POV: That Link guy just set you back three days AGAIN

Just finished another playthrough of Link's Awakening. It is so unlike every other Zelda and I'm so thankful it exists.

Imagine my surprise when my girlfriend pulled a maraca out of her purse at Olive Garden. My life can't be real.

Hypocritical to say this as a YouTuber but I often wish I could experience video games in a vacuum to avoid a lot of the noise that colors my and others' opinions. Not that there isn't value in it, but sometimes it's really exhausting lol.

The main difference between the Super Mario Bros movie and the Super Mario Galaxy movie is that I could recommend the first to someone who isn't a Mario fan. It's a decent enough movie to recommend outside of Nintendo circles. I wish I could say the same for Galaxy.

Making it badly is better than not even trying.

That certainly was a movie made by Illumination Entertainment.

Fwiw this is pretty much what the original Super Mario Movie debuted at. The movie now has a 95% audience score.

Just rolled credits on Pokopia. That ending sequence made me an emotional mess. Oh my God.

Whoever made the music for The Weather Channel COOKED.

Miyamoto watched Top Gun: Maverick and knew what he had to do.

Alright, I'll come clean. I'm voicing Slippy.

Didn't they JUST raise prices of V-Bucks to help offset rising costs? 🤔

This is part of a broader regulation for lots of mobile devices to make sure the battery can be swapped out and replaced. This is a win for consumers and arguably for the environment.

I never really looked into why everyone was hyping up Crimson Desert, so I was left kinda out of the loop. When the review scores dropped and the Internet let out a collective sigh, I still remained unaffected. This is the way.

Henceforth, I shall be grubbinposting.

My first weekday morning off of work since Pokopia came out, and I logged in four hours that felt like two. Help. Me.

We look this good in real life, too.

Nvidia's DLSS (Disappointingly Laughable Shameful Slop)

Leon Kennedy absolutely deserves to be in Smash. But I don't think they can make a final smash animation for him that both honors the character and keeps the game rated E10+.

Pokopia is the type of Pokémon game that is so satisfying to play and just makes so much sense, you begin to wonder why it hasn't been made before.

Finally got my diploma in the mail! Is it weird to hang a recognition of your Masters degree next to some Metroid Dread posters?

Ditto for Smash

9 months of "The Switch 2 has no games!!!!!" But now that Pokopia is a hit, it's "Nintendo is greedy for putting this only on Switch 2."

Currently playing through Jedi: Survivor for the first time. It's actually making me mad how good of a metroidvania it is. Especially after how linear and hand-holdy Prime 4 ended up being.

So it's the Legends: Arceus Pokédex in a Yoshi game?

Can someone smarter than me find any reason to work for one of these big developers moving forward? Apparently, dethroning the Call of Duty dynasty still isn't enough to satisfy the corpos.

Happy Mar10 Day!

Let's-a-Go!

WART!!!! All my homies are gonna be Wart-posting through April.

One of my favorite Pokémon experiences on the Switch was New Pokémon Snap. Between that game and now Pokopia, I'm beginning to think that the best Pokémon games are the ones not made by Gamefreak. Hopefully Gen 10 surprises.

Top 10 most edible Pokémon don't even argue

Has there ever been wiser words said, than “my tummy hurts and I’m mad at the government“?

When I SAY “IDK” I MEAN “I’m Donkey Kong”

They found a way to pull me back in.

Let he who is without cringe honk the first nose.

WOOOOOOOOOOOO BALL X PIT

Changed a car battery today and physically felt the points fill up my EXP bar.

I made gumbo tonight. Well, that's not true. I made gumbo all afternoon and I enjoyed it tonight. No rushing gumbo.

It's really funny seeing game devs complain about having to disclose AI usage while players literally cannot buy the hardware to play their games because of shortages caused by AI

My guess is this isn't in Nintendo Classics (NSO) because Gamefreak doesn't like the rewind/multiple saves features, which could lead to "cheating." If they're gonna do HOME integration, they're *going* to limit how you're able to play the game. $20 is also pretty steep if you ask me.

They're gonna call it the PS6 because it will have exactly 6 games.

Nintendo would do this right after I beat the game...

Can't wait for all the YTPs of Amy paired with voice lines from "The Good Place"

discord is compromised it’s finally their time

Got a new gaming PC because of everything going on with the market right now. Within a week, the asking price for the exact same PC is now $350 more than what I paid.

Mario Tennis Aces story mode: what if you collected the Infinity Stones? Mario Tennis Fever story mode: what if we made this baby JACKED?!?!?