It’s not a goal of mine to look unpredictable- I’m just trying to teach you about freedom.

It fatigues me to think about telling you what I know.

Tradwife 🔪

Baby, it’s cold outside! 🍧❄️ … but I do know a warm spot located directly off the 6 🤔

I give the shortened “nickname” version of my name for coffee and lunch orders, so that when the barista calls my name out it feels like we have been friends for years.

You do not have to win, you just have to be the most memorable.

Someone told me, the other day, they were never a huge fan of the bathroom photos and now I can’t stop.

I’m not a doctor, but I’ll take a look.

“For every rule followed, examine the possibility that the opposite might be similarly interesting.”

“The most deceptive rules are not the ones we can see, but the ones we can’t.”

Haven't posted here in a year, but suppose I should start again! Thank you to everyone, as always, for their support. Let's boost this account up to where it should be xxx

Who wore it best?

The c*nty look of someone that has better things to do than count backwards tonight. (Honestly that’s a lie, I will just be asleep.) NYC + FMTY = 👩‍🦰

Putting Jammie’s in my room preemptively is one way to secure the frisky housewife vibe

NYC, watch out, someone who answers your emails is movin to town!!! Reliable, thoughtful and engaging- there's gotta be a few of you looking for this 😘 Will be calling NYC home starting Jan 15th and look forward to being more available to my East Coast loved ones 🍎

I can’t get this app to stop notifying me 😩

Both things.

Who wore it best?

What are your guys favorite kind of FMTY black leggings? Non athletic, but to wear out.

Two Thanksgivings makes me verrrrry sleepy 😴

Post Thanksgiving Massage. This is the level of manhandling you should all aspire to. NYC + FMTY

Thankful for the exposure to others. Thankful for the opportunity to talk so intimately with a variety of people, and the compassion that results from that. Thankful to walk through life getting the parts of people we often refer to as “the best”. GFE FMTY NYC YMCA

What to do when a girl only has summer photos and it’s headed into winter? Plan a FMTY of course!! 😘🤞

Portland has really been keeping me busy with the staycation dates!! I love you guys for it. I would gently nudge Pdx and Seattle to take advantage of this option soon. There is an announcement coming soon 🤫

Such a cute little stinker in the AM. Available NYC + FMTY

Continental FMTY b’fast with Lou and Rod 8/10- points deducted for it being so cold I had to put two layers over my Rod shirt (it’s there though) What song am I listening to?

-National Appeal Baby, FMTY -4.5 years of bad jokes -had a job styling celebs before this -I would say, but I’ve been sworn to secrecy

Getting picked up from my long flight on the FMTY with flowers💞

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Hi again bbs