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Fun fact: here in the UK, it's already October.

Fact: since our Queen died in 2022, no further Brit eggs have been laid, meaning no new British people have been born.

Me, trying to learn from my wise master (he is a dog): So, everything that smells of pee is mine?

Went skydiving last year. Still falling.

Huge thanks to @matgost.bsky.social for the shout out in his newsletter. Please go ahead an check out Disease of Finitude. It's a killer line-up of horror authors, including Mat! Link below! #horrorbooks #indiehorror #horrorcommunity #horror

"THEY'RE MAKING THE SPIDERS WOKE IN THAILAND"

"It's inspired by Cronenberg, so you know it fucks." Free zine of horror fiction linked below. #horror #indiehorror #flashfiction #horrorcommunity

Got the collywobbles today. My collies be wobblin.

AI can never create true art because AI can never be horny or depressed.

This project is really stretching my brain.

As a Brit, the way you make tea says a lot about how I'm going to murder you.

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You wouldn't want to hang out with me. I intentionally pronounce king prawn balls as "King Prawnballs" and think it's funny every single time.

People are already calling the new Wolverine game woke. I assume it's because he doesn't say anything homophobic in the trailer.

I don't think I've ever made a social media post without a typo in it.

Managed to inahlr a good-sized gulp of tea, which then exploded back up and out of my mouth because the lungs did not like it. Everything is tea and pain.

Me logging into work: "OK let's see what fucks I have to un-cluster today"

Also this antivirus talks about my junk a lot and it's pretty creepy.

My antivirus popping up to say "You have performance issues" like I KNOW. I'm trying my best!

Cheers to @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social & Reactor for shining a spotlight on @babblewocky.bsky.social's remarkable, experimental, are-they-typos-or-is-it-just-cracking-my-brain "The Night Market" from issue 004 of THE SKULL & LAUREL. Available here! store.tenebrouspress.com/collections/...

I don't want much just an elite sect of warrior nuns who are good at making tea and slaying my enemies.

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The crew of the USCSS Maginot are almost as incompetent as the guys from Prometheus.

I've been thinking about the whole "children should be seen and not heard" thing and I reckon we should just extend it to everyone.

Honestly, just make my grave out of cookie dough.

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Great, now I have to kill the Jedi

What about the children next door, Clarice? Are they still screaming?

Some of you aren't bleaknessmaxxing and it shows.

Hey, you. Yeah you. Let me fill you in on a not-so-secret piece of information... I'm working on a crowdfunding campaign for The Dark Side of Super's audio book, with the help of Adler Audios on deck to narrate! I could use any love and support! www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti... #BookSky 📚📢

My excellent sister hates running. Despite this, she has trained up to do a half marathon to raise money for charity. If you can spare a coin, please consider a donation: www.justgiving.com/page/molly-u...

You know what you don't see anymore? Earwigs. They were everywhere when I was growing up but I haven't seen one in years. What happened to all the earwigs?

Played Eat the Reich this evening and my friends, with no TTRPG experience, had a blast. They drove a tank through a building, shoved grenades into the mouths of nazis and generally had an awesome time

The people of LinkedIn are crazy bananapants

It's an excellent day to bask in the gloom.

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

All men want the same thing and that's for Idris Elba to tell us "Today, we are cancelling the apocalypse!" before leading us into glorious battle against kaiju.

Preparations for Halloween have officially begun

There are skeletons in my closet. I've got demons. There's a thing in my cellar that whispers my name. Sometimes my hallways go on forever and there's something in there that hunts me...what were we talking about again?

I could eat so much skin right now.

Brb real quick a cat stole my pants

The Superman theme, if left unattended in my brain, always morphs into the Star Trek TNG theme.

I'm not saying I expected the Bard to "Doctor Strangelove" the unconscious Cleric down the elevator shaft of the abandoned mine, but nor was I surprised by it. #Dnd #TTRPGS #dnd5e #d&d

Gotta take your confidence boosts where you can. Every time I get to the lobby, the lift calls me a G.

The Barre Incidents is available for preorder w/ @malarkeybooks.bsky.social !! Cosmic Horror with Dark Fantasy. It's got romance under the shadow of grief, and a haunted-town love letter to books like The Mothman Prophecies. The cover is by the amazing Matthew Revert and preorder link in comments

Where can I buy a yard of mozzarella?

What one book should someone read to know you better?

Side Quest Achieved🖤☠️ Matt went deep into Blackfeet Nation for Fire in the Mountains fest, but it was all a ruse to get a copy of WE LIKE IT CHERRY into @sgj.bsky.social's hands. "Heyyy I know Tenebrous! Lotta folks told me I need to read this book!" No need to butter us up, SGJ, we already❤️you.

The kids next door seem to be doing the group screaming exercise from Midsommar.