Started watching Alice in Borderland and I'm struggling to pay attention because my eyes keep darting all over the screen trying to read everything. Learning Japanese has consumed me lol

I always find it funny when transphobes scream "it's a HIM!" when drag queens are referred to as "she". Like, are they screaming "it's a HER!" when someone calls Bart Simpson a he?

No, it's from another console. Listing things that aren't another console is silly, you might as well say everything that isn't a videogame is competition. The Xbox brand is on its arse and I think that is due to bad decisions on where to take it, not because people are on Tiktok.

"what's your snap?" I'm 39, that's what my fucking snap is

Never has anything had a more "stay the fuck away from me" look

I don't know if I entirely hate this and I really should because I despise so much about chatgpt but I guess you could look at it as A) at least he messaged I guess, and B) some people really do struggle sending these messages and is it so bad to get a little assistance? Very much two minds here! 😅

I have such hatred for the word "hehe", it sounds creepily pervy no matter what the context

Ultimate comfy

Watching this new film on Netflix, A House of Dynamite and it's annoying me how cock teasy it is and how the multiple perspectives of the same story adds absolutely nothing

Kate is absolutely useless. Nick admitting to sabotage is clear evidence he's a faithful not a traitor, why on earth would he admit to it if he was a traitor? 😂

Is this the longest we've ever gone with no Traitors being banished?

Love Cat calling Celia an icon when you know she has absolutely no idea who she is 😂

How much misinformation do you wanna bet gets spread about Assassin's Creed Shadows Switch 2 before release?

I wish Halloween songs were as big a deal as Christmas songs because I absolutely prefer a Halloween-type song and I'd listen to them at any time of the year. Mayhem is the (un)official Halloween album this year without a doubt. There's fewer songs on it that *aren't* Halloweeny.

No one can say Sakurai doesn't pack his games with tonnes of content and attention to detail. He just puts so much into these games, it's not wonder Smash Ultimate near broke him.

Let's get high With Masahiro Sakurai

Just when I'm asking in my head if a double draw has ever happened, Lucy asks and Nick answers, I love that so many of them are such big fans ha, The Traitors is the best

I love how Alan has gone from being the worst traitor in the world to completely embracing it and not giving a fuck. National treasure.

Kinda wild they're releasing an update to Pikmin 4 but not having a mouse controlled Switch 2 version, that seems like the most obvious update to that game

Then you make it not boring lol You're literally making a fantasy space game, space can be anything you want it to be, it's only boring if you make it boring

It's funny how the Pokémon game discourse has moved from "you can't say you like the game without 100 people jumping down your throat" and now it's "you can't say you dislike the game without 100 people jumping down your throat"

4 weeks today, we'll be on a flight to Tokyo, and then the day after I return, Metroid Prime 4 releases! I'll not be fully excited until I turn on my work out of office

"Why would you take a Bayleef to a Rogue Mega Beedrill fight you daft wee cunt?? " Me, if I lived in Lumiose and was paired up with these useless children.

Like 15 hours into the game, I discover ZA has an auto heal button.

He sloth

My big badasses

I've never really thought about my top 10 movies before but I did and I guess these would probably be them.

EVERYONE TURN OFF THE LIGHTS AND PRETEND WE'RE NOT IN

Just me, a sassy little twink, and my ex

I wish the exteriors in ZA looked as good as the interiors, they're really lovely

The Mark is taking The Traitors way too seriously, chill the fuck out

I hope we see Alan Carr a bit more on TV again after The Traitors. I've always thought he was one of the UK's most naturally funny comedians.

First impressions of Legends ZA after a day - battling is kinda fun and snappy. Though feels a little lacking in strategy. It feels easier just to spam moves than bother to get out the way. Sometimes it can look alright; other times really bad, those flat buildings are such an eyesore.

Maybe I'm still too early in, but does it seem like there's just not a whole lot to do in Legends ZA. It feels like I'm just wandering about until night which feels like the main way to progress. I'm not sure how I feel about this game yet.

Why has WhatsApp started showing notifications like this? Not showing their profile picture but the Updates icon. And only sometimes. It's annoying me.

Night night

Can you change the time in Legends? I didn't fight anyone at night and now I've got to wait a whole day to get a Challenger's Ticket.

What a big dork

Can I catch him?

Tepig just fist bumped me, I love him

Lack of voice acting in Pokémon games is becoming more and more noticeable. But if they didn't want to add that into games, I think they should do Fire Emblem-type 2D character art with dialogue boxes when speaking to people. It'd make the lack of voice acting less apparent I think.

ZA is already off to a fantastic start, IT ACTUALLY TELLS YOU WHAT COLOUR EACH IS! I cannot tell you how rare this is in videogames. My little colourblind eyes are very happy right now

I'm such a sucker for a videogame that has songs on the soundtrack with vocals, they're always so good (not you Sonic)

I hate so much how often technology updates these days and removes things that were useful before for no obvious reason. Galaxy Buds no longer tell me how much charge the case has, only the earbuds. Why would they remove this? So dumb.

Scottish people are the best at insults because they can pick literally any noun and it becomes the funniest and most cutting shit. I just walked passed a Glaswegian getting on the tram and he called his mate 'ya fucking lamp' 😂 I love my country

Happy Pokémon Legends day! I will be starting later with my favourite little porker

Sometimes when I'm on camera I'll close my eyes then open them really quickly to try and catch myself with my eyes closed. Never managed it, my eye-fi speeds are too good

Oh no, I heard another new Taylor song and it features the most annoying knock knock I've ever heard in a song, I hate it

3 times now some vigilante prick has put this sticker on my car now when I'm parked absolutely fine. You could argue there's that space behind my car but there wasn't when I parked and even if there was, it wouldn't have made a difference. I have made an enemy.

I really like the leader of the Greens but I do find it funny when he's defended over the hypno boob thing because it is obviously nonsense you know if anyone on the right said that, we'd neeeever stop mentioning it. Otherwise though, seems like a great leader to me.