Finally finishing the One Piece anime and then catching up on the manga that same week has been so surreal, I genuinely don’t know what to do with my time now. This is a goal I’ve been working towards for almost a year now and it still doesn’t feel real

Heard we’re doing Pompeii II soon

Calling it now, the “one last thing” at this year’s Game Awards is gonna be a remake of Shadow Man

Just foresaw a dire omen (15 crows chowin down on parking lot McGriddle)

Sometimes you just be needing a McFish

Shoutout Ocho, banger word fr

Made it to episode 1000 of One Piece and my platonic girlfriend gave me estrogen for doing such a good job

They got prosciutto hangin from the rafters

Deltarune like, a couple weeks ago

Trying to solve this mystery… any info is greatly appreciated

Similar to Satan putting “dinosaur bones” in the Earth to trick those with weak faith, the Romans actually did much the same with the concept of “The Greeks”

Alright now I know I’m trans because my “they them” ass can’t make SHIT at Starbucks

I be making latte art with roach milk

Gave some nerd a swirly and when I pulled his head back out a fish came with it, think the dweeb might have brain worms

I’ve known I’m bi for years but I’ve finally realized that my type in men is just Portgas D. Ace from One Piece

Elon is the kinda guy who probably heard “Nerd vs Geek Rap Battle” and came out inspired

Shirts v Skins at the urinal lineup

Toxic Yaoi

Would Celebrity Devils in Chainsaw Man-verse denote blackmail? Would they be a useful way to see which celebrities are bad people?

My torture methods are derived from iCarly

Not now sweetie mommy’s watching Bugsnax

The tickle monster is NOT here to fuck

Idk how else to describe it but I feel like somewhere across the past 4 years Doc Martens got gentrified

I started to tell my friend that I’m a minor league baseball player but before I could even finish some green dude with a white smiley face mask showed up???

I think we need to be talking more about how penguins are actually kinda evil

Why didn’t Mike Tyson eat the Gum Gum fruit before the match? Is he stupid?

Bought a budget keyboard from target, very disappointed to find that rather than playing at least somewhat decently, all of the notes are just pitched meows? The infantilization of the American consumer has to stop, this has gone too far.

The McDonald’s Banksy goes crazy

Went to the dentist and they made me legally change my name to Chip Skylark?

Fido’s lighting up that Great Barrier we gotta stop him

The Sam’s Club soda machine is speaking to me prophetically

Spinach and kale detox smoothies work for more than just flushing toxins from your body. They’re good removing toxic people from your life too, you just need to pour it on them instead of drinking it

Shoutout to all the ppl out there who can’t use Face ID because of your evil twin, I know y’all going through it

If you manage to get past the scarlet squad you can challenge the pope to a pray-off Winner gets the hat

Epic gaming fact 47: if you use your brain hard enough you can make the lights turn off for a minute