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Dune 3: Our Fans Are Wankers.

Just finished watching Die Hard again. Which one was Knackered Tony?

How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party.

Gauda Day, Gauda Day, Septem mortui sunt Proditus a Blake (an non?) Gauda Day #BlakesSeven

That's a hell of a way to get the cooking instructions wrong.

Very brief join-in tonight as Cambridge United v Accrington Stanley commentary beckons. Not impressed so far. #totp

I enjoyed that and I really don't care very much if you didn't. Interesting twists and beautifully made, and the cast all shone. #TheWarBetween #TWBTLATS

I'm going to acquire this this time, but doubt my life will be better #totp

This draw hadn't better run past #totp time.

Santa Esmerelda. From the Hallmark classic The Christmas Hunchback #totp

And you come to me on a submarine... #totp

Ummm... #totp

I fear last week broke me. I'm finding tonight hugely uninspiring. #totp

I now hear that "Watch the mirror, count the lines/ The battle scars of all the good times" is a cocaine reference but I never saw it that way #totp

Second song of the night that's been covered by Night Club #totp

Cosmic oboe #totp.

Even mediocre Showaddywaddy is better than worse Showaddywaddy #totp

The backing vocals are so clever in this one. #totp

Would it not have been possible to have kept that secret, Mr "Affair"? #totp

Enough is enough. Indeed. #totp

Anyone? No, me neither. #totp

Shut up, Vyvyan, it's waunchy. #totp

Drop some REDHEADED

That's a bit shrill, Jan #totp

Now that's what I call a Boney M cover. Change the spelling of Kool. Change the words. Change the tune. Change song halfway through... #totp

Mentions "rollercoaster". Not from Ireland. You can get a ferry from Ireland though. #totp

"How do they do it?Pleasantville, never 'eard of it" #totp

I liked Twist In My Sobriety but for some reason never actually acquired it. #totp

It's good, Robert, but where's the yodelling? #totp

And if you were "standing on the goal line when the ball got crossed" it only means one thing, BA #totp

What an odd record. #totp

What are the chances of three blokes called Earth, Wind and Fire even meeting, let alone forming a band? #totp

Late entry for Worst Bird Song Of The Week #totp

Mandatory Darts episode #totp

He made me feel sick So I hit him with a brick And now he can't sing any more. #totp

Do people who make Aeros call themselves Aerosmiths? #totp

Amazed there wasn't more shock horror outrage at that Diana lyric in Generation Sex #totp

Rush never covered Crush. #totp

What the hell is that get-up? #totp

Armageddon out of here. #totp

Well, that was short and sweet. Nearly. #WhoDoYouDo

Clement FREUD?? #WhoDoYouDo

I remember when this was all Fields. #WhoDoYouDo

It's a promising start. It's what it's promising I don't like #WhoDoYouDo.

"The Dancers" do "Jaws". Because of course they do. And nary a slide down the deck and getting bitten in half in sight (*SPOILER) #totp

Can we have something that's not squealy please? #totp

Taxi/ Jacksie? Again?? #totp

Hi #totp thread. What do you think?

Mad World. Bit fast, bit lively. Drain the life out of it, you'll have a Christmas Number One. #totp