming of jesus christ

www.cnn.com/2025/09/05/p... Heartbreaking: the worst person you know, etc etc

probably a niche complaint but massive increase in nonsensical questions at my job because people ask the google AI a question and the answer they get makes up information

not sure if now is a good time to post this but hope Americans learn from what’s happening right now will be very important in 3-6 years when israel and/or the US start clamoring about how Iran is months/weeks/days away from a nuclear weapon all over again

I know that I’m shouting into the ether but can the United States please not get involved in Iran? I’ve seen this script before and it fucking sucks.

tariffs are a magic bullet that fix everything but also we are reducing tariffs by 115% but also we’re only doing that for 90 days

if you really think about it Chicago is basically the Vatican City of America

i know the Trump movie tariffs suck but i’m hearing rumors that peter jackson has agreed to re-film the lord of the rings trilogy in biloxi, mississippi so you can’t say it’s all bad

i actually don’t think unc should be in the ncaa tournament. but sdsu also shouldn’t be in the ncaa tournament. i’m learning that every team has lost a game this season? no one should be allowed in the ncaa tournament.

art of the deal

what even is ‘soft power’

we’re currently living in the roaring 20s

sometimes reddit is honestly incredible “Goofy is objectively wrong in the Goofy movie”

i think the H5N9 bird flu has an American lab origin

day 1: no one landed on mars

Manfred is going to ask Shohei Ohtani to go play basketball for a year or two.

postseason baseball prediction: there will be a homerun we will all steal a taco from Taco Bell™️ someone will throw a curveball

I’m the highest I’ve ever been

in ten years there’s going to be a headline that reads, “star citizen has surpassed $1.2 billion in funding - release date TBD”

shohei ohtani probably needing tommy john surgery is the worst baseball news

before you tell a joke about humpty dumpty i need you to reflect upon the trauma that occurred when all of the kings horses and men couldn’t put him back together again

I am the ufo the government wants to cover up

bsky baseball fact #3: framber valdez has a career ERA of 3.22

“just experienced a conspiracy theory in person for the first time ever” is my new favorite quote.

building a time machine but it only goes back like 5 minutes and it causes you to shit your pants

the coolest thing about magic the gathering is learning that the rule book is 265 pages

i think elon musk suing threads for copying twitter is the thing that will make threads popular

my grandma is pumped about Threads

im going to make a video game called grill simulator all of the dlc will just be different things you can grill and different types of grills

my dog figured out how to make the ultimate dog toy (photo bombed by other dog)

bsky baseball fact #2: mike trout’s last name shares the name of a common fish