American American-Chinese ice girl versus Chinese American-Chinese snow girl.

God I fucking hate the fucking winter.

The Queen was Michael Corleone man.

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Added a professional new banner to my LinkedIn profile:

I wish the internet was fun again.

I was in a film with Bobby Duvall and Ally McCoist you know.

My da has taught my 2 year old niece “centrifugal force” and she says it when she spins herself around.

Since my new company bought my old company 6 months ago the stock has went down 52% lol

I had to launch an AI agent product this week like a fucking scumbag.

depressmaxxing due to winter framemogging me

The winter is too long this year. I want to live again.

Is Starmer a “decent man” though? Seems like a permacunt to me.

I am genuinely shocked it’s true that Yank Big Pharma has stopped medical miracles.

Seen too many videos of drones killing defeated old Russian men. Everything is so fucking depressing all the time.

The US left WHO and a week later they’ve cured like three types of cancer.

All those paedos really preferred email as their #1 method of communication.

SO BRAVE of all the UK media heads to stick the boot into Peter Mandelson now he has no power and no journalism is required. Arseholes.

Do you know how your phone battery says it is at 78% efficiency, but you know it’s completely knackered. That’s how it feels to be young-ish in an ok job in a western country.

I need to do an overdue harassment training at my dumb job whilst every CEO, politician, and journalist is getting away with being a paedo psycho.

Peter Mandelson should have been in the jail about a dozen times by now the bastard.

Find the boring logistics of all these Epstein email chats so funny: no. back in nyc on 27 feb >>> are u staying with me in feb or going back to rape island?

Nothing is going to happen though

Musk gonna be found bleeding out in the tub.

100% Trump’s assassination was fake and Kirk’s was a sacrifice.

I love all the secret code used in this syndicate of evil billionaires: To: Jeffrey E From: [redacted] hey J. can i cum to your child sex abuse island to be a beast? ps loved the torture video Sent from my iPhone

So the world really is run by psychopath paedos?

Everyone had dead eyes during the last meeting at work this week. Everyone just absolutely miserable haha

That’s gutting about Catherine O’Hara.

It’s getting real difficult to not let my real personality slip out at my bastard job.

If you can remember something further back than two chat prompts then congratulations AI can’t replace you.

How many days are in this fucking month?

Been having a fantastic time rewatching Band of Brothers with my wife which she tells her dad who then just drops a “oh yeah my father was at Bastogne with the 101st” like what the fuck…

I really enjoy when Spanish speakers say la puta madre

Another week of quadrupling vitamin D then.

British people take the piss out of Yanks/Trump then go and vote for Reform. And I say British because 15-20% of Scotland are also cunts.

“Paid agitators” all these fucking MAGA idiots online.

No no no the right to bear arms is for school shootings only.

It would be nice if literally any American politician or celebrity would say anything of actual meaning. Cowards.

Can’t wait to read Obama’s top films of January or whatever the fuck it is he seems to care about.

Fucking grow some balls and do something

Hey I fancy being a cosplaying cowardly cunt that murders people on the street on a Saturday morning… any career advice?

Just secured a mirror above a fireplace in a 200 year old house that doesn’t have a single 90 degree angle. Kill me.

2016 revisionism is funny because it was a shite year. It has been a shite decade. A shite century.

Wish it was the summer in the 90’s and my jaw was hanging off me in some Eurotrash club.

I am determined to outlive all these horrible cunts.

we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)

My consumption of Chinese propaganda grows every day. Tell them I only lived in Japan to spy on them. I could be a sort of Scottish clown for them.

What a completely mental time to be alive.

I have no capacity for any celebrity news. Gossip is for times of harmony.