My controversial take about videogame movies and TV is that there are very very few that have a good enough story to actually work well as a movie or TV show which is why so many are either shit, or a shallow visual spectacle that the fans will love.

Don't fuck this up or I swear to god

It's 2026, a movie could come to streaming platforms the day after its cinema release and it wouldn't be sooner than I think

I ran out of milk and wanted some Weetabix, so I had the incredible idea to use Maltesers hot chocolate instead and I've basically created chocolate porridge. Stoners should worship me for this combo

All those guns in America and they keep missing. Maybe if Trump was in a school, someone would actually manage to get him, there's your Novel Prize winner

How many gays thought that your new neighbour you always see on grindr was a massive Madonna fan, or am I just an idiot?

Nintendo being weird but tbf, but they have their own music platform, it makes sense they'd want to steer people that direction. I happen to think the Nintendo Music app is great

Why has the Google photos app removed the ability to search? Why is everything always worse now with every update?

Maxxing Slop Larping Performative 🚮 🚮 🚮 🚮

The Black Flag remake looks so BRIGHT

I've been replaying Pokémon Black 2 for the first time since it came out. It's so good and the first few hours feel different to a lot of other gens. There's no lab, no usual forest with bugs, the gyms are cool hidden little underground lairs and there's so many Pokémon choices. Really love it.

Get fucked

Looking for a wee cheap stool on Facebook marketplace which I haven't used in a long time and its UI is so fucking terrible. So many ads, featured posts, doesn't actually sort according to what I've asked. An absolute mess of a platform.

Hamish doesn't need nappies now it seems because he's using the toilet and shoving a whole loo roll down there. How the fuck has he done this?

If someone invented stickers that peel easily and don't leave a residue and make them mandatory on everything, then I think the world will be a slightly less angry place. Or maybe just me because I'm about to BOOT FUCK OUT OF THIS STICKER THAT WON'T COME OFF A SHELF I'M BUILDING 😡😡😡😡😡

It pisses me off so much that Playstation controllers will only charge with Playstation charging cables. Any ucb-c should work.

This service is becoming a bit of a confusing mess

The concept of ID'ing people for buying fags is gonna be wild because they're gonna have to start ID'ing everyone that looks like they were born before 2009 no matter how old they now are

component cable hair ties go hard

There's been significantly more Switch 2 games released cheaper than Mario Kart, but people on the internet will never stop mentioning 80 dollars

Splatoon Raiders looks really good!

It's funny how I know that Hamish is awake at home when I'm not there because those circles are the roomba going round him, he'll be following it around and getting in its way

People say Bsky is one big woke echo chamber but fuck me is it so more enjoyable to talk about your hobbies here without having someone jump in to tell you you're wrong

For some reason I'm watching The Abyss for the first time. I'm really enjoying it but it's pissing me off they're just jumping to thinking alien and not just an unidentified sea animal

I wonder what the conversion rate of OF beggars on grindr is, from tap to a subscription. It's gotta be lower than 1 surely. I know the gays do thirst but no one is signing up to these people right?

I find it funny how often you see gamers on social media talk about games everyone loves that they think are overrated but get angry at games receiving a lower review from one outlet over the rest. Literally the same as not finding a game as great as everyone else.

Does the Pokémon Trading Card Game game let you have fuel deck fights yet? I'd happily get back into it if it did

Tomodachi Life is basically Cards Against Humanity but you can give any answer you want

I don't mean to brag but I've just managed to finish a whole cucumber. They probably said it couldn't be done

Resident Evil Requiem is a Metroidvania

Changing bedding is *the* worst household chore by a mile. Hate it. Give me cleaning a toilet any day. Hate it hate it.

You don't really need both left and right when you think about it

Why tf is my LG TV advertising me missile defense when it's been idle for a while

Think I fancy the New York mayor, taxing the rich is sexy af, plus he just used a Mario Kart analogy in a speech, what a ride

After reading some comments, I could have sworn that Joey Mills was a nazi or something and then I watched the video and...? That's it? He doesn't give his number to hookups? Yeah he seemed a bit up his own arse but christ man, people need to react a bit more normally to shit

This dog would lie on a bed of nails if it meant being next to me

Ninetales is a really shit name for a Pokémon when you think about it

What in the gatekeeping nonsense is this pish calling people larpers if they've only recently just started to get into something like a videogame series that's been going for decades. Who gives an actual fuck

That studio task at the end of the first episode of the new Taskmaster is one of the best there's ever been. How's this show still so so good after 21 series

Hi, when are we getting Pokopia DLC please I need mooore 🥺

Why does Grace in Requiem run like she's broken her leg in gameplay but as soon as she's in a cutscene she's fucking Usain Bolt

Tomodachi is gonna score like a 73 and the anti Switch 2 mob are gonna claim it's another flop, meanwhile it sells 10 million

The squeal I just squl when I found there's a new disaster movie on Netflix. Big big flood movie. I love a disaster movie, it's gonna be absolute pish

I've resisted New Outlook for ages and have now had to succumb and why the fuck does the calendar look so muted with its colour scheme? It looks like it's struggling to load fully, so ugly

Capcom really are on a generational run aren't they. The best 3rd party out there right now

Randomly decided to watch the second Pokémon movie and this scene is so fucking funny 😂😂

Not read yet but a nice change to just a list of the best games

It seemed, at worse, a bit ignorant. But the internet will never forgive and she'll get dragged on this forever now.

Shazam, but for scents. I dunno how. I'm just the ideas man.

Good lord, I just got a twitter follow, twitter DM, grindr tap, grindr message and sniffies message all from one person. Calm the fuck doon