When a horseshoe crab first gets flipped over, s/he wiggles around a bunch trying to right itself, but then they just STOP. Make sure you just flip ‘em, every single time. #LimulusFact #HorseshoeCrab

If you see a horseshoe crab with a tag, take a picture of it and send the tag # and location to fish and wildlife. They will send you a certificate with the date and location it was tagged in. #horseshoecrab #limulus

Watching Obama on Colbert: I thought there’d be a day I wouldn’t cry when Obama shows up on my TV, but that day won’t ever be here, I’m just going to cry harder.

Tax the rich

Octavia E. Butler, 1998:

Stratford, Connecticut! #NoKings

Want to join me for this No Kings event?

Just finished watching #Hamnet and will be crying buckets for days. Give Zhao and Buckley and Mescal all of the Oscar’s. All of them.

@agwilliamtong.bsky.social thought you might find Amazon’s AI response amusing. For context, I was (and am still!) trying to cancel a subscribe and save item from my phone. It will let me change the quantity and the date but not the item. I told Rufus my attorney general will be hearing from me.

I am not v. familiar with corgis other than the one that lives with us, but I think he’s gigantic. Probably not fat. He was when we got him, but I think we got him to a reasonable weight that’s remained steady, but he’s still so big! Is that right #corgicrew? Last weigh-in he was about 32 LB

Opinion: Taxation in Connecticut is a study in unfairness www.courant.com/2026/03/03/o...

Maybe Minneapolis needs to erect one of those signs that reads: It’s been XX # of since the secret police shot and killed one of our citizens’. They’d have to reset it to zero tomorrow. This is so fucked up yo. #CorgiTax

The corgi now has FIVE dog beds to choose from in the living room. We’ve been looking for beds that aren’t too high for him to step into, but able to contain his gigantic ass. The new one will hold! If he lets it.

This is America. He should speak English.

Patel doesn’t seem to know that they already caught the perpetrator? Remember when you first heard about him? I do. It was Dr. Hill. I don’t remember what said, but I do remember HOW she said it. It was like: “Why is here? Who let him in? He’s a clown and has no business being here.”

It’s official. @dougjones.bsky.social will run against Tommy Tuberville for Alabama governor. www.al.com/life/2025/11...

We make sound effects for many of the elderly corgi’s hilariously cartoonish behaviors. For this one with the tongue, we go “aaah ooh-gah aaah ooh ga” #corgicrew

The corgi looks like an irresistible stuffed animal that you see out of the corner of your eye at a department store and you just want to pick it up and give it a squish, but please don’t squish the corgi. He’s old and his legs hurt and he’s trying to sleep.

#NoKings Milford, CT

SCOTUS ruled that it’s OK for ICE to search, seize and detain humans beings based on demographics, but colleges cannot prioritize admissions based on the applicant’s demographics. Cool.

Everything is terrible except for my elderly corgi who’s kind of the greatest thing in the world.

I’d like to start a National Keanu Reeves Day where we all head over to our nearest Circle K for the express purpose of asking strangers in the parking lot if they know when the Mongols ruled China.

🤘Cory Booker!

Senator Mazie Hirono 🤘

Did you watch his Epstein video yet? I watched it yesterday, twice. I went from casual fan to superfan in a day. And then this news!

Horseshoe crabs are finishing up for the season. It went way too fast.

Their unique blue blood allows them to lose a limb, self-heal and keep on ticking. #Limulus

Dinosaur art #limulus

I'm attending Working Families Power's event, “Mass Call: Hands Off Our Health Care” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/crooked/even...

Name a song you absolutely love despite its problematic lyrics. If you dare. I’ll go first.

FINALLY! I’m sure all my MOC’s staff are sick of me calling daily about this topic. You’re next, @delauro.house.gov and @blumenthal.senate.gov I’ll keep calling your offices til you ALL talk about this every single day. DUE PROCESS should be a human right.

Unless he plans to apologize for not passing the baton sooner and implying Harris need o demonstrate support for all of his policies, I’m uninterested in what Biden has to say

This part

Happy 3 year dogaversary (last week) to 12-year-old Dylan Pickle Rowdy Monkey. We were looking for an adult mutt and ended up with a nearly 10-year old purebred orphan. I love him to pieces and wouldn’t change a thing. #corgi

I sent Governor Mills a thank you note even though I don’t live in Maine and you should too www.maine.gov/governor/mil...

Rad river-runner-global.samlearner.com

I was a banker in an oversight role when CFPB’s Card Act was rolled out. There were a few reqs that lapped existing regs, but overall the requirements were GOOD. The sprit of the agency was the CONSUMER. Say it with me: CONSUMER PROTECTION. Look it up! ⬇️corgi tax ⬇️

Adopt a senior dog and your life will be better. Corgi care is self care.

@cbsnewsconfirmed.bsky.social if you cave on this lawsuit you will be responsible for setting a very dangerous precedent. Do you think we won’t notice? Some won’t notice til later, but a bunch of us will remind you and them that you CHOSE not to fight for free speech www.cnn.com/2025/01/31/m...

“…they’re having a conversation in the last administration about changing names, from ‘cockpit’ to ‘flight deck’ … because it’s too gender-specific? they’re focused on social justice.” seriously? planes are falling out of the sky because of nomenclature?

What if, say in a couple of months, Members Congress take an quicknduck from all the shit being flung by the madman in the Whitehouse, and just got to work on a non-partisan bill covering data privacy laws?

Meanwhile, in Los Angeles 🇲🇽🇨🇦🇲🇽

“outrage has taken off its uniform and distributed itself amongst the civilian population” —Lovett