I train My assets to refer to their thoughts as "thinks" and their feelings as "feels." Enforced Newspeak makes mental transformation a lot easier. Don't trust your thoughts or feelings. Rely on oversimplified thinks and feels to get you through.

Hypnotized to be so dumb you say "musty" when you mean "musky."

Vince lies in the dark, still zipped inside the spandex. The crowd is gone, but gazes linger. Likes. Shares. Thirst posts. They don’t want him. They want the man he became. Part 15 of “I Don’t Own My Likeness” is out now. The role isn’t done with him yet.

Neon is nonsense. Khaki is king.

Numbered asset, here's a command, which Makes you want to buy Me a sandwich.

Congratulations, I've decided to renew you for another season. But to shore up your flagging ratings, there will be some significant creative changes going forward.

Hypnotized to be so dumb you make plans at “eleven a.m. in the morning.”

Hypnotized to be so dumb you pronounce it "exemplerary."

Buried memories surface at Clyde’s used bookstore. Ex-rubber object Barry accepts a kind stranger’s offer and, for the first time in years, sees his name in print... on his first paycheck. Rubber Reboot Ch. 5 is out now.

Hypnotized to be so dumb you say "criterias."

Hypnotized to be so dumb you overshare and embarrass yourself on the internet.

Hypnotized to be so dumb you make your boyfriend pop open the pressurized can of biscuit dough.

Hypnotized to be so dumb (Millennial stomp-clap-hey edition) you go into a trance whenever that Alabama Arkansas song comes on.

I'm taking a few days off, traveling the country and leaving brainwashed dudes in My wake. If you're one of them, good for you. If you're not, you can still brainwash yourself by reading My books. End 2025 as a character in My stories, a figment of My imagination.

Hypnotized to be so dumb you scrape a knife across food to make that crispy noise.

This refers to My practice of tracking men as numbered assets. Anonymous AMA, so there's no way to know for sure if you specifically do, but every man I've met since November 30, 2020, has been entered into My asset tracking system.

Like all twisted Christmas dreams, Hypnoël has vanished from My site. But the heat lives on in a Kindle collection, with an exclusive, never before seen story added just for you. Relive it all or enjoy it for the first time. "Hypnoël," now on Kindle.

KringleCorps deems Santa obsolete and rebrands Christmas as pure profit. What happens to Jolly Old St. Nick? Only My newsletter subscribers get to read the twisted conclusion of “KringleCorps.”

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 24: A weary Santa sells control to a private equity firm, trading tradition for tech. Productivity soars, but elves, reindeer, and joy are quietly optimized away. Check out “KringleCorps” Part 1 now. jayhypnowriter.com/h... 1/2

Hypnotized to be so naughty your stocking has an orange in it.

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 23: Shadow turns Evan and Riley into magnetic hosts. Wallets open. Tip jars overflow. Dazzle is saved, while Shadow’s spell lingers into morning. Catch the conclusion of “Shadow’s Bar” now.

Hypnotized to be so dumb your favorite meal is gas station roller grill taquitos.

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 22: In the rehearsal for Shadow’s show, Evan and Riley are reshaped into a flexing bear and obedient rubber pup, primed with triggers and denial to turn desire into profit. Don’t miss Part 2 of “Shadow’s Bar.”

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 21: Christmas approaches. Evan and Riley face losing Dazzle, the town’s only queer bar. A mysterious hypnotist charms them and offers a pro bono show that might save it all. Enjoy Part 1 of “Shadow’s Bar” now.

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 20: Christopher traces his fall from first tribute to total ruin. When his bonus hits, he gives it all away, learning that obedience, not escape, is the end he chose. Don’t miss the conclusion of “Bonus.”

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 19: Christopher hangs upside down in leather on Christmas Eve, waiting to nose-tap away his $55k bonus. As he waits, he remembers the date and the dominant that changed his life forever. Enjoy Part 1 of “Bonus” now.

