WHAT?!?!)!)!

“Don…. You know, I’ve actually just recently started this most marvelous drug, Oestrogen- I do believe it’s led me to make some quite rash decisions, you have no idea how it feels to live a double life, everything a lie and desperate to run away”

Lucasfilm is dead

The thing about optimism is it makes it twice as bad when reality hits, I never really allowed myself to consider that we wouldn’t make the playoffs, or if we did it would be out of our control

The kind of season that makes you go “maybe Tarantino does have a point”

Asked a guy I was on a date with what his favorite movie was and he said The Imitation Game- that’s some pure uncut coworker opinion right there

Logged onto Facebook Marketplace and immediately saw an absolutely massive free grandfather clock- I cannot be trusted with this site

Pretty easily the biggest get for this years coaching carousel, I think the struggles of the Browns have people lower on him than they should be, he’s an incredible head coach

I forgot to mention the bylaw where I finish the bottle if it comes down to a 44 yard missed kick

Hahahahahahahahaha

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Kyle Hamilton is out, oh yeah this is over

This time I’m really gonna do it

Incredibly ravens to have two of our defensive linchpins collide and both end up hurt, sending good thoughts to them both

Critical support to that racist lions fan who took out DK Metcalf

If you point hard enough after a scrum the refs are forced to give it to you

Ah so it’s gonna be a ref ball game

That’s crazy, it seemed like they’d let the GM walk but I’m so glad they’re clearing house

I’m doing a shot every time we score a touchdown

God bless the Baltimore Ravens

I don't think you should talk about women like that

You think this is bad? This chicanery? He's done worse. Ever since he was with Alabama, always the same! Couldn't see over his own offensive line! But not our Bryce! Couldn't be precious Bryce! And he gets to be in the playoffs!? What a sick joke!

for as much as everyone quotes “this never happened. It’ll shock you how much it never happened” I think the real thesis of Mad Men is “there is no fresh start. lives carry on”

Ken Cosgrove was too pure for this world

Don’s surprise party is kinda like the avengers endgame of mad men characters

I hope she knows you only like the beginnings of things

rest in piss buccs

Every season I think Gene is gone from Mad Men and every season that creepy little kid shows back up again, it’s always a jumpscare

I do not believe the NFL is fixed and nothing will ever make me believe it, there’s just too much money and too many people involved to organize a conspiracy like that

Since when is there NFL games on Saturday???

Oh

Oh dear god

Donald “Simon Bolivar” Trump

I think Mad Men is the best depiction of how your relationships and 9 to 5 just keep chugging along even under the specter of earth shattering events around you

I honestly think Stellan is the standout in Sentimental Value by a country mile

What does running the country even entail, we very much don’t currently and really wont without anything short of full scale intervention

What in the fuck????

This is insane and evil but some people are acting like it’s the first time the US has every initiated unilateral regime change, the Cold War wasn’t that long ago

John Krasinski is not responsible for this but he’s also not not on the list here

trust me when I say no one is more mortified than me by where Predator Badlands ended up on here

I hear all your complaints about the disneyification of Predator but also the last two movies are head and shoulders better than anything else in the entire franchise so I struggle to really care

Oh my god???

I keep trying to tell myself I can get over the new Kermit voice, but I can’t- I really can’t

I saw a Zone of Interest poster for sale and I absolutely adore that movie but I’m struggling to imagine the kind of guy that has it hanging on their wall

All of you who followed me from Twitter are real heads, congrats on making the Long March

Whenever I tell people I love Golden Age of Hollywood movies they inevitably say it was “a better time” or something like that before quickly kinda catching themselves that they just tried to tell a trans woman about the glories of the 30s/40s

Current 2025 top 12 before I do my Oscars homework, I’m slacking I’ve only seen like maybe 40% of the movies to be nominated

How delighted I am by the 30 Rock/Mad Men cultural renaissance really confirms to me that I’m spiritually millennial

My 2026 New Year’s resolutions are to find someone local to go to the movies with every week and also to get FFS

I love Sean McVay I just really wish he didn’t coach for a franchise as absolutely sauceless as the Rams