🇺🇸 "We just want to neutralize their nuclear weapons" 🇮🇷 Their nuclear weapons: 🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️ At least Bush made it less obvious and was not(?) a friend of Epstein. Do I miss Bush? I MEAN. No, but you know I'm pondering.

I am elegantly hungover. I woke up early and I feel well rested. Usually I sleep like shit. Do I have to become an alcoholic to get good sleep? I'm considering, fuck my liver.

BRAINS PLAYING DOOM WTF www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq4n...

Companies like that you do open source. Until you ask for actual (as in official) work hours to use for it. Ugh.

My honest reaction to 99%* of people's music taste including this guy who unironically stated a Metallica album is in his top 10 ever Sure, I won't bother telling you how bad it is - keep enjoying Bad Bunny or whatever makes you happy (but away from me thanks) * 1% is my guitarist, on a good day.

FINALLY I got time to release v1 of my OSS portfolio tracking tool. github.com/mbianchidev/... There's no server, it runs locally (or you can try it in the browser with mock data) - have fun. I'm gonna rework it if it gets some traction or if I get bored enough (roadmap in issues)

The more I hear Sanchez (Spanish PM), a true socialist, speaking up against Trump the more I want to move to Spain quicker than in 2 years lol

Scientific proof that the stache makes 80% of my outfit lol

Folks I basically stopped speaking and am retiring next year, you should've selected me when I needed the visibility lmao Anyhow: tomorrow speaking @ a colo of MWC Barcelona (then gonna go for a quick swim, my flight is late enough)

BUT STILL KICKEN ASS - dashare.zone ADMIN

Just putting this one out here

So it's not about AI driven autonomous weapons being an Orwellian horror, it's about them not being reliable/accurate enough? Right. Dario is the new Peter now. Welcome Palantir 2.0 as if one wasn't enough.

Of course I decide to travel on the sunniest winter day Follow me for travel tips

Almost forgot how many patches someone can fit on their battle jacket. (Death metal is cool, but patches are definitely not my jam)

Woke up to this "news" www.anthropic.com/news/stateme... I wouldn't think they'd proudly declare this in the open. Anthropic is now officially the new Palantir in my book. Feels shittier than before.

Teach a man to fish and you'll feed him for a lifetime Teach him AI, and he'll create the most insecure software in the world and get hired by OpenAI making 1M per year Or something like that, I don't remember how the original saying goes lol

Security at the airport on the way was wondering why I have a mouth guard with me (don't ask) On the flight I had to stand up 3 times for a 2 hour flight. I love an aisle seat but folks you really gotta check your bladder after 40 lol Kinda missed Berlin, time for doner 🙏

We are so back TeamSpeak after all these years It's time to self host some shit 🤸‍♂️ (We don't wanna use Discord anymore)

Why would someone give the keys to his house to their very annoying ex? Explain this to me please, I can't understand.

I won't accept opinions on workers rights. Even less from a dude who vibe coded that living CVE nightmare of OpenClaw.

Anno Domini 2026 I'm still listening to Evergreen Terrace 🙏

Someone sent me a voicemail today Are we back in the 90s? I wasn't aware. P.s. it was about me not replying to an email that got sent Friday afternoon. Please get a life and delete my phone number thanks 🙏

To all the people trying to book me for stuff around KubeCon: I won't join anything social this round, but I hope y'all have a lot of fun 🫡

It's nice to look at yourself in the mirror feeling just a mild disgust but knowing at least you don't go around hurting others for fun and smiling while you are at it. (Yes I saw Pam Brondi Bondi or whatever her name is, acting like a complete monster and smiling while lying)

This is the Linux desktop year AND the markdown engineering one. I am building something cool that detects flaky tests and suggest a resolution when code is the cause, or points out possible causes in your infra when given the access to MCP tooling or context via docs. github.blog/changelog/20...

Dress for the job you want I don't want a job lol

A great read for European Open Source folks: dri.es/the-software... I disagree on a few points, but it's mostly aligned with how I think about OSS and how Europe should go about it. A project steered by a single company is not as OSS as another steered by multiple ones.

Be kind to support people, they are mostly great and they do a job most folks (including me) would never (willingly) do. Got great support today, I'm grateful. Be grateful too, when it happens to you 🫡

FINALLY We finished mastering our next EP @devoidofbeauty.bsky.social 2026 It's gonna be a fun summer 🤸‍♂️

I missed Superbowl, anything interesting happened? Aside from the match itself, I prefer rugby and can't stand football sorry lol

github.com/mbianchidev/... Had fun experimenting with waveform separation models, in short if you want to record a cover of you favorite song you can just download the audio and get the instrumental version or backing track in minutes. All local. Might try to LoRa the models for metal stuff lol

Might be useful to anyone in the US right now Stay safe, while possibly puncturing some tires too 🫡 www.iceinmyarea.org

If your hardcore band, from the US, doesn't openly say on stage "Fuck ICE" i ain't gonna buy any merch or like you Sunami just sold me two shirts this way 🫡

Gonna finally be crowdkilling (with) my fellow hardcore kids tonight IT'S SUNAMI TIME BABY (Opening for Counterparts) It's good to be back 🫡

The protests raging in Italy are the result of the same hateful regime that the US government currently inflicts on their citizens, just at a slightly different level. You don't wanna see a cop beaten by the crowd? Make the cops' job to serve the community instead of urging them to be tyrants.

9 hour's working 9 hour's working (on my side businesses or music) 6 hour's sleep (maybe)

Would it be fun if I shorted the Microsoft stock? I think it would. I mean, it could be seen as a safety measure lol

"omg they created a religion" Their dataset is full of religious fanaticism, they will sometimes regurgitate something that resembles "creating a cult" Have you ever read a christian subReddit or any religious social media post? I don't know why LLMs made humanity incredibly stupid so fast. 🥲

Reminder that Turnstile won best rock album, not best hardcore punk lol Fits their current sound. Still, Deftones robbed 🫡

I unleashed a swarm of AI agents (in a sandbox) this weekend and they got quite a chunk of work on some hobby projects. These were all utilities that I needed but never got around to actually building them. Excited to diy more apps and self host anything I can.

Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome

Kids remember to autosell your stocks as soon as you get them 🙏

Silly ass american rock band going to play in my beloved BOLOGNA, the literal leftist (and socialist) capital city in Italy, and expecting they wouldn't proudly and rightfully hang a Palestinian flag in the most politically active venue (TPO) 🇵🇸 Your brain must be smooth af bro 🤸‍♂️

The world was a better place when crypto was a true niche and AI projects wouldn't get a shitcoin up on Solana. The idea of having a non-state-controlled central bank is still very cool, but I wish regular people would stop getting scammed on random AI or meme coins lol

What is this ClawdBot now??? Why am I lagging behind the AI breaking news (might be for the better)

My body is a pond (I'm considering a third frog tattoo) RIBBIT MOTHERFUCKERS 🐸

Arlanda terminal 2 security is so trash. - I had to use a total of 6 (small) trays - Multiple liquid plastic bags are not allowed (I had 2) - I had to take out the Steam deck from a very thin case, plus laptop (duh) - My phone had to be out of the bum bag - No table to re-pack all of this 🤡

I genuinely had no idea who Steve Yegge was before 2 days ago, as I learnt about this gastown thing. No disrespect. Was I living under a rock or? Also, wtf is #$GAS and this whole new cryptoscam website (BAGS apparently) - I crave the lore.

I thought I was late this morning. I can actually keep existing in this liminal space for another 30 minutes, staring into the absolute void. Wonderful.

Drummer 3: Electric Boogaloo Found a guy in less than 24 hours 🤸‍♂️ I can't believe we didn't even begin to play live and we lost two drummers already lol Let's see how this one goes, send prayers