im too normal to want to engage with a product that willingly collaborates with something called "waifu labs"

i'd be less miffed about universes beyond if they didn't keep doing franchises where everyone dresses the same and does the same pose

i love when event streams have this view of the convention hall. there's something special about the feeling you get when you look up from your or your friend's match and realizing you hadn't noticed how empty the hall had gotten over the last 30 minutes or so. the weekend is over.

everything should have an appendix N #osr

hey random thought but does anyone remember that time every D&D content creator under the sun told their viewers to boycott D&D Beyond and it almost immediately torpedoed the upcoming edition's business model so bad that the rules to D&D became creative commons?

highlighting a song lyric that i think fuckin rips on days when i feel like it I'VE LIVED IN FILTH I'VE LIVED IN SIN AND I STILL SMELL CLEANER THAN THE SHIT YOU'RE IN

me right before i go turn one island warp emissary mox opal springleaf drum memnite memnite emry

Q: How many World of Warcraft players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: .... Can't a WeakAura handle that?

cube fuckin rules man

posting a song lyric that i think fuckin rips on days when i feel like it GONNA HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN FEAR GONNA HAVE TO STEP OUT OF THE SHADOWS AND FIGHT AND WHEN THEY SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN THEY WILL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE FEAR DRAGGED OUT INTO THE LIGHT www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvnz...

I think the Universes Beyond business model makes a lot more sense when you start to think of us players/collectors as the product, and potential licensing partners as the customer base. WotC aren't selling cards to you any more. They're selling your attention to their advertising partners.

Designing and curating a #MTGCube is the healthiest thing you can possibly do for your engagement with Magic. Ruling your own little domain of Magic that includes what you like and excludes what you don't will re-contextualize the way you look at spoilers, cards you own, and your LGS's stock.

was it really necessary to make me feel this fucking old #mtg

posting a song lyric that i think fuckin rips every day unless i forget EYE OF LIZARD AND WING OF BAT TESTICLE OF MAN TONGUE OF EAGLE AND BRAIN OF RAT JESUS CHRIST'S LEFT HAND #metalsky #blackmetal #thrashmetal

no J.K. but J.K. Simmons

men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

the brokers in new capenna were originally supposed to be the police of that setting this was changed due to wotc "looking at the real world and all the associations going on with police" anyways heres the nypd on a magic card

i've been aware of spider-ham for about ten seconds but i've come to the conclusion that it should be shot on sight

posting a song lyric that i think fuckin rips every day unless i forget SO BURN THE BITTER BUTTER PREPARE THE MURDER MACHINES BRING MY MY SCABBARD MY HAUBERK MY HALBERD FETCH ME MY ENCHANTED GREAVES #metalsky

every video game should have a chris houlihan room. just a weird little place you get sent to to distract you with collectibles for 45 seconds if the game gets confused. in fact i think real life should have a chris houlihan room.

me trying to perform this calculation after playing hundreds of hours of Blue Prince

E.L.F. (enby I'd like to fuck)

shoutout to this guy for reminding us all to add "game:paper" to our scryfall searches

every single person should have at least one non-local musical artist they really like that basically nobody else has ever heard of

i'm not seeing anyone in the gorilla discourse ask the real questions: what's on the gorilla's loot table? i've seen far less than 100 men do some heinous shit for a [Bindings of the Windseeker], the right half of thunderaan's eternal prison. with enough collective willpower, anything is possible

Wrath of God in the streets, Damnation in the sheets

there be queer folk in buckland 💅✨✨

Can we please take a minute to remember the allosexual aromantic folks are valid as hell❤️ In the aroace communities we talk so much about asexual folks not always being aromantic too so I figured we should show some love to aromantic folks who have sexual attraction. You are valid and loved

we want to simplify what's in standard but also every card in this set has two different names have fun everyone #mtg

groverhaus of leaves

a lil #osr #dungon cave #map with some spider webs. intrepid explorers who climb up the ledge between the southern caverns might find where some thieves stashed away their haul behind some boulders. who knows how many ages have passed since their heist?

just a lil tomb #dungeon #map #osr who is buried here? what secret did they keep in the hidden shrine?

where does it go? #osr #dnd

world sucks. here's a different one. who lives in the mushrooms? #dnd #osr #hexmap #fantasymap