I heard a really fun secondhand alien theory today which qualifies as a good 4th

I wanna wander into the gunsmoke of tens of celebrations of the great Satan to find something cool to look at.

¡México!

GBV track of the day: Stifled Man Casino

Please stop calling me ‘gormless.’ If anything, I’m gormful. I’ve got so much gorm. I’m full of gorm.

James Bond will return in. . . Moneypussy

No one talks about the teenage goo goo muck to burn out pipeline

You wouldn’t freaking believe the guy they got in the white house these days.

I’m gonna comment things like ‘No’ or ‘nuh-uh’ on gorgeous women’s IG posts. I’m going to play the all-but-invisible, hard to get but easy to ignore man. It’s an experiment.

wc tm

Can’t handle this choke job

everyone in the ads for the bear looks like they are a bad day away from killing themselves. is that what the show's about?

The Spits

Guitar solo from Bloodstains (darkness version)

GBV track of the day: Hank’s Little Fingers

Super fucking loud When You Sleep riff

Stealth videogames make more sense when you remember all guardsmen are natural Romantics

Pleased to meet you. My name is Viscous Milky Creamy III

Real ball game

Super excited about recently announced Gunka No Baltzar videogame, Gunka No Baltzar Gaiden

I’m scared of people selling bootleg venom t shirts in Hollywood and I must be taken seriously

Trunt voice: Victor Wembanyama

Remember when vitamin water dropped the porno flavor, xxx?

I put on the Meters too late…

[alvvays voice] you’re a bibimbap

50 point game here in the 2nd quarter. Basketball.

Extremely long karaoke lead-up where I assure people the song is referring to “rapeseed” before launching into Tractor Rape Chain. When the song ends, a seed oil psycho shoots me in the head.

NPC turning to character after boss fight: heh, never told you that monster’s name, it was “My Trauma”

Absolutely electric Shadowdark session where we finally completed a 4 sesh dungeon crawl. Battered, beaten, bruised and with a single light source left. First order of business next time is, of course, carousing—where you blow a bunch of money partying for exp

Just heard Brain by the Action in a chatgpt ad. Fuck tech dude

Unfortunately I have not been able to stop talking to myself in dialogue between Donald Trump and Paulo Costa. We’re on evening 4

john cale's written some of my favorite lyrics but his delivery helps. he's got a perfect voice to sing "as the crowd begins complaining / how the beaujolais is raining / down on darkened meetings on the champs elysees." you hear him sing that and its the most beautiful language in english

www.twitch.tv/saffronplayboy Watcher Invited to Glanfathan Cookout

If the power holds, we’ll stream some pillars of eternity again later today. Probably around 1ish

They discussed the French Connection over the Padres game. Nice

What if I started signing my tweets ‘JB’? — JB

"Ooh. Everybody okay down there?" - Jim Deshaies Boog Sciambi remained silent on this one after a full moon appeared at Tropicana Field.

2026: MLB’s year of the nut shot

I’m hit by a car 3-4 times a day

R is a family name

If I ever used dating apps again, I would list ‘bathroom’ as one of my hobbies

Missed layup clinic out there. Great reminder of why I don’t watch more college sports

Brawley, CA

Khajiit voice: of course it has spikes!

Romance of the Three Kingdoms is 3 entirely different narratives: Wei--political intrigue Wu--family drama Shu Han--ttrpg

www.twitch.tv/saffronplayboy Chewing Whiteleaf with Zahua

If I streamed a vidjagame in a few hours, should we - continue pillars of eternity? - start a new KCD2 game? - enter Victoria 3 Anbennar - get into some eu5 mischief

Us but you’re just playing