NPC turning to character after boss fight: heh, never told you that monster’s name, it was “My Trauma”

Absolutely electric Shadowdark session where we finally completed a 4 sesh dungeon crawl. Battered, beaten, bruised and with a single light source left. First order of business next time is, of course, carousing—where you blow a bunch of money partying for exp

Just heard Brain by the Action in a chatgpt ad. Fuck tech dude

Unfortunately I have not been able to stop talking to myself in dialogue between Donald Trump and Paulo Costa. We’re on evening 4

john cale's written some of my favorite lyrics but his delivery helps. he's got a perfect voice to sing "as the crowd begins complaining / how the beaujolais is raining / down on darkened meetings on the champs elysees." you hear him sing that and its the most beautiful language in english

www.twitch.tv/saffronplayboy Watcher Invited to Glanfathan Cookout

If the power holds, we’ll stream some pillars of eternity again later today. Probably around 1ish

They discussed the French Connection over the Padres game. Nice

What if I started signing my tweets ‘JB’? — JB

"Ooh. Everybody okay down there?" - Jim Deshaies Boog Sciambi remained silent on this one after a full moon appeared at Tropicana Field.

2026: MLB’s year of the nut shot

I’m hit by a car 3-4 times a day

R is a family name

If I ever used dating apps again, I would list ‘bathroom’ as one of my hobbies

Missed layup clinic out there. Great reminder of why I don’t watch more college sports

Brawley, CA

Khajiit voice: of course it has spikes!

Romance of the Three Kingdoms is 3 entirely different narratives: Wei--political intrigue Wu--family drama Shu Han--ttrpg

www.twitch.tv/saffronplayboy Chewing Whiteleaf with Zahua

If I streamed a vidjagame in a few hours, should we - continue pillars of eternity? - start a new KCD2 game? - enter Victoria 3 Anbennar - get into some eu5 mischief

Us but you’re just playing

How many legs would something need to have more than 1 butt?

I caught the April Fool this year. All my buddies are gonna come over later and we’re gonna beat his ass.

Last night, ESPN had an outline of Tiger’s “Notable Driving Incidents” but they were all bad. Let’s hear about some of his vehicular highlights.

For the time bean!

My mom: they have a Koba! [referring to her best friend’s tortoise] Brother: Koba? Like Planet of the Apes? Me: Koba? Like Stalin?

I know you can’t pick your family. And mostly you don’t pick your name. But you gotta call an audible if your dumbass dad names you ‘Saxon.’ How about James? Take it for a spin. What about David? Everyone loves a Jimmy or a Dave

My mom is the 0.09% of 60+ western women who are trying to hear a magazine track that isn’t shot by both sides

Ok I found my copy of Great War for Civilization but Pity the Nation eludes me. It must be in some box

There should be more songs about being a scientist in a lab looking through a microscope

Remember “just standing there in the right kind of pants”? That was an awesome display of the low bar for American turn-ons but an immediate brainworm

[slowly becoming more Trumpesque like everyone else in this country] I never fucked with Naruto, but I hear he’s a very nice man

Hell yeah

Tn we are all Venezuelan

Amoeba is a perfect song

Trying to do butterfly knife tricks with a leatherman

I keep forgetting this is a thing

Valpraiso, Indiana

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Times New Viking is back! Incredible news

Oh that’s right it totally is Stuttgart

Need a palette cleanser: What’s the best of the Can live albums they put out a couple of years ago. It’s all godtier but is it Stuttgart?

I’ve spent the last 24 hours thinking about Redmen and their Wives

www.twitch.tv/saffronplayboy come for the pillars. stay for the eternity

t.co/7OK43phyr7 pillars of eternity! we're doing white march part 1!

We’ve added Otto Heckel to our streamlabs overlay. I’m overjoyed.

Btw I am back on bluesky finally remembered how to get into this on my phone. What’s up

Gonna stream some games soon. Get ready to have your mind absolutely fucking blown. Or hang out.

2026 we are listening to times new viking again. and a lot