reading some gay shit to study. feels like it's not making me any gayer tho

I am so sick from coughing that I am completely unable to speak, so I'm communicating to my wife by putting text into an Obama voice generator

Got called a dyke faggot at the airport. The themification is working

the earth should spin faster when I am in the sky so that I can land sooner. 6 1/2 hour flight to not leave the country is a crime

NYC has been killer so far, could see myself living here if I didn't already settle down. Was nice to take a vacation not attached to an FGC event

paid my respects, rip

Merry Christmas you fucking nerds

peoples are just water, chemicals, n bones

learning japanese the hardest shit I've done in a long time. everything sounds the same man

Thinking about posting

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My water main broke, that's ok though because I hate money

Da plate. Do not judge the Swiss Chard that's just steamed it's my wife's favorite

"I'm feeling good about my Kanji, I'm going to take a break for a week to study other things" -> fuckkkkkkkk

Got 1st in my 16 man prerelease, pulled insane heat from prize packs. A good day

this sucks so much man

Proud 2 be transgender this trans awareness week

Happy Halloween Bitch

I'm really sad I can't play magic anymore on Fridays because spiderman is so bad it killed my local. And now we're getting turtles huh

I have entered my "ponytail" era

hell yeah www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyK3...

Finally read green yuri. As someone with a fem wife it's really cute man. Brother...

we announced that its a Hot Rat Summer www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8-U...

Hung prints

Insane draft lol

My wife's finger after playing Mario kart world is insane

Just landed and We gotta put our bags back because they pulled the plane up too far and they gotta throw this bitch in reverse

Not putting ice in your beer is a plot by Big Beer to get you to drink more beer faster

Good day to watch

seeing positive reception to 2xko is so insane. people really love the game at all levels. it's crazy that I'm here in this moment. life is so peak

2xko shipped. time for the real job to start. see y'all online

Insane how much more I like silksong when I play it on a hitbox

2xko patch notes are up: 2xko.riotgames.com/en-us/news/a..., hope u enjoy them xoxo

Tokon is over, I had a lot of fun playing. Feels a lot of DBFZ which I obviously loved. Hell yeah

Tokon is hot fire chef

3-0 mtg with 5 color lmao

in every friendship there is a gaibon and a slogra. if you arent immediately sure which is which between you then i am sorry: you are slogra

At dentist for the fifth time for the same time. Getting close to just asking them to pull it. Standard filling has catapulted into second crown because a dentist 5 years ago over drilled my tooth. Just over it lmao

blitzcrank

Found this picture of me

Been playing sf6 all weekend. Not sure what happened to me, I think I just craved punishing jumpins

Something Awful posters in 2025

2xko

never been to a concert but walked by smash mouth in Santa cruz playing a beach concert on the way to fuck up some kids in cvs2 at the arcade

Won FNM