When I wanna watch purple but my bitch non-binary partner wants to watch green

Fun behind the scenes: Pearl's Adult Video originates from an as of yet unreleased Spiny Norman: Overtime comic. I don't know when it'll be out, because there's another arc I'd like to put out before this one, and that's probably gonna take @spinynorman.bsky.social a year.

The Whataburger at DFW airport has Mr. Pibb instead of Dr. Pepper, which as a Texan I consider blasphemous.

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Underdiscused phenomenon

Drew the winners of the Survivor Simulator reboot over on Spiny Live (join us Wednesday and Thursday), and I just wanted to show off how good my Adam Sandler from Uncut Gems came out

Spiny Norman: Overtime #35 Drummers Don't Eat Pies (Part 6) Comic by @mattpresents.bsky.social

To be clear, while I vehemently disagree with the existence of Imigration and Customs Enforcement, if you hear me yelling "Fuck ice!" this time of year, I'm talking about how much I hate the weather.

It's kinda funny that the Lost Media community uncovered a cartoon that hasn't been seen in over 50 years, and everyone who's seen it agrees it sucks.

Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021)

Time to reiterate my Letterboxd review of K-Pop Demon Hunters

This might be my favorite Ryan Riccotta. That first drawing is a top 3 Ryan drawing, the protein powder guy feels like a breakthrough moment in the tone of the comic, and I think the joke is so quintessentially Ryan Riccotta. This is the comic in a nutshell.

RIP Bruce Leung Siu-Lung

It would appear there are only 22 jobs on Indeed that don't suck. Which sounds about right.

Scott Adams couldn’t draw, wasn’t funny, and was noxious even for that type of guy. On the other hand I guess he was right that bosses suck. A land of contrasts.

It occurred to me today that the football players being subjected to the weird SpongeBob overlay didn't even grow up with good SpongeBob.

"Ah, yes. The three genders."

Watching Young Justice for the sweet, sweet dopamine of seeing Black Manta every 4 or 5 episodes.

Why the villain always got a little gay guy following him around?

Another kkklankkka down unlimited genocide on the digital world!

IPs that have been completely tapped dry that we never need to see again: - The Smurfs - Toy Story - Harry Potter IPs that need more entries, NOW!: - The Muppets - Friday the 13th - Any DC character who isn't Batman or Superman

Another year has come and gone. youtu.be/5PjRT4q8xKE

Ok, I did it. I do have this on my 2026 bingo card!

January episode brings us giant mosquitoes from the 90s. youtu.be/LwkCH0Myq7A?...

January and February are such worthless months. We only need one month of winter and it should be during Christmas, thanks. Once New Years is over, it should go back to being warm.

What a year.

Real cinephiles will understand

Animal Crackers (1930) is now Public domain, meaning you can finally make a horror movie about Captain Spalding! I always imagined he'd run a chintzy, roadside haunted house and murder people. Why I could imagine hundreds of corpses in his house... maybe even more!

2025 was bad enough, but now they've made a 2026!?! What's next? 2027?

Happy New Years, y'all. I love you guys.

Done watching movies for the year, so here's this. boxd.it/CtHuO

You ever think about what an insane career Peter Falk had. He was one of the most famous TV detectives of all time, he was in many ways the emotional core of Princess Bride, he worked with both Elaine Mae and the Muppets, he was in Shark Tale, apparently.

The Talking Heads are the only band to truly capture how psychotic it is to speak French.

Merry Muppet Christmas, everyone. youtu.be/oAapleFSroo

Just think. In only a few hours, the ghost of Jeffery Epstien will appear to warn Trump of the three spirits that will visit him this Christmas night.

Yo, was Bad Santa a good movie this whole time? How come nobody never told me.

Watching a YouTube video and the guy says the purple chili lime Doritos are the best, and I'm like, "...OK. You're entitled to your opinion, I guess." Then he said the garden salsa Sunchips were the best, and I'm like, "Nah, you're objectively incorrect. It's the cheddar one, by a lot!"

Imagine trafficking minors for your rich celebrity friends, and every single one of them is like, "Sure, man. I'll take a picture with you."

I don't remember this car being in those movies

Who would win: my hype for a new Muppet Show or the lingering knowledge that they could very easily fuck this up?

Kids these days just wanna drink "Thai tea." But when was the last time you Thai-teaed up your room?

Rob Reiner had one of the greatest hot streaks a director has ever had. He also has one of the most easily identifiable fall-offs any director has had, but that fact does make him more compelling. RIP to a legend. The Mockumentary of all time, a top 3 romance film, and the Princess Bride!?!

The absolutely insane thing about JD Vance is we are one bad cold from the first president born after: - The moon landing - Vatican II - Fucking DESGREGATION!!! - Lead being removed from gasoline

Free my man, defrauding Netflix is the morally correct thing to do!

Obviously, Sheen was one of my favorite characters on television as a child, so I am deeply saddened to learn of the passing of voice actor Jeffrey Garcia. Jimmy Neutron just wouldn't be Jimmy Neutron without him. May he rest in peace. variety.com/2025/tv/news...

Anyway, here's my top channels of the year and... not really a surprise.