He was in SO many great movies. This was the first one I ever saw him in, and remains to this day one of my favourites of all time.

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View of the Olympics, from Ferno.

It would seem that there's some space for anti-DJT sentiment on his OWN platform. 🤣

I feel a little conflicted. Orange Shitgibbon says one thing, the rest of the world says another...🤷

This is how a demented 3yo who invents The Bored of Peace behaves when he thinks a grown-up might try to join the game.

Vale Rob Hirst. We carry in our hearts true gratitude and that cannot be stolen.

I can't imagine anyone else who would accept another's achievement prize, even if Machado should never have been given it. Orange Baboon may as well claim he won the Booker Prize for Old Man and the Sea,  or an Academy Award for Schindler's List. Or a degree from Wharton, for that matter.

Little Tommy Tate will be shivering in anticipation at the prospect of having a bona fide crime lord building another gaudy palace on The Strip.

@icegov.bsky.social So now you need to terrorise folks online too? Like shooting innocent people in the face isn’t enough? Why don't you just fuck right off back to the slimy hole from whence you crawled.

Trump said that Hurricane Florence was "One of the wettest we've ever seen, from the standpoint of water". He also said “We need Greenland from the standpoint of national security". Both these statements indicate that he is the very nadir of intelligence, from the standpoint of humanity.

Ocean was glassy today, 24.5⁰C, and a few decent waves as well. Nasty old Gold Coast. Stay away.

Clipped from today's SMH. Either Sydney's shopping district has changed beyond all recognition, or, as I suspect, this photo has been mislabelled.

These bouncing thumpers have been at it for >45 minutes. The little one doesn't quite know how to grunt properly yet...😂

This meme becomes more and more true every day. #25thamendment

News reporter doing a story on Queen Camilla tells us that "her and King Charles will holiday at Sandringham" because, apparently, speaking English is no longer part of a journalism degree. FFS.

On arrival to the US, CBP wants 5 years of social media history, all phone numbers used over that period, email addresses used in the past decade, biometric data, and the names, addresses, birthdates and birthplaces of family members...and you'll be greeted thusly...

Ashes Cricket, Day 2...only 74 overs bowled in a day? Who would have ever thought the captain would cheat to gain an advantage? Inconceivable! 🙄

1. The FIFA Peace Prize is a confected award designed specifically to appease Carrot Caligula's lust for a Nobel. 2. He had to hang it around his own turkey neck. Not even crimeboss Gino Incontinento wanted to touch him. 3. He's not even good at self-aggrandisement.

Ranked #1 - by it's owner, who lies about EVERYTHING. That renders the judgement void methinks.

Min Woo gets to play with two green jacket winners on Day 1. What a group!

Yesterday, I watched a crow holding another squawking one upside down by a single tail feather for 30 seconds before eventually releasing it. I thought "How cruel!?!"...til they flew back immediately, & did the exact same thing, having swapped positions. Clearly a crow game amongst friends. ❤️

In case you missed my last post, here's the deranged Tangerine Baboon mentioning what he's not mentioning...

Trump, who would never talk about Pritzker's weight, talking about his weight. JFC.

When Biff complains about his fine, remember what he tweeted: "How does that compare with sticking your di** up a bloke's ar** and covering it with sh**?" He'll get >$170k for the next 6 years as a NSW upper house MP, so he should be grateful it's only a $500k fine. The man is a PIG.

First he says it's bronze, then he decides it's brass. PURE brass, in fact. He has gotta be THE dumbest mofo that's ever disgraced the White House.

RIP Grandad. Served in the AIF and survived TWO world wars. His older brother didn't make it through WW1. Both long gone now, but not forgotten.

The New Shepard rocket - an ugly little stumpy thing headed by a huge knob. Load it with hubris for fuel, and you've got a perfect visual metaphor for Jeff Bezos.

I guess three failed attempts, big boobs, and an even bigger arse, and a lawyer father who helped get OJ acquitted of a double murder he was clearly guilty of committing doesn't mean that she's gifted in the brains department.

Another particularly nasty morning on the Gold Coast, with horrible ocean temperatures of 23.5⁰C. I wish I didn't live here.

Jon Stewart, nailing it again.

Young Butchie singing for his supper. The foreign intruder geckos are hiding...

Ill-mannered Bin Chicken having breakfast with us inside Southport SLSC pavilion.

Took 4 days in >35⁰C temperatures and very high humidity to get this planter bed soiled and planted, and for the first time in months, we're getting a nice soaking rain. Perfect timing.

Venezuelan fishermen, immigrants, Australian beef producers, foreign car manufacturers, and so on. In other words, foreigners who don't align themselves with his evil.

What you lookin' at, hooman?

The Orange Hobgoblin says Australia is "...a fantastic place, got a lot of friends over there..." His definition of "friend" is obviously somewhat different to mine. And I daresay to 27 million other Aussies'.

Tangerine Bampot on the No Kings protests. Clearly his vision was affected when he decided to stare at the sun during the eclipse.

I love the Scottish people and their use of language. Henceforth, I shall be referring to the ersatz leader at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave as The Tangerine Bampot.

Get yourself to St Johns Cathedral for a candlelight concert. Paradiso Strings played Four Seasons last night. Bravos! Hourra! Great music. Great quartet. Great venue.

How long til Orange Baby Jesus sanctions Norway with 1200% tariffs?

Congratulations to Maria Corina Machado, who has won the Nobel Peace Prize for her work defying dictatorship in her home country. She also needs to be applauded for giving the committee a far better and worthy recipient than the fool in the White House.

2500km round trip from Gold Coast, for 10 days R&R out west, completed. Wildflowers everywhere. It was just horrible.

Wow! This must be the 23rd war that Orange Dipshit has been personally responsible for ending. He is the riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma inside a Big Mac box.

Oh no. Orange Twatwaffle has just doubled the price of Aussie pharmaceuticals bought by consumers inside the USA. So much winning!

As the expression goes? Really? Coz that's not something I've EVER heard or read. Hypoxic dementia is real.

Three attempts to get it right. Word salad chef nails it! Illiteracy runs through his hardened arteries like shit through a goose. A really REALLY stupid goose.

So vaccines DID work, but now they don't? BTW ≈5000 Australians died last year with covid-related illness. You are the one lying, and in <3 years, you'll be going back to your grubby real estate career and no-one will have to read your ersatz science. Babet is an idiot.

Sundance has left the building. Vale Robert Redford.