╳ the rain drags 𝖳𝖧𝖤 𝖡𝖫𝖠𝖢𝖪 𝖲𝖴𝖭 ➟ 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻. 卍解 #𝗕𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗣 ——————

"Ruin?"

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͏͏͏ ‍*S ┈ Class Hero ﹑ Genos is on the scene. ㅤ

"Is that what you call it?" He seemed exasperated, this conversation was beginning to drag on. His mind began to drift to other things that weren't so... Troublesome. Then again, what he had said had gone totally over her head, but maybe he should have expected that too. "No, nothing like that. —

"Well, you're in my personal space and you're touching my cape. I didn't take you for a mugger." Not that it really mattered in any case. Either way, it was immaterial. Flashy chicks weren't his style either. "And no. I can't fly. Otherwise I would've flown outta here already."

"Yea, I'm a hero." Deducing that couldn't have been that hard. However, her pinching and poking at this cape was just a bit more than uncomfortable, so he asked the only question he could think of with the straightest, most unreadable face— "Are you hitting on me?"

"So you're like a self help guru? No thanks." If there was one thing he didn't need, it was any sort of self help or therapy, whatever it was going to be called. "Oh cool, your hair changed back."

So few fights... Must... Power nap...

A Disaster Level Dragon Monster attacking Z-City just happened to appear close by to where he had conveniently been shopping. Seeing no reason not to help out, Saitama confronted the giant dragonoid lizard monster, unaware that @tornadodrop.bsky.social had already been there. As with so many —

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's Drive Thru

{THEY CAME FROM THE CHAOSVERSE!} >[Recent Cases] >[The Ivo Files] Investigate the Case? >[Yes] [No]

// DONT SHOOT

Been on the moon. Can confirm it's not cheese.

// That Saiyan has a GUN

"It was either that or you're selling something." A new Cosplay Cafe? Those weren't really his thing though... Maybe Genos would like it. "So, what is it then?"

⠀ㅤ⠀ᯓ★ ⠀ㅤ⠀⠀ㅤ𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐌𝐄 ! ˎˊ˗ ㅤ⠀⠀ㅤ⠀⠀ㅤ⠀⠀ㅤ⠀⠀ ㅤ⠀⠀ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ #MVRP / #RUMICRP

"Dude... Stop staring." He doesn't know what he's trying to get across, but he's getting the feeling that he's being mocked for being bald

"Uh huh. So what are you, a super model or something?" He picked at his ear, moreso curious as to why anyone would do something like this in front of a total stranger. Stunning though? Maybe? It's not like he had a lot to go off of in reference.

Once again, the day is saved... And it didn't spark any emotion at all. "Come on..."

Of course it was. Unimpressed, unenthused, or just tired of this altogether it was hard to tell—

"Uh... Thanks." He's not really a hat guy though...

"I don't remember saying that." A fan? Was she crazy? He just met her. Why were all the women he ran into so strange.

"All I did was compliment your hair..." It all went right over his head...

"Thanks. Nice... Green hair, I guess."

Sup.

ㅤ TEMP-PIN. ㅤ

Sounds like a plan to me

Kick his ass Genos

Why not

I'm late (in typical Saitama fashion)

Me at the VERY outskirts

"Well, I've never really risked my life. Honestly, hero work isn't all it's cracked up to be. It can be pretty boring." In his own experience, of course. He couldn't speak for the others who seemed to have a much harder time taking care of their own monsters.

No monsters, no annoying nuisances, made the bargain sale. Wow, couldn't have asked for a better day.

‍ ‍ EVEN 𝙄𝙁 THAT 𝑴𝑬𝑨𝑵𝑺 : E̲V̲E̲R̲Y̲ SINGLE 𝙷͟𝚄͟𝙽͟𝚃͟𝙴͟𝚁͟ IN THE 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃 BECOMES 𝗠͜͡𝗬 𝙀͜𝐍𝐄̶𝐌̶𝐘̶ ‍ ‍ — 𝐒 𝐔 𝐍 𝐆 𝗝 𝗜 𝗡 𝗪 𝗢 𝗢. ‍ ‍

"Wha—" Finding himself propelling backwards, his feet primed themselves to stop his rapid acceleration. Earth and rock shattered like glass underneath his landing, creating a landslide of rock and debris in all directions. He leapt from one to the other, using them as platforms as he closed in —

"Sort of. They put out regular reports of monster sightings, and if I'm close by I'll usually show up to knock them out. We don't get paid very well though... It might be nice to afford a bigger apartment." Nonchalantly griping about the fact that he only saw pennies compared to some of the other —