Playing Metal Gear Solid V: get ballooned, idiot. Get absolutely Fultoned.

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

Gulag for the people shouting “what” during a timeless Toni storm promo

I’d rather be listening to “Strut” by Ladysaw and Steven Seagal

WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT

Completed MGS2

Forever sad that Bowie chose to work with David Cage and Omicron the nomad soul vs anything Kojima did. Imagine.

Shit shit shit fuck I was talking about Candlejack to Rev and I said his name I’m gon

Awoken last night by foxes arguing and/or fucking

I bought a fajita kit on Sunday and didn’t realise till today it went out of date the very next day (wtf) but because Rev is amazing he managed to make an absolutely delicious chilli and honey sauce from what we had in the house? God I love him

If you don’t kill me, and I get loose, you’re gonna wish you were in hell with your back broke

If you see this QTP with a game that released in the year you were born

Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen

I’d rather be listening to “Strut” by Ladysaw and Steven Seagal

The rainmaker counter into the blue thunder bomb gave me a boner

"straight people just replaced faggot with twink" no they haven't they definitely still call us faggots lmao

Another week in - wrestling Monday, upper Tuesday, wrestling Wednesday, few rest days because my ankle and tricep needed a recharge, and some lower and cardio today. Feeling good

@turboanthro.bsky.social YOU’VE LOST THE NEWS!

You’re lying in a news grave, what’s written on your headstone?

Got to Fatman and just exclaimed “why is he on roller skates” and heard Rev laughing from the other room

Hideoed and Kojimaed by Writeno Directima

There’s a bunch of fuckin draclias and they’re all playin flute

Cena says Never Give Up (apart from when you are absolutely done with that one stage)

Since Friday I have: Friday: upper body Saturday: lower body Sunday: rest but busy with shopping and cleaning Monday: 2.5 hours of wrestling and conditioning Today: upper body again I’m feeling great ngl

Age verification: My first console was the commodore Amiga 500

This is the snow fair. I love him.

Stop calling it that

Genuine Kudos to the man that had to read what was inscribed on the casings without corpsing, I don’t think I could read that out regardless of the subject matter without losing it

Back at the gym after a week of being sick, went extra hard, hit a few PBs and I feel jacked.

Wake up wake up THEY HIT THE PENTAGON

I hear that Charlie Kirk was....a father?

On the eve of 9/11! As the Epstein files are finally coming out!

"i pronouns you femcel and boywife" - the woke pastor

Hideoed and Kojimaed by Writeno Directima

I finished MGS1 last night for the first time. Really enjoyed it, but I would not have as a kid I don’t think. Interesting, ambitious game.

I’ve had to take a sick day because I feel washed out. Managed 2.5 hours and I’m just wiped

It’s actually crazy how AJ separates herself from the roster by sounding like an actual real person and not someone trying to be a character or memorising a script. A welcome change of pace.

Interesting side note, as a head without a body I envy the dead!

Who up silking their song?

This evening we watched Japanese ninja warrior on skateboards and armoured MMA, this is the future the woke left wants

"ill goon your ass. ill pig you out" yeuah um, No, its highly unlikely that you will "Goon" my ass. Try reading a book of english

Are you jorkin my peanits bro!!

@turboanthro.bsky.social make the world your weapon!

How’s it feel Seath? To be a biiiiiitch

I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️ "Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"

New Salad Fingers is predictably uncomfortable to watch. I’m so glad David Firth is making weird art, we need stuff like this.

Playing through Metal Gear Solid 1 for the first time, which has the great side effect of me semi-regularly giggling and ask Rev to explain certain things to me

I was playing Croc and I saw all the little animals in cages and I thought that looks quite frankly not so bad