Fuck Ticketmaster and fuck Live Nation LESGOOOOOO

For a second I thought we really got a My Little Pony set in Magic the Gathering but it's Secrets Lair so it doesn't matter for Standard. Phew. After Spiderman, Ninja Turtles, Avatar... I wouldn't have been surprised. Just very disappointed lol This is legal in non-standard tournaments. I can't.

Bring Me The Horizon FINALLY Realized Count Your Blessings is what their current (but also old) fanbase needs to hear and is doing one concert playing it in full. Unfortunately the actual artists behind the songs are not gonna be there to play them, but better than nothing. Considering.

I made a misoyaki sauce, I have no idea why I tried but it worked wonders on fresh tuna filets

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I have 200k Steam points and I never looked at the points shop??? Lmao

TIL Ubuntu cola existed at some point. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubuntu_... Wtf.

And it's all a badly vibe-coded TUI in Typescript - as any other AI tool lol

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AI made IT people realize it's important to know how to read, write and articulate our thoughts. Groundbreaking. I would never have guessed that.

Italian politicians focusing on asking the Italian Soccer Federation president to resign INSTEAD OF FOCUSING ON RUNNING THE DAMN COUNTRY I'm so glad I don't give a cent of my tax money to these folks 🫡

It's not day drinking if there's coffee in it Maybe see you next time if I get sponsored lol Thanks for swinging by at the booth to say hi 🫡 KUBECON OVER BYE

Day 2 of fairly ok food at KubeCon lol Also, come to my talk at 3 PM about ephemeral environments with FluxCD thanksssss

KubeCon food was decent this round??? Unexpected lol

Day 0 of KubeCon I'm already so tired lol

Which band tee should I wear for my final talk at KubeCon? Getting official photos from conferences is much more fun with those instead of your boring professional attire 🫡

OS Layer age verification will be the ultimate crap. It all starts with this PR which gives a simple field to track user birthdates: github.com/systemd/syst... Why the fuck Linux maintainers are allowing this to happen? Also see: github.com/BryanLunduke...

After all of the sangria my KubeCon is gonna be straight edge 🫡

Today my management left me unsupervised and my (global) team will be hostage of my yapping for 4 hours Love you folks xoxo

If you listen to Have Heart and wear a MAGA hat you should actually learn to read lyrics bro I just saw a pic of a dude wearing their merch with a maga hat and I can't

Trapped Under Ice > Turnstile Brendan is better off at the drums and TUI is so much more fun to 2 step to 🤠

Gonna be in Denver in May for Converge and Poison the Well (I wish Balmora would open for them but they only do a part of the US tour) Imagine not traveling for 2 of my favorite bands doing a co-headliner tour lol

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE5_... My new favorite Audiotree Currents are so good OMG

The neverending search for a drummer these days If you are a drummer based in Berlin 🇩🇪 and want to play live there, probably in Amsterdam, Milan and a couple other EU cities this year, this is your chance! Lots of 578 riffs. If you know what I'm talking about you are probably the right person 🤠

Currently looking for a drummer to join us for live shows and to collaborate on writing new material. We already have an EP fully recorded, mixed, and mastered, ready for release. Drumless tracks: drive.google.com/drive/folder... Full announcement: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Startups trying to get free advisory masked as a "30 minutes discussion at KubeCon" or "1 hour fireside chat with our founders" are so desperate. I can't lol Leave me alone I don't wanna give away my time for free, I already do that too much 🤠

🇺🇸 "We just want to neutralize their nuclear weapons" 🇮🇷 Their nuclear weapons: 🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️ At least Bush made it less obvious and was not(?) a friend of Epstein. Do I miss Bush? I MEAN. No, but you know I'm pondering.

I am elegantly hungover. I woke up early and I feel well rested. Usually I sleep like shit. Do I have to become an alcoholic to get good sleep? I'm considering, fuck my liver.

BRAINS PLAYING DOOM WTF www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq4n...

Companies like that you do open source. Until you ask for actual (as in official) work hours to use for it. Ugh.

My honest reaction to 99%* of people's music taste including this guy who unironically stated a Metallica album is in his top 10 ever Sure, I won't bother telling you how bad it is - keep enjoying Bad Bunny or whatever makes you happy (but away from me thanks) * 1% is my guitarist, on a good day.

FINALLY I got time to release v1 of my OSS portfolio tracking tool. github.com/mbianchidev/... There's no server, it runs locally (or you can try it in the browser with mock data) - have fun. I'm gonna rework it if it gets some traction or if I get bored enough (roadmap in issues)

The more I hear Sanchez (Spanish PM), a true socialist, speaking up against Trump the more I want to move to Spain quicker than in 2 years lol

Scientific proof that the stache makes 80% of my outfit lol

Folks I basically stopped speaking and am retiring next year, you should've selected me when I needed the visibility lmao Anyhow: tomorrow speaking @ a colo of MWC Barcelona (then gonna go for a quick swim, my flight is late enough)

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So it's not about AI driven autonomous weapons being an Orwellian horror, it's about them not being reliable/accurate enough? Right. Dario is the new Peter now. Welcome Palantir 2.0 as if one wasn't enough.

Of course I decide to travel on the sunniest winter day Follow me for travel tips

Almost forgot how many patches someone can fit on their battle jacket. (Death metal is cool, but patches are definitely not my jam)

Woke up to this "news" www.anthropic.com/news/stateme... I wouldn't think they'd proudly declare this in the open. Anthropic is now officially the new Palantir in my book. Feels shittier than before.

Teach a man to fish and you'll feed him for a lifetime Teach him AI, and he'll create the most insecure software in the world and get hired by OpenAI making 1M per year Or something like that, I don't remember how the original saying goes lol

Security at the airport on the way was wondering why I have a mouth guard with me (don't ask) On the flight I had to stand up 3 times for a 2 hour flight. I love an aisle seat but folks you really gotta check your bladder after 40 lol Kinda missed Berlin, time for doner 🙏

We are so back TeamSpeak after all these years It's time to self host some shit 🤸‍♂️ (We don't wanna use Discord anymore)

Why would someone give the keys to his house to their very annoying ex? Explain this to me please, I can't understand.

I won't accept opinions on workers rights. Even less from a dude who vibe coded that living CVE nightmare of OpenClaw.

Anno Domini 2026 I'm still listening to Evergreen Terrace 🙏

Someone sent me a voicemail today Are we back in the 90s? I wasn't aware. P.s. it was about me not replying to an email that got sent Friday afternoon. Please get a life and delete my phone number thanks 🙏

To all the people trying to book me for stuff around KubeCon: I won't join anything social this round, but I hope y'all have a lot of fun 🫡

It's nice to look at yourself in the mirror feeling just a mild disgust but knowing at least you don't go around hurting others for fun and smiling while you are at it. (Yes I saw Pam Brondi Bondi or whatever her name is, acting like a complete monster and smiling while lying)