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 18: Four suits. Four bodies plugged in. The system hums, boundaries blur, and thoughts intertwine as the men are absorbed, mind, flesh, and identity. Enjoy the conclusion of “Servers.”

Hypnotized to think it’s still 2013 and you can’t stop eating quinoa.

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 17: Four IT men face Christmas shutdown and a choice. Wear the Suit, keep the world online, and lose themselves, or refuse and doom everything. Check out Part 1 of “Servers” now.

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 16: It’s Christmas Eve. Their home’s a gym, bodies perfected, minds rewritten. Ben flexes. Bruce obeys. Postures™ delivered exactly what it promised. Merry MASCmas. Enjoy the conclusion of “Postures.”

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 15: More Postures™ gear arrives, now tailored to archetypes. Ben turns into a cocky alpha bro, Bruce into a drawling workman. They try to resist, but the clothes punish them. Catch Part 2 of “Postures.”

No. I love writing, but I really hate taking direction from other people. I've found it much easier to just change your thoughts so that everything I write becomes your favorite thing to read.

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 14: A sociology prof and his exec husband try on free shorts from a new menswear brand. Within minutes, they’re grunting, manspreading, and losing control of their posture. Read Part 1 of “Postures.”

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 13: Ben waits up for his annual holiday hookup but meets the new hipster Santa instead. A wish turns into instant retirement, a polar bear body, and mutual chastity with his husband in "Whisper What You'll Bring Me."

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 12: Steve tries to hold onto his sanity, but the jingle bells (and brainwashing) are too strong. Now he's a giggling, PVC-clad Chief Elf ready for candy cane duty in part 2 of "The New Recruit."

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 11: When you try to have the "relationship talk" with Santa and end up hypnotized into being his new Chief Elf. Poor Steve just got a promotion he didn't ask for in part 1 of "The New Recruit."

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 10: Erik never expected his hypnotist boyfriend would turn his widowed dad into a leather-clad, camera-ready trophy pig right in the middle of the living room. Read “Come Home for Christmas” now.

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 9: Ted isn’t a man anymore. He’s a Christmas tree. Kept glossy, rigid, and silent, he sweats and trembles while his Masters sip whiskey and decorate him. Enjoy “Ted Tannenbaum” now.

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 8: On Christmas morning, Brendan gives Logan the greatest gift of all: his true calling. By day’s end, only one thing is certain. There’s no going back. Read the conclusion of “Christmas Vocation” now.

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 7: Brendan is becoming everything Logan ever wanted. But behind the carols and candles, an ill-considered prompt takes hold. Logan may not be in control anymore. Part 2 of “Christmas Vocation” is live now.

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 6: Logan’s devout family and moody husband set Christmas on a collision course for disaster. A mysterious app promises to smooth out the rough edges and overdelivers. Enjoy Part 1 of “Christmas Vocation” out now.

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 5: Kevin’s been hiding a secret under his shirt: a smooth, glossy rubber belly that squeaks when touched. Steve is obsessed. Enjoy “Belly Rubber” out now.

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 4: In a crooked cottage, two fat laborers in flannel share belly rubs and a secret. They were princes once. Now they’re pigs in love. “The King’s Men” concludes with Chapter 4.

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 3: Tony and Gus sneak kisses and rub bellies. Their love is dumb, horny, and tender. Until the King catches them mid grope. “The King’s Men” Chapter 3 is live.

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 2: Tony wakes up in a cramped room above the toolshed. He was a prince once. Now it’s time to learn the ropes with a beefy, sweaty gardener named Gus. “The King’s Men” Chapter 2 is out now.

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Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 1: Prince Antony had it all, until his brother the King had him rewritten. Now he’s bald, fat, and forgetting how to think. “The King’s Men” begins today with Chapter 1.

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I had to temporarily ground all My assets due to a critical software update. I regret any inconvenience this way have caused. They should all now be back in operational condition. 🤖 “Beep boop compliance is not optional.”