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Woman on this train eating a family bag size of Doritos, but holding it with one hand, scrolling her phone with her other hand, and just sticking her whole head in the bag to eat crisps out. Monday vibe on the metro. It’s both gross and inspiring. Give no fucks this week. Thanks, metro lady.

Hey football people Is the Newcastle v West Ham match on Sunday an important one? I’m meeting someone for the day and he says it’s not important and it’s fine if he misses it but I don’t fully believe him and think he’s just being nice and I’ll feel dead guilty if he misses it and it’s a big deal.

I’m sick of people at work telling me they’re too old for Halloween. “I have no plans, I’m too old” your plans could literally be sitting in the house watching horror films with sweets, what is the age limit on that?!

FUN FACT The lass in Carrie who spots that something is happening before the bucket drops and gets grabbed at her grave at the end is also the singing voice of Jessica Rabbit in Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Who knew?

Went to the pictures at 5am today, then got cancelled on for my night time plan because of the afternoon plan, that she ALSO cancelled on me for, after I’d walked 4 1/2 miles in the direction of where I was meeting her 🙃 Really wanted a distraction from things today, but nah, that’s cool, cheers.

Having major “go blonde” feels. Someone tell me no.

Found out the Halloween all nighter at the pictures is ignoring the hour change, so my 6:20am film is now 5:20am…then I’m out all day with a gig on the night. I have some regrets haha (Still going. MONSTER SQUAD!)

(She seems very nice to be honest, I’ve zipped my hoodie up and hiding my bag)

Sat in the lobby of my hotel and there’s a lady telling the check in staff about how god gave her will power and god is good and basically it’s Sunday and I’m at church. I have possessed Regan on my tshirt and a satanic goat on my bag. She’s going to throw holy water at me in a minute isn’t she?

I’m meeting Linda Blair today eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Even real life people man, should be my oldest friend’s 41st birthday week after next. He went this year as well. Honestly can’t wait to see the back of 2025 🙁

Man, this year has been rough, the last New York Doll, Ozzy, now the Spaceman? Everyone that made me who I am is dying. I HATE having to mention my heroes in the past tense 🙁

Man, this year really is a cunt huh?

Aw man, Diane Keaton. Much more important news than the other one everyone’s talking about. Go watch First Wives Club at once. A CLASSIC.

I’ve had very little sleep and a miserable eight hour shift and now my neighbours are doing diy *again*, but I’m too tired to go for a walk, send help. And earplugs. And maybe some nice soup. Thankyou.

Remember how I said I saw someone who wasn’t there in the Bridge Hotel toilets? My mate just sent me this from a book about haunted pubs. I TOLD YOU.

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚 #amindofmyown

IM RIGHT THOUGH

Also, in messaging this to someone who suggested I watch it, I used the phrase “he never shagged corpses, he just wore their skin, like a misunderstood haberdasher!” and I’m worried he’s going to block me.

I’m fifteen minutes into the Ed Gein thing and I’m already annoyed by the inaccuracies. Knew it would be like this because the first two series were the same. Can they do one about a killer I know nothing about? Haha

The moon looks really cool tonight, go have a look at the moon.

Why did I think The Monkey was Jordan Peele? I could have SWORN he was involved!

Someone tell me to get off my arse and go to town. The wind is putting me off. Stupid storm.

Spooky Newcastle people, is the Bridge Hotel by the high level bridge meant to be haunted? Because yesterday I saw a person who wasn’t there 🙃

I used to do an annoying horrorathon on Twitter where I’d just say “hey here’s the million horrors I’ve watched in October”, should I leave it there? Or do it here and see how many followers I lose? Haha

Isn’t this that song by Kate Bush?

I found a (dead) wasp in my bedroom today and I have absolutely no idea how it got in there or how long it had been there 😭😭😭 I squashed it with a notebook then threw the whole thing in the outside bin 🙃

Bought a kebab tonight after the gig because I got told I was wrong about thinking they were absolutely grim and I must just have been to a dodgy takeaway. Guess what? It was absolutely grim. I should have got mozzarella sticks.

Why are loads of people talking about the rapture? What did I miss?

Ok how is Yungblud out here collecting my heroes like infinity stones?! (No shade, he seems a thoroughly decent human and massive fanboy and that I what I want from my rock stars)

Hi my back and hip hurt, I have a 5am alarm tomorrow, and the main band haven’t come onstage yet, send help.

Look at the start I knitted though!! My seventh and the first one I’ve got perfect

Update, I did nothing I needed to with my day. I knitted a star, made a salad and watched a film. I have some regrets. I should have gone for a walk or tidied something 🤦‍♀️

Also if anyone is on TikTok, how do I stop that “share this video with *whoever*” banner? I keep accidentally sending videos to my mate by mistake and I swear he’s going to block me 😂

I should do something with my day, but I just spent the last hour after work lying on my bed scrolling through apps. Someone drag me outside to do things.

Age verification: I’d fix a video game by blowing on it

Tao got fixed today so it doesn’t scream every time I turn it on, wooo! Got home and it’s leaking now though 🙃🙃🙃 So plumber again tomorrow. Hopefully. If he has time 😬 Why is everything always so stressful?

Slightly diminish a book Regular Civilian of the Flies

Went out with someone today who punched a wasp for me. That isn’t even a lie. There was a wasp, I jumped up to run away, and he just fully punched it. It’s in the top three nice things anyone has ever done for me.

I always thought the Zappas were cool, like Frank is clearly cool and Gail the teapot queen, legends. I’m reading Moon’s book. Holy shit. No. They’re not cool. (Moon is a gem though, what a sweet human)

Been talking to this guy for a little while, been on a few dates, he’s nice, but he just text me saying “please don’t make my nipples into a belt” This is how people flirt, right? I’m doing this right?

Just heard someone use the insult “you’re several pieces of shit stuffed into a bag full of piss” and honestly I don’t think I have never heard an insult that would be harder to recover from. I’m in awe.

Went out yesterday in my black Phillip cardigan from Dead Cats Club and I have honestly never got so many compliments on an outfit. I think I even made them a sale 😂 (80% off on some items now! I’ve bought myself a Halloween 3 jumper and shirt haha)

The flagshagger brigade were outside the hotel in town today 🙄 Know what would actually “make this country great” more than protesting people just trying to survive? Going out and enjoying life and being nice to people.

Hi I would like to lose about three stone in the next three months please, but I would also like to eat all the food. Ok thanks bye.

I’m later at work: yeah I go to a tonne of gigs! I’ve been to five so far this year and three more to go! I feel called out. I’ve done that many in a week 😂

Oh fuck 😢 Can people stop dying please? I’m done with this year man.

Got a tattoo for my friend Steve today. He’d have never let me live it down if he was still here to see it. Like, torturous “see you love me really” kind of torment. Still mad at him though. He told me I wasn’t allowed to die then went and did it himself. Prick. (Miss him)

Introduce yourself with the last 5 gigs you attended Get Heavy Fest Ferocious Dog/Gimp Fist/Dead Wet Things Dead Daisies Chris Murray Rebellion fest This was all in the last week and a half 🙃