One day you are young and the next your back is torturing you for no apparent reason. 🥹

I know I'm getting old and tired because I just saw a toot I completely disagreed with and immediately unfollowed the person and kept scrolling instead of getting into an argument.

Im Wohnhaus hing heute ein Zettel an die „sehr geehrten Mieter“ adressiert. Mit meinem Stift ergänzte ich „*innen“. Stunden später war es durchgestrichen. Da hat jemand wohl unresolved issues.

The Berlin apartment hunt has officially begun. Now let's hold our virtual hands and manifest planetary alignment. 🪐 #wohnung #berlin #movingagain

I miss the ocean and the lulling sound of its waves. I guess the humming of the dishwasher in the backround will have to do it. #ocean #homesick

USians think of Europe as this shiny paradise with free healthcare, education, public services and rainbows, yet are confused and appalled when they learn half your salary here goes to taxes. Bitch, where do you think all the shiny shit comes from?

Damn, it's been such a busy day that I forgot to wish everyone a happy International Mother Language Day! ☺️ #motherlanguageday #languages

It's cold, all escalators are out of order, and the air smells of wet ashtray. Please remind me why I live here.

10 hours later and 30° lower...

Recordatorio etimológico: la palabra "pasillo" viene del latín passus y significa pasar, avanzar, circular. Alma de cántaro, si te paras en el pasillo del avión a recolocarte el jersey, sacar la comida y contar los lunares de tu bolso mientras 50 personas esperan con la mochila clavada en las […]

Shout-out to past me for sewing this inner passport pocket. 😎 #travelhacks

Everything is fun and games about life abroad until it's time to say goodbye again.

I had plans but I guess I live here now. #napqueen #dogsofmastodon

Another reason why I love moving: The once-in-a-lifetime chance to inform your neighbor that they are pure human landfill, then wish them a long afterlife slow-cooking in hell.

This is my cute face, used exclusively for snacks. #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon

Me: It's reading time! Ada: No, it's napping time. #dogs #dogsofmastodon

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But tell them in German, because life is also terrifying. #valentinesday #german #language

Un viaje a un pasado en blanco y negro, con lupa, disfraces y cero discreción. #Cómics #humor #bruguera

When you enter a relationship with a foreigner, you know there will be some logistic challengues, like long stretches apart and intense travel distances. What I wasn't expecting though is families being torn apart because one orange dicktator decides to turn the country into a rogue state.

Today I walked into my cousin watching something called curling and I can say with certainty that ice hockey is now second in my ranking of whitest people sport. #sports #winterolympics

I wake up early and work for eight hours and suddenly it's 11 pm and I have to wonder where my day went because the math is not adding up.

Do you know those days when you wake up with energy and looking forward to work? Today is not one of those days.

Do you know when you are playing a beat’em up game and you pause the game to go to the restroom, and then you resume the game and everyone rushes back in to enthusiastically remind you they exist with punches and kicks? That’s what coming back to work on Monday after a vacation feels like. No […]

I spent the afternoon with my mom and aunt, sipping tea and listening to their stories from the 60s and 70s. It still blows my mind that women were forced to quit their jobs once they got married, and they needed written permission from their husbands or fathers to get a passport or open a bank […]

My partner gives me a lot of crap for playing videogames with mods and cheats. Sorry, but aren’t games supposed to be an enjoyable escape? If I wanted a character to grind fictional money, points, minerals, or vespene gas to build my empire, I’d just stay offline. That’s called Monday morning […]

Weekend project 🪡 Sashiko-inspired scarf with wagara scraps (leftover from haori). I love how it turned out. 😍 #sewing #patchwork #sashiko

This guy deserves a standing ovation for training crows to attack MAGA hats. 🙌🏻 https://www.threads.com/@biz_dave/post/DTc_o4FDnFH

Buenos días a todes menos al puto vecino que estuvo ayer hablando a gritos hasta las tres de la mañana. Ojalá te entre una diarrea de tres meses con los dos brazos rotos.

The pin cushion project is complete. Look at her wearing all her shiny jewelry! 😁 #felt #sewing #cake

Hello? My back is not going to pet itself! #dogsofmastodon

Did someone just say "going for a walk"? #dogs #dogsofmastodon #fluffylove

Sorry, I can't. I have p(aw)lans this weekend. 🥰 #dogsofmastodon #dogs

After this white sky, I feel invincible. 😬 #puzzles #painting #hokusai

Там, де глибокі води я вільно пливу 🌊 #Ocean #nature #photography

I went to the fabric store for the usual plain black and left with this unhinged rainbow glitter mesh of joy. Coming up next: curtains that make my living room look like a unicorn sneezed inside a disco ball. 🥳 #sewing #rainbow #diy

Qué le pasa a esta señora y por qué está tan afligida. 🙄

Fellow EU citizens, join me and use your privilege to demand the full suspension of the EU–Israel Association Agreement over Israel’s human rights violations. Let's force this onto the EU agenda. https://eci.ec.europa.eu/055/public/#/screen/home #europe #israel #JusticeforPalestine

Progress is creeping along, but this puzzle is proving to be incompatible with a full-time job. Can you guess the famous painting yet? 😁 #puzzles #jigsaw

Posts from Germans announcing plans to emigrate because they’re unhappy with Germany “letting so many migrants into the country”. The irony does most of the work, peak white privilege does the rest. #migration #europe #worldobservations

Today in The Paraphrasing Games (describing something because I temporaliry forgot the word): "It's cold. Where is my stay-at-home coat?" ☺️ #language #theparaphrasinggames

Please send help 🥲

Quick plane doodle inspired by recent world events. #cartoon #politics #news

Still on the ground, being de-iced. ☃️

I follow the @EUCommission purely as a societal temperature check. With every post, you can grab popcorn and watch the comment section combust. They’ll say something like “Happy New Year” and the replies jump to: "You, genocide supporters, colonialist architects of neocapitalist misery, have […]

Happy New Year, y'all! 🎉 May your 2026 run as smoothly as a freshly rebooted device, with a touch of intergalactic glitter. ✨ #newyear #comic #nye

People: Billionaires are the cancer of society and must be stopped. Also people: Let’s keep buying crap we don’t need from megacorps like Amazon, live inside Google because it’s convenient, and hand over our data to questionable platforms because “I can’t get my friends off WhatsApp.” Stop […]

If you are learning a language in #2026, feel free to tell us about it and keep us posted with the hashtag #languagegoals2026. That way, we can see each other's progress, share learning resources and hold each other accountable. :owi: Boosts for visibility are appreciated. The more language […]

Time to disclose the language learning goals of 2026! And the winner is... 🥁 🥖 French: getting from a messy and rusty intermediate level to a solid B1+. This will be my language focus for the year, with daily practice. Also a great excuse to visit the French side of the family. 🧆 Arabic […]

The German in me: Let's lüften. The Spaniard: The apartment is now a cryogenic chamber, my soul has left my body, and the frost warning feels extremely personal. #winter #germany #TéYMantita

It’s that time of year again when I take a deep breath and face a highly stressful ritual: deciding which language I will actually focus on next year. #languages #goals #newyear