“Ughh I want to blow my brains out but it's too thick.”

“Hnnnnggghhhhhhhh....” 𝘏𝘦'𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘻𝘺.

“Wish I'd get stepped on..”

𝘓𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦.

“I'm still doing drugs by the way... I'm being discreet.”

“STOP SCREAMING MOTHERFUCKER!!! IM TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!!!”

𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘢𝘻𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦, 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘨 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘪𝘱 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘴... “Is there anything else you'd like, honey?” 𝘏𝘦 𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧... 𝘚𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦.

𝘖𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘥, 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳𝘴. “I'll get better..”

Canidware Solanine's PDA entries feels like one of those collectibles you can get in a video game, it's a reference to them lol

“I LOVE YOU STALKER!!!!”

“Mobius sound too good to be true.”

𝘏𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘥 - 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮, 𝘤𝘩𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘺.. “Yeah- lip gloss, sorry.. I'm not familiar with feminine products, heheh..”

“HEY LEI-LEI WHEN WE'RE FUCKING??”

Canidware Solanine unironically likes to lick his romantic interests' lips 🤭

𝘕𝘰𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨. “Yeah. First guy you kissed was me and I'm not a jerk. I like you, Charlotte.. and I know you're very shy too which is perfectly understandable. You can take your time, alright?” 𝘓𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘐𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 +

“It'd be a shame if you got hurt again now, don't you think?” 𝘎𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥.

𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨.

“Yeah whatever you say.” 𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘴. “How's your hand and chest?”

“Miss me, Mr. Gay?”

𝘓𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘢𝘸𝘯.

Canidware Whar are your thoughts about Solanine so far? Does he interest you?

“Guess she's on her period...”

𝘚𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘬𝘦, 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘢 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘸𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵 𝘢 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘬. “Mmh.. no, in fact that makes me special to you in a way...” 𝘚𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥, 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘭 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴.

“Nah I don't mind.” 𝘚𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘹, 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨. “Do you have any idea why we keep coming back to this place? This ain't my house and.. I only got here to smash shit up.”

“How are you doing today?”

“Lei-Lei?”

Canidware I wonder if my mutuals are reading Solanine's insane ramblings in his pocket sized digital journal 👀💀

Canidware Solanine and jikininki Tomio:

“To everyone I offended this year Work on yourself so I don't have to do it again next year.”

𝘞𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘱, 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘗𝘋𝘈. 𝘏𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯...

“Excuse me?” 𝘙𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘸. “Did you just called me cute?.. And mutt in a single sentence? You got some balls, huh. I don't like guys.”

“Okay.. ice cream.”

“What fucking sticky note-”

Canidware Also I dunno how many mutuals are gonna read this but Solanine's 𝗣ersonal 𝗗igital 𝗔ssistant is well hidden, is password protected and heavily encrypted.

>> 𝙿𝙳𝙰 𝙴𝙽𝚃𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚂

canidware So I remade that silly video thingy and I'll add a new thread in the MISC section of my pinned (; it's fun to make Solanine canonically write entries, notes, locations and so forth. To make it less corny it'll almost always be about his main occupation.

“Hope I get some proper rest..” 𝘏𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱.

𝘎𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩, 𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘢𝘸𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨.

“...I feel too exposed like this.” 𝘖𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘱, 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘕𝘐𝘕 𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘰, 𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘯. “I swear if anyone else pops up in my residence I'll shoot to kill.”

𝘊𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴, 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘨.

𝘉𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘢 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘣𝘺 𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥. 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤. “I don't have time for this.”

“What the fuck.. Stop doing that you freaky stalker! I.. lost my fucking shirt is all!” 𝘚𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨..

𝘓𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴, 𝘺𝘢𝘸𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘪𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦. “Mmm... leg still sore..” 𝘎𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘧𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘶𝘣𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘦𝘨. 𝘚𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢 𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥.

Canidware He is already.. demonic, supernatural so the .exe is unnecessary 💀

𝘚𝘯𝘰𝘰𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦.

“It's nice to see a familiar face after so long! How have you been, dear?”

“The Uncool Sugarplum.” 𝘊𝘩𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳. “I'm just playin', fruitcake. I'm bored so I'm sorry if you're about to tear your own ass off because of my behavior.”