tesla

Thhe Lon Musk

who up blueing they sky

The secret you guys didn't know about the layoffs at X, is that the money I saved firing people was used to send more Teslas to space, for no particular reason

she free on my speech until i 𝕏

Starting on May, X users will be able to purchase Free Speech® on Ebay, for $50 per unit. The Free Speech® will arrive at your house in a very stylish box. You may eat the Free Speech®, toss the Free Speech® at someone, use the Free Speech® as a fashion item, anything you could imagine!

Twitter does not exist. There's no such thing as a Tweet. Do not mention the name Twitter. If anyone attempts to interact with you while utilizing such words, do not respond. Do not make direct eye contact. They want your soul.

This is a real issue America is dealing with!

SpaceX is working on a micro-sized rocket so you can pick it up and shove it inside your ass!

thhe joe binden wokeism

Me and Alexandre de Moraes have decided to sort things out in a Fortnite Box Fight 1v1. I win, Brazil is mine. He wins, X Corp. gets fined $5. (no, I did not cry and plead him to leave X online.)

Due to popular demand, we at X decided we're officially adding MORE organic engagement! This way, you will never feel like your Xeets are ignored! How's that, Bluesky?

Why do people laugh every time I say this

Download my app

Tesla very cool yeah

Head over to my app to watch some X Videos

Come back to X we will be adding sex