When you walk into a bar in Tucson AZ, and someone starts singing #slipknot at karaoke 🤘🏽

Gas prices in Arizona got me feeling California rich. I can’t wait to get a hybrid. #socalproblems

Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s Nephew speaks out after ICE arrest: I think what I would have to say to Karoline is just because you went to a catholic school doesn't make you a good catholic.

I thoroughly enjoyed this cautionary tale about the dangers of time shares. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

You ever been so mad that you skied yourself to death? #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

Curtains is like The Bachelor but instead of roses, it’s murder. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social

Happy Joe Bob Friday, #MutantFam! So excited for Curtains. I love when #TheLastDriveIn introduces me to an old school #slasher I've never seen. #80shorror

Update: Project Wildlife picked up Gotham shortly after I left. The lady who transported Gotham said he/she is doing fine and told triage about the name. Hopefully my little dude will heal quickly and take flight. So yes, I saved Gotham! #animalrescue #projectwildlife #sandiegohumanesociety

Rest up, my flightless friend. Project Wildlife is on the way. #bat #animalrescue

I haven’t been on Indeed since I updated my resume a few months ago. Your move “Emily”. The game is afoot! #wastehertime #phonescam

Sent to my work email. I spit or swallow. There will be no buns in this oven. Sincerely, Childless Dog Lady

Attn San Diego! Toys 4 Tots dropoff deadline is 12/19. Please consider graphic novels, YA novels and gift cards for the older kids, or you can make monetary #donations directly through the website. #christmas #christmasgifts #charity san-diego-ca.toysfortots.org/local-coordi...

I tried on a plaid poncho at the Banana Republic outlet to do my best impression of every white lady standing by a heat lamp with a glass of rosé… until my partner said it looked good on me, at which point I Naruto ran across the store to put it back on the hanger.

We don’t pardon pedos or their accomplices. #ghislainmaxwell #petition #nopardon

As a comedian, this is the only way I know how to grieve. Happy Veteran’s day, Dad. #grief #loss #darkhumor

FUCK YES 👏 👏👏👏✊

Ben & Jerry’s has always been on the right side of history. Lets keep it that way: sign.moveon.org/petitions/un...

Don’t stream fascism. Spotify is running recruitment ads for ICE, helping tear families apart. Cancel your subscription and make Spotify listen — the power belongs to the people: indivisible.org/canc...

Ooh! A mayosapien dressed as a mariachi for Halloween. How fucking original.

2025 Halloween Horror Movie List: The Hand That Rocks The Cradle (2025) Zodiac Pan’s Labyrinth Friday the 13th Part 2 & 3 The Blob (1988) Bring Her Back Weapons The Coffee Table The Craft The Burbs Terrified Midsommer Longlegs Maniac Halloween The Blackening The Strangers Dangerous Animals…

Where do I sign up?

The Burbs is probably my favorite #horrorcomedy of all time.

No matter where you live or if you’ve never protested before, there’s a local No Kings Day event for you. Join a peaceful protest to make it clear that We The People will never bow down to a wannabe king: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i... #NoKings

Who is this person in my phone? I honestly have no idea. Wrong answers are only.

I'm attending No Kings's event, “NO KINGS Carmel Valley, San Diego” - sign up now to join me! #SanDiego friends, check for local protests. Rebellions are built on hope. Show up and show out across the nation. #NoKings #protest www.mobilize.us/nokings/even...

Got my flu shot at Kaiser. They’re only doing walk-ins, but it was so quick. I was in and out like a two-pump chump.

Mutant Fam is going off on Bluesky tonight. @themuantfam.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @shudder.com #thelastdrivein #mutantfam #coffinjoe

Coffin Joe is The Wizard of Oz for goths. @shudder.com @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #thelastdrive #mutantfam #horror #coffinjoe #brazilianhorror

Fall auroras in Fairbanks, Alaska

My mood after finding out the program supervisor wants to speak with all of us after school

My response to the group chat after finding out there will be pizza tomorrow for staff appreciation:

Who then? 🤔

I fucking hate it here.

No one is above the law. 🚫👑

Spill. The. Tea. We deserve to know their names. #epsteinfiles #jeffreyepstein

Not me taking an edible and watching Twin Peaks 2017… only took me eight years

ICE imposters have harassed my father's caregiver (American citizen) at her apartment complex and banged on her door several times. She has to carry documentation for herself and her kids to get through checkpoints. This woman is a godsend to my family. My father is a Vietnam vet. #thisisamerica

No Kings Day was one of the largest days of protest in US history. From deep red small towns to our largest cities, millions of people turned out to make it clear that the American people will not bow to fascism. #NoKings

Me: Hi Dad. Happy Father’s Day. Dad: What are you doing? Me: I brought you some chicken from Raising Cane’s. I got the kids meal, but I got you the 3-piece meal, the manly meal. Dad: How do you like that, f*gg*t? Happy Pride month, I guess. 🤷🏻‍♀️ #parkinsons #dementia #fathersday

Happy Friday the 13th! Today is truly a glorious day. Poster board was sold out at Michael’s as my fellow San Diegans are preparing for the #NoKings #protest. I also met an older woman at Staples who was picking up protest signs she had printer. I’m so proud of my home town. #SanDiego

Nothin but the facts

Fellow San Diegans! I'm attending No Kings's event, “NO KINGS Del Mar” - sign up now to join me! #nokings #sandiego #delmar #protest #fuckfacism

On today’s episode of Guess What I Said On Edibles, I came up with the worst recipe for a mudslide based on the ingredients we had in the apartment. High me thought this was the best idea ever, but drunk me said nope. So my partner said, “You should write it down,” to which I responded…

Shit students say: It’s pretty gawd damn hot out.

Current obsession

Happy Walpurgisnacht! Who’s ready for #thelastdrivein? #cityofthedead #shudder @therealjoebob123.bsky.social

When your student has a screaming fit after lunch

Ah the soothing sounds of a student screaming in the other classroom. Just another day with my neurospicy friends. #ABA #selfregulation

Man loading dishwasher: There’s no room for the skillet in here. Me: