Mums are like "do you have such a thing as a...?" and name the most common item you've ever heard

I just learned that you can go on a date round the Gold Saucer and I didn't get one! 😭 If fucking CLOUD can't get a date, there's no hope for any of us

Absolute annihilation. I love QB

This area is so beautiful. I love the music

It's funny how often this place gets mocked as being completely dead and I get far more interaction here. Most of my following on twitter left so any engagement is usually people who don't follow me. And at least you can talk about things you like here without everyone telling you you're wrong

I wonder how different things would be at Nintendo if they hadn't recognised all these things that seem to be collapsing the industry that Iwata talked about 20 years ago during the Wii reveal.

I used to hate people cancelling on me for things. I used to look forward to plans and be so disappointed when someone cancelled. Now, in the last month of my 30s, if someone cancels I'm like yay free night to myself 🙌

I'm watching the original office for the first time in years and maann Dawn is so unlikeable. Pam Beasley clears

I have legit never measured my dick in my life but everyone seems to know theirs. I'm interested in the methods. Is it a measuring tape? I hope not the slicey metal ones. A ruler? Who has a ruler these days? Or we using the AR rulers on a phone? Who is measuring all these penii??

I watched Project Hail Mary which I really enjoyed but in my head the plot was rocky was geodude and it was humans discovering Pokémon for the first time

It's been lovely seeing so many videos of Sam Neill with his animals, because that's basically how I see myself at that age

If there's anything more 'give with one hand, take away with the other', it's getting this message after a tap 😂

Howling at my mother posting a picture of herself on Facebook in a leather jacket and holding a giant fuck-off machine gun like a lesbian mob boss

Why can I buy egg yolk in a sauce form? Why's that not a thing? I would slap that shit on everything, I love an egg

Rebirth is one of the rare games I'm happy to interact with most of the mini games. I'd happily pay 15/20 quid for a Queen's Blood game on its own

Why's Cait Sith got a Fife accent? 😂

The Gold Saucer in Rebirth is so fucking cool

David Bowie would have played such a good Sephiroth in a live action Final Fantasy

If I murder someone one day, I'll save the police the bother on looking for a motive - it wasn't personal, I was just enraged at a package not opening the way the package said the package was opening and just took my rage out on the nearest person

Yes, it's funny that the only candidate running against Farage is a man with a bin for a head, but we should also be recognise what an absolute joke it makes our politics look. We laughed at a country electing a reality TV star, now we have a bi-election between an absolute joke character and a bin.

I think this game might be a bit of a secret goty contender, I'm just getting those kinda vibes

Bye Farage you absolute raging cunt

It's gonna be funny to watch Sony release a hybrid console for PS6 and see Nintendo completely pivot to a brand new idea for the Switch 2 successor.

Fingers crossed for "doing you all a favour and Thanosing my racist ass out of existence"

Videogame music just makes me so happy man. I could wake up tired and anxious af, dreading my day, and I'll pop in some headphones and a random wee gaming playlist and something like the Snow Kingdom from Odyssey will come on and instantly make me a happier little gayboy

I think something legit bit me on the ass during the night, it looks like teeth. Did I get vampired or something? Or is it rabies?

I'm honestly surprised they're killing it this soon. 10 years is a long time obviously but could have seen it go another couple. Maybe won't ever beat PS2 after all.

1bn a day is Michael Scott levels of delusion, this is so funny. An eighth of all of humanity playing Xbox every day. Incredible.

And here comes the latest Xbox bloodbath

If anyone wants to run away to a cabin in the woods and live off the earth for the rest of our lives, but also own a goat because goats are cool, let me know

If your answer isn't WiiU, it can only be because you've never touched a WiiU disc because if you had, you'd understand.

I hope the person who invented a garden pea is having a good day. Top tier veg, I eat em like cereal

Christ, mind when no one wanted to touch the concept of Bayonetta 2 with a barge pole, and Nintendo swooped in and published it exclusively, then a 3rd *and* a spin-off despite it barely scratching a million? I've been 'bootlicking' them all day, but justified when it comes to not killing games.

The Oblivion remaster on Switch 2 is really funny because it released as a code in a box on PS5 and Xbox and that's Nintendo's thing. And now the only console that'll have a true physical version is Switch 2 lol

Dread was so fucking good man, I can't wait to see the eventual reveal of Ravenous

Oh they’re capitalizing on today’s news and just guaranteed a lot more copies sold 🤣

News of new Metroid in a see of horrendous news right now is so fucking welcome man. Metroid would have been killed long ago if it were on any other platform.

Being ID'd on the first day of the last month of my 30s is a nice little ego boost, but it's still fucking annoying when I don't carry ID anymore lol

I honestly hate that social media has made us feel like we have to be cautious about saying we prefer one console over others due to your own reasons, for risk of being called a bootlicker. Call me a bootlicker, idgaf, this is completely correct, PS and Xbox are giving less and less reasons to own

Interesting for Sony to announce this now ahead of what we expect to be some catastrophic layoffs at Xbox. A nice way for everyone to move on from this story in just a few days eh

Has Sony just decimated the second hand games market?

Oooh boy......

When I get famous and get married, I'm just gonna have the wedding in a garage with a wee cèilidh, bit of a buffet, and an after-dinner orgy. No fuss, just tradition

Splatoon Raiders looks like an absolute must-buy for me. Love the dungeon crawler aspect of it, can see the treasure hunting and upgrades being really addictive

Call me woke, but I just don't think you should have your dog as your profile pic when your profile name is "want sucked?"

The rumours for the next round of Xbox layoffs look absolutely brutal, this industry is such a mess man

She's never visited Porty Beach in her life

There's a game called Unhinged releasing tomorrow and it's the first time I've properly been interested in a game released on Netflix youtu.be/1lsV9I2NDO8?...

Girl groups don't release songs like Viva Forever anymore and I think that's a travesty

1k consoles let's fucking go