My neurons firing when I play Up on a Pedestal in response to Test of Iron Grip and put Batter to a Pulp on top of my deck to make Victor discard 🧠🧠🧠

I really thought I wouldn’t be into Super Slam at all besides the expansion slots but my brain has cursed me to want to build one hero from every new set and Pleiades feels so good to play, she’s like a Guardian for Illusionist players

I don’t get why Conan Gray doesn’t have a bigger gay fanbase, soooo many of his best lyrics are explicitly about queer experiences but for some reason 90% of his fanbase is straight girls 😅

Everyone’s favorite twink (maybe twunk these days) Conan Gray 💕

Got to send Comeback Kid for 21 with confidence playing Pleiades tonight. To do that, I emptied my hand on my opponent’s turn 0 and took 7 damage 😅but it was Tuffnut so I think it was worth it. Super Slam sealed is pretty wild.

Had the privilege of seeing Richmond royalty Lucy Dacus again tonight. I only cried like, three times

In spite of everything, “TRANTIFA” is an objectively hilarious “acronym”

I hope there’s a Revered Warrior (Olympia!!!) one day because I love the flavor of some of the vanilla Revered cards like this

Every time I play Iyslander I’m impressed by Heart of Fyendal so I put it in Verdance and every time I played Verdance I hate drawing Heart of Fyendal. So funny that the lifegain gem feels worse in the lifegain Wizard

My FYP is full of people like “my attraction to Paul Mescal has been cured” just because he didn’t dye his grey hair for a couple interviews?? Ok cool more for me 😌

LSS really gave Kayo A&D the Viserai treatment in Super Slam, I’m probably just missing some secret tech but I’m not sure what heroes can compete with literally every turn being 16+ value minimum with on hits/damage on block plus BRB spike turns. At least he’ll go out with a bang though!

Kassai gaming, I love decks that let you run random jank tech yellows (Prism, Boltyn, Kassai…ok maybe that’s it)

New King Princess album is good, I really like this song. Feels like classic King Princess subject matter approached from a bit more mature, self-aware perspective youtu.be/YDKm9LvrRF4?...

#fabtcg #fleshandblood #Olympia

Society if Warrior players agreed to never run Kabuto, Verdance players agreed not to run Healing Potions, and Prism players agreed not to run Celestial Cataclysm

Finally say Fantastic Four the way Pedro Pascal intended: two months after release in a completely empty theater at 1:20pm

One thing about me is I cook far too much and I prefer to have individual lists for every deck variation I have, so I recently deleted 10 pages worth of decks from Fabrary, got down to 3 pages, and now I’m back up to 7 pages 😅 It’s not my fault almost every hero I play is getting new cards!

Every expansion slot release my hoping for Mono Rapture builds for Prism increases. This time I really wanna try building a deck that mains all three of her expansion slot cards and can send big angel attacks consistently with less concern for being soul starved

Rare Winston content

I’ve far too smooth brained to cook my own Boltyn list but I’ve been playing Josh Lau’s latest for a couple of weeks and it’s so smooth - Unsheathed goes so unexpectedly hard in this deck!

This movie absolutely blew me away. I really recommend seeing it in theaters while you can

Poppy! 😍 I’ve seen her a few times now and legitimately she’s leveled up SO MUCH as a performer every single time.

youtu.be/3rS83uI0Wak?... I’m seeing Poppy tomorrow and this has been so hyped

I think the BnR puts Verdance in an overall better meta position, but I also feel that it even further incentivizes building and playing her in an extremely linear way. With Plume, you have a lot decisions to make as Verdance throughout the game if you build your deck in a certain way…

Cinematic parallels

Did you hear that? That’s the sound of Verdance players everywhere trying to remove Healing Potions and Rampant Growths from their decks

Playing Blitz every week is like living in bizarro world because the rest of the world is dealing with Gravy Bones and Slippy and I’ve been out here playing against Plunder Run Aurora, Reality Refractor Enigma, