Its very healing when I leave work and the kids are outside in the playground. They know what my car looks like so as soon as they see it they scream ○○SENSEI and all run to the fence to wave as I drive by( ;з;)

Listen...if you invite someone out without telling them youre bringing someone along that doesnt like you and vice versa.... just don't so we can decline. Why. Why would you put me in this situation? Fuck.

Love my guy

Its always the bad kids that dress like Charizard for the kindergarten Halloween party.... Every. Single. Year. There's always at least two.

I asked my dad how his cat was and he just responded "fat".

Its a bit cold so my cajun born ass is making red beans and rice. Id make a gumbo but quite frankly, it isnt THAT cold yet.

Yeah I didnt ask for recommendations. I asked who the fuck they were 🙄

My wild tae kid that always hurts himself fell down while running with today's classroom salad. Everyone was more worried if the salad had spilled because he just....always gets busted up. Poor babe 🥴 ...Anyway hes fine. Salad was fine. But god that kid has a set of lungs.

I think the best thing about being a foreign licensed kindergarten teacher is that sometimes when I walk in, i loudly say "GOOD MORNING HELLO MY LITTLE PEANUTS" in english and the kids will laugh back and just respond by repeating "PEANUTS" before running off. It also lets my coworkers know im there

2nd sports day down. I was licked by 2 children on my hands. A child asked if I was going to eat ice cubes again. Another demanded to smell my drink. I got told I was loved 4 times. And I got asked if I was still a foreigner since I "came from america back in the old days"....

The kids have to draw their choice of world flags for sports day and my tae kid drew the American flag and when they asked him why he chose that one he said "because my favourite teacher is from there" before dropping to the floor and crawling like a "worm" to his cubby. Thanks kid 😭

Happy Starlight day, fellow Vixx fans 💙💫💛

Today at kindergarten: Me: *holds up Halloween candy bag* what is inside?? 👀 👧🏻お菓子！ 👧🏻chocolate! 👧🏻candy! 🧒🏻MoneY!!!! If oooooonly

When you find things that were made just for you

they were doing some free lotto pull at my local supermarket and I got a free roll of toilet paper.

Someone told me that recently kids dont really like insects and I ...had to disagree 🤨 like fir real, come to my job for a day. One kid finds a bug and they all swarm to catch it to feed to their class frog. They also fight over who gets to put food into the class beetle terrarium....

Happy birthday to my favourite person in the entire universe ;-; 💙💫 have the best birthday week, Hongbin!!!

Having an onion allergy sucks so hard bc not only do i love the foods that have it (that i cant fkin eat anymore), but people that take my order constantly make fun of me and call me picky for something out of my control. If youre willing to pay my medical bills, i'll gladly eat it as is...asshole.

Tomorrow's birthday boy 👁️👄👁️

I watched this video of a baby girl getting her first doll that was also from her favourite movie and my heart is absolutely MELTED

Just now, I was that girl in the drama that is getting soaked in the rain and fumbling with the door handle when the handsome guy comes up from behind with a huge umbrella and helps me open it. Then opens my water bottle for me because I have a busted hand. And lets me go in before him.

Its real neat how right before my period, I turn into some invasive house rat that scavenges the pantry and refrigerator for things and end up only eating 3 handfuls of shredded cheese, a bag of mixed nuts thats still good but collecting dust, a chocolate, and a handful of goldfish crackers.

Its been a while since i found a great random what the hell shirt. A 10/10 must buy

UFO catcher fun. Boy oh boy.

I still keep the date logged as an anniversary in my yearly calendar of when namjoon replied to my livestream question and today was that day 2 years ago. 💜

I won some runner up lotto prize at work and got stale rice crackers. Thanks.

Sometimes a person just has to vent or get a negative thought or opinion out that they dont like something while holding ten thousand other things inside so they dont blow up. Its not that fucking deep or a personal attack on you unless said to you directly with intention to upset you. God damn....

Jung Taekwoon for GQ 💙

Ive never cried at a yakult swallows baseball game but you know...watching Yamada san hug that Tsubakuro plush tonight at meiji jingu had me pretty emotional.

Me: *buys sample sized shampoos equaling 68¥ at the register* Register Guy: do you have our LINE acct so you can save 10% today?! Me: ... RG: ... Me: ...its...68¥. RG: ....yes! Me: im good thanks. RG: oh are you sure? Me: ...its 68¥. RG: you dont wanna use it? Me: no. Not on 68¥ He did laugh after😅

I wish flights to and from haneda weren't 10xs more expensive than Narita...getting back home from Incheon to Narita is such a pain in the ass. both airports are just far as hell from everything. Anyway im back in jp and now i gotta go camping. ( ￣-￣) I dont miss this fkin heat. 🫠

I hate that flights going to places are usually like late afternoon flights but flights going back home are early as hell. Hopefully the immigration officer isnt a fkin asshole this time.

A week in Korea means I've spent more than I should have on beauty shops and spas. ....and food. Most importantly food. And maybe a lil bit of kpop. ...and being here always reminds me that I take the ease of finding public toilets for granted. ε=(ﾉﾟДﾟ)ﾉ at least my face is FACE-ING NOW 😅

Im glad Seoul is like 10° cooler than jp right now. But i could do without this rain. 🫠

My galaxy album told me I had a new album story they made for me called "pose parade" and its literally just all my pictures of Hongbin set to cheesy music 😂

Hello. My boss decided she wanted to make potato miso soup today. So uh. she actually whipped out a fkin IH heater and her pantry and just started cooking on the table in the teachers room..... It was good tho.

Shownu at waterbomb nearly ended my existence by the way. Fucking hell

Today i found some Biore body sheeta with a DeNA Baystars design oh my god. They were more expensive than the regular...but you're fkin right i bought them!!😭💙⚾️

Happy birthday to my favourite stud augh 😩🩵🩵🩵 HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIM GEONHAK! 🎂

We have a garden at school where the kids grow things (like potatoes dkdkxjwbd) they grew cucumbers, tomatoes, carrots, and corn. And I was gifted a cob. And right after, one kid projectile vomited all over the floor. It was a neat Tuesday.

HELLO. I AM AT A HOTEL THAT LETS YOU FEED AND PLAY WITH DUCKS. LOCATION: HEAVEN. THANK YOU. GOODBYE.

HNNNNNNG

Having dreams while taking insomnia medication is insane.... theyre all weird. But this last one i was kidnapped by the Russian mafia to teach english to this really big beefy guy Ivan who didnt even know "hello" and I woke up missing all of them despite being held against my will.

Happy birthday to Han Sanghyuk today💛💙✨️ And thank you for the most memorable moments of my life 🥺💙

"Sensei why are you wearing clothes?" Yeaaaah...why? I mean I know its hot but i'd prefer to stay out of jail. I dont fuckin know kid....

I haven't stopped streaming the new Oneus EP. Its that good oh my god 😩🩵🤍

Lily pads and lotus flowers 🪷

Happy birthday to our leader Cha Hakyeon 💙✨️ We love you so very much

やばい😂😂 今日はトイレに行ってこの知らせを見ました。草草ww

Today I gave a screaming baby my hair tie and he immediately stopped crying and was confused but became the happiest kid ever playing with it and showing everyone. After 3 mins of a full on meltdown....a hair tie was the only thing that calmed him down.