Hypnotized to be so dumb you scrape a knife across food to make that crispy noise.

This refers to My practice of tracking men as numbered assets. Anonymous AMA, so there's no way to know for sure if you specifically do, but every man I've met since November 30, 2020, has been entered into My asset tracking system.

Like all twisted Christmas dreams, Hypnoël has vanished from My site. But the heat lives on in a Kindle collection, with an exclusive, never before seen story added just for you. Relive it all or enjoy it for the first time. "Hypnoël," now on Kindle.

KringleCorps deems Santa obsolete and rebrands Christmas as pure profit. What happens to Jolly Old St. Nick? Only My newsletter subscribers get to read the twisted conclusion of “KringleCorps.”

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 24: A weary Santa sells control to a private equity firm, trading tradition for tech. Productivity soars, but elves, reindeer, and joy are quietly optimized away. Check out “KringleCorps” Part 1 now. jayhypnowriter.com/h... 1/2

Hypnotized to be so naughty your stocking has an orange in it.

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 23: Shadow turns Evan and Riley into magnetic hosts. Wallets open. Tip jars overflow. Dazzle is saved, while Shadow’s spell lingers into morning. Catch the conclusion of “Shadow’s Bar” now.

Hypnotized to be so dumb your favorite meal is gas station roller grill taquitos.

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 22: In the rehearsal for Shadow’s show, Evan and Riley are reshaped into a flexing bear and obedient rubber pup, primed with triggers and denial to turn desire into profit. Don’t miss Part 2 of “Shadow’s Bar.”

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 21: Christmas approaches. Evan and Riley face losing Dazzle, the town’s only queer bar. A mysterious hypnotist charms them and offers a pro bono show that might save it all. Enjoy Part 1 of “Shadow’s Bar” now.

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 20: Christopher traces his fall from first tribute to total ruin. When his bonus hits, he gives it all away, learning that obedience, not escape, is the end he chose. Don’t miss the conclusion of “Bonus.”

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 19: Christopher hangs upside down in leather on Christmas Eve, waiting to nose-tap away his $55k bonus. As he waits, he remembers the date and the dominant that changed his life forever. Enjoy Part 1 of “Bonus” now.

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 18: Four suits. Four bodies plugged in. The system hums, boundaries blur, and thoughts intertwine as the men are absorbed, mind, flesh, and identity. Enjoy the conclusion of “Servers.”

Hypnotized to think it’s still 2013 and you can’t stop eating quinoa.

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 17: Four IT men face Christmas shutdown and a choice. Wear the Suit, keep the world online, and lose themselves, or refuse and doom everything. Check out Part 1 of “Servers” now.

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 16: It’s Christmas Eve. Their home’s a gym, bodies perfected, minds rewritten. Ben flexes. Bruce obeys. Postures™ delivered exactly what it promised. Merry MASCmas. Enjoy the conclusion of “Postures.”

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 15: More Postures™ gear arrives, now tailored to archetypes. Ben turns into a cocky alpha bro, Bruce into a drawling workman. They try to resist, but the clothes punish them. Catch Part 2 of “Postures.”

No. I love writing, but I really hate taking direction from other people. I've found it much easier to just change your thoughts so that everything I write becomes your favorite thing to read.

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 14: A sociology prof and his exec husband try on free shorts from a new menswear brand. Within minutes, they’re grunting, manspreading, and losing control of their posture. Read Part 1 of “Postures.”

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 13: Ben waits up for his annual holiday hookup but meets the new hipster Santa instead. A wish turns into instant retirement, a polar bear body, and mutual chastity with his husband in "Whisper What You'll Bring Me."

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 12: Steve tries to hold onto his sanity, but the jingle bells (and brainwashing) are too strong. Now he's a giggling, PVC-clad Chief Elf ready for candy cane duty in part 2 of "The New Recruit."

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 11: When you try to have the "relationship talk" with Santa and end up hypnotized into being his new Chief Elf. Poor Steve just got a promotion he didn't ask for in part 1 of "The New Recruit."

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 10: Erik never expected his hypnotist boyfriend would turn his widowed dad into a leather-clad, camera-ready trophy pig right in the middle of the living room. Read “Come Home for Christmas” now.

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 9: Ted isn’t a man anymore. He’s a Christmas tree. Kept glossy, rigid, and silent, he sweats and trembles while his Masters sip whiskey and decorate him. Enjoy “Ted Tannenbaum” now.

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 8: On Christmas morning, Brendan gives Logan the greatest gift of all: his true calling. By day’s end, only one thing is certain. There’s no going back. Read the conclusion of “Christmas Vocation” now.

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 7: Brendan is becoming everything Logan ever wanted. But behind the carols and candles, an ill-considered prompt takes hold. Logan may not be in control anymore. Part 2 of “Christmas Vocation” is live now.

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 6: Logan’s devout family and moody husband set Christmas on a collision course for disaster. A mysterious app promises to smooth out the rough edges and overdelivers. Enjoy Part 1 of “Christmas Vocation” out now.

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 5: Kevin’s been hiding a secret under his shirt: a smooth, glossy rubber belly that squeaks when touched. Steve is obsessed. Enjoy “Belly Rubber” out now.

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 4: In a crooked cottage, two fat laborers in flannel share belly rubs and a secret. They were princes once. Now they’re pigs in love. “The King’s Men” concludes with Chapter 4.

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 3: Tony and Gus sneak kisses and rub bellies. Their love is dumb, horny, and tender. Until the King catches them mid grope. “The King’s Men” Chapter 3 is live.

Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 2: Tony wakes up in a cramped room above the toolshed. He was a prince once. Now it’s time to learn the ropes with a beefy, sweaty gardener named Gus. “The King’s Men” Chapter 2 is out now.

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Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 1: Prince Antony had it all, until his brother the King had him rewritten. Now he’s bald, fat, and forgetting how to think. “The King’s Men” begins today with Chapter 1.

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“Best Man’s Burden,” is live on Kindle! As Seamus and Charlie plan their dream wedding, dominant best man Garth threatens to upend everything. Get My latest gay cuck romance now. jayhypnowriter.com/books/best-m...

I had to temporarily ground all My assets due to a critical software update. I regret any inconvenience this way have caused. They should all now be back in operational condition. 🤖 “Beep boop compliance is not optional.”

Vince steps onto the leather bar patio in full uniform. The crowd erupts. Cameras flash. Chants rise. The man inside the suit begins to disappear. Part 14 of “I Don’t Own My Likeness” is out now. The role isn’t done with him yet.

Barry trades one cage for another: a leather bar’s neon haze. Two strangers unzip his past, thrust by thrust. Rubber Reboot Ch. 4 drops today.

The suit fits. The crowd screams. And when Vince finally says the line, something inside him clicks back on. He’s not just playing Vesta. He is Vesta. Part 13 of “I Don’t Own My Likeness” is out now. The role isn’t done with him yet.

No longer eating from a dog bowl, Barry learns to feed himself one obedient bite at a time. Rubber Reboot Ch. 3 is live now.

Vince wanted to make money wearing his old TV uniform again. But when he zips it up, the fabric remembers more than he does. The man in the mirror isn’t Vince. Part 12 of “I Don’t Own My Likeness” is out now. The role isn’t done with him yet.

Barry’s cage is gone, the plug has been pulled, and his Master’s door locked behind him. Freedom tastes like rust and open sky. Rubber Reboot Ch. 2 drops today.

Vince swore he’d never wear the suit again. But a drained bank account, a fading career, and an approved offer are about to pull him back into uniform. Part 11 of “I Don’t Own My Likeness” is out now.  The role isn’t done with him yet.

Freed after 5 years as a rubber-sealed object, Barry steps into a world that forgot him. Thanksgiving Dinner hidden beneath the table was just the beginning. Rubber Reboot Ch. 1 is live on My blog.

Seven seasons captaining a starship. Now Vince can’t even book “Accountant #1.” When a superhero reboot film comes calling, the lead role goes to someone else. Part 10 of “I Don’t Own My Likeness” is out now. The role isn’t done with him yet.

Last week, fans demanded he “Do Vesta.” This week, Vince just wants groceries. But when his card declines, even the cashier can’t help but twist the knife: “Sorry Captain.” Part 9 of “I Don’t Own My Likeness” is out now. The role isn’t done with him yet.

Last week, Orion7 killed Vince’s beer ad. This week, he turns to fan shoutouts for cash. At first, it works, until the requests all sound the same: “Do Vesta. Say the line. Put on the suit.” Part 8 of “I Don’t Own My Likeness” is out now. The role isn’t done with him yet.

“Lock me. Encase me. Make me just like you.” Two men, one vow, no release. Stay encased for Locktober and read “Encased” now on My blog.

Last week, Vince was told he’s “Too Vesta.” This week, a beer commercial offers a second chance. But before he can cash the check, Orion7 steps in with 3 words that end it all: Cease and desist. Part 7 of “I Don’t Own My Likeness," out now. The role isn’t done with him yet.

Doug is the COB. Chairman of the Board? Nope, try Chaste Old Bear. Every exec has secrets. His just went live on cam. Check out “COB” on My blog now.