Favourite #DoctorWho moment: Mine’s actually from the extended universe Virgin New Adventures but this hit 14 year old gay me HARD and has never let go.

Pipe break at the Campbell Park light pyramid.

#MCM In Greenwich park a shot of the pavilion #London #photography

Repost your favorite cigar pic!l 🔥🥩

Fuck. This is SO GOOD. music.youtube.com/watch?v=U9OO...

Heron! At St Pancras Lock on the Regent’s canal. Had to be quick and messed up framing - gah! #photography #london #heron

Light up time #gayrubberman #cigarfetish #gaycigarman

FINALLY finished the No Man’s Sky “Relics” expedition. TBH I found it a bit of a slog. There’s usually a sprinkling of lore or a new perspective on the expeditions but this time it was “here’s new gameplay loop…now repeat” and it just didn’t grab me. Got some spiffy new duds out of it though! #NMS

Reskeet with a harness picture.

I like this place. Some people say it’s creepy but I find it peaceful. No one around and the only sound is trains rattling along in the distance. #photography #panorama

Must remember to get new gloves #gaycigarman

Blarg. Been talking too much about work stuff. Here’s some dead cow. #gayleatherman

Blimey that was quick. Just got an email saying I’m through to the next stage. Ugh - it’s a “no need to take action” thing. It’s a screening stage and it’ll take several weeks. Not that surprised it’ll take so long as it’s one of the rare vacancies at this place that was open to external candidates

Stage 4 job interview done! It was all recorded for transcription as it was about voice communications. I kept on hearing my voice quaver because of nerves. Goddamnit! Ah well. I find out if I go through to the next stage in 10-14 days.

Almost a shame this is #monochromemonday Sat on my balcony, the sun shone bright, the sky was blue, the trees a rich green, everything…peaceful. Smoking a bowl of Condor in a Peterson straight stemmed billiard house pipe and thinking I should trim the face fuzz back down a bit. #gaypipeman

European Garden Spider in my lampshade. Hmmm. Things to do this year: 1) learn to draw 2) recarpet my flat 3) dust more frequently And actually read up on keeping spiders as pets. I miss having a pet. #macrophotography

Peterson Kinsale XL13 As bulldogs go, I prefer the 150. But this is a beaut 🙂 Smoking a bowl of Segar & Snuff Crème Brûlée. #pipesmoking

#photography #London

Challenge accepted. As a product of the British boarding school system, I learned to cum in ABSOLUTE silence. You don’t want to draw attention to yourself in a dormitory with 13 other hormone monster boys. And besides, my accent is great for announcing trains over a PA and stuff…but sexy? Nope!

#monochromemonday pipe break Peterson House Pipe Terracotta finish (not that you can tell!) Bowl of Condor Ready Rubbed #pipesmoking

If you see this post, post or quote repost a boarded walkway, or something similar. #boardedwalkway #scenic #landscape

Duck!(ling)

#gayleather #gaycigarman #smokefetish

And now for something completely different. #WAM #gunge

Having had to rationalise my life down to a handful of garbage bags to facilitate a quick exit several times in my time has left me almost pathologically resistant to accruing “things”. However, I do have a few keepsakes from over the years and blimey, they don’t half scream “GAY!”

Goddamn it’s hard to find tight fitting gloves when you’ve got small (size 8) hands. #gayleather #gaycigarman #smokefetish

One of the rare freehands in my collection from Pipes Del Puig #gaypipeman

I love catching the canal when it’s totally still

#TBT Throwback to the beard era #bearded #gayleatherman

Currently obsessed with repeatedly spotting the Zoidberg Scuttle in Rebecca Black videos. Thank whatever higher power for the YouTube algorithm and Trixie Mattel for reintroducing me to this Diva.

Peterson 150 ebony finish. Great little pipe. #gaypipeman

Sometimes, when life is sucking, it’s just nice to go fishing in the middle of the ocean and watch the sunset, forgetting the day just gone. But I live in the middle of a city, so I make do. #NMS

I see you… #gaycigarman #smokefetish

Bloody hell, I found them! 🥳

Hmmm. Judging from FindMy, my AirPod case is still on the train (it’s done a few trips up and down the line to London and one up to Liverpool). Now if I can just figure out which one it’ll be, I’ll get that train on my way to work and hopefully get it back 🤞

I left my AirPods case on the train and am watching it go up and down the line on FindMy 😐

Dramatic B&w selfie thread Your turn!

Light up…and relax. #gaypipesmoker #smokefetish

Favourite Doctor Who stories?

Throwback Thursday to that time I tried to beard. #TBT #pogonophile

Personally I always thought the TAS crew was underrated. Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.

The gay//the soundtrack

Age yourself with a cartoon character you watched as a kid.

Sweating like a pig. Rubber, PVC and a smoke. #gaycigarman #smokefetish

It was The Fountain in Birmingham. I was 15, drinking culture in the UK being what it is, I’d popped in for a pint. There were 3 leathermen in there in full-on ToF. My eyes were opened as to what it was that I wanted.

Oh fuck. That thing where I posted about having to write a CV for the first time in 20 years? I’m through to interview stage. I am simultaneously experiencing happy excitement and blind panic.

Monochrome Monday Mood.

The trailer for Death Stranding 2 looks so good I finally decided that I’d give the first one a go. I have no idea what I’m doing or what’s going on…it does look pretty though!