How they’ve got the nerve to turn up today and put in a performance is absolutely shameless. Couldn’t think of a bigger set of shithouses.

Pep is so very very bald

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Sat in some little place in Bilbao eating my breakfast and still cannot even begin to process last night. Where did that come from? What a club. What a city.

Awful end to year topped off by getting ill and watching United get bummed tomorrow by the barcodes. Putting a rope up.

What a depressing day

Everywhere?

Wolverhampton so far - a bloke in a Donald Trump top with “fuck the haters” written across it. Get me home ffs.

President Musk knows what's good for you. You may think you know—you may think you have the ability to decide whether or not your current representative is serving you well—but you're wrong. A South African plutocrat with little education actually knows whether your family is being well represented.

Another hot take from last night, seems to be a very clear divide of match going fans/those who don’t attend games when it comes to Rashford. Didn’t see anyone outraged at that banner in the ground but when I’ve got home half the internet is up in arms about it.

A four hour drive later and I still can’t figure out how Antony or Bayindir have convinced someone to give them contracts as professional footballers

Seeing that Garnacho goal live was one of the highlights of last season, even if I did almost strangle Pooball in death in the aftermath. Yes, I’m making this about me.

A very Bert steward thought he’d got one up on us yesterday after the winner went in. “Well you’re all definitely getting held back now”, yeah mate, that’s absolutely ruined my day. Silly cunt 😭

A school shooting at The Abundant Life Christian School. You can’t tell me America isn’t made up.

Just watching Amad’s goal for one hundred and fifteenth time

Strangely, there’s not a very strong Bert presence in the office this morning. Makes you think.

AMADCHESTER

Roof is leaking here 👀

This lot are a bunch of Superdry wearing scruffs

1. FC Nürnberg‘s ultras with a message towards the German FA (DFB) re their vote in favor of holding the 2034 World Cup in Saudi Arabia: “You voted for Saudi Arabia yesterday and already ordering the One Love armband tomorrow? Your spine is exactly as flexible as your morals!”

Town is an absolute cluster fuck. The derby, Disney on ice, Christmas shoppers and Paul McCartney all on the same day. Just witnessed a woman looking like she was ready to volley a kid in Mickey Mouse ears.

Grey Horse later for straighteners

Into these mutants today, reds 🇾🇪

I never want to see Antony on a football pitch again for the rest of my life.

Signed up to my first half marathon after a few drinks on Friday and it’s just hit home what I’ve done, idiot.

INEOS first 10 months at #MUFC - Extend ETH contract & sack him, costing £millions - Appoint Ashworth & sack him, costing £millions - Unprecedented ticket price rise - Mass redundancies - Overseeing worst on-field results since 1980s (28 league games, 35 points from takeover)

Burn that shambles of a club to the ground. I’m sick of all of them.

Genuinely concerned about this lad, asked him if he was ok and he just replied “no” 😭

I’ve never been this glad to be on the concourse and not stood outside queuing

@andymitten.bsky.social the lad you’ve got selling the mag outside hotel football is about to freeze to death. Take him a hat and a waterproof

Could get used to these idiots queuing in single file in pubs, can walk straight passed them all and get served in record time.

Some place

Need to get back on Facebook so I can see those absolute hoots marking themselves safe from the unrest in Seoul

Lee Jae-myung, Leader of South Korea's Democratic Party, live-streamed himself scaling the walls of the National Assembly to bypass military barricades so that he could vote to overturn the President's martial law.

What a disgusting shambles we are.

I went to Manchester United, where supporters from both clubs came together to campaign about their exploitation. We need more of it. This is the greatest threat to English football culture: loyalists being abandoned for a quick cash grab. inews.co.uk/sport/footba...

United are 4 points off City with a superior goal difference 😭

Ruben’s sexy reds are getting me excited

I was annoyed with ticket prices midweek and set about speaking to SJR. I was supposed to meet in Oct, but didn’t. So I met him on Thurs and questioned him on many issues for 36 mins for the next uws mag. Out v Forest. Cover by @stanchow.bsky.social Subscribe by Tues uwsonline.com/subscribe.php

First time wishing death on a United squad on BlueSky, that took long.

I can sell my ticket back to the club for £40 and they can sell it on for £66. That’s just profiteering. Fuck off Jim, you petrochemicunt.

It’s mad how bald Pep is. Not even a good bald, like me, a sinister, paedo bald.

We used to be a country

What the hell is a GK Barry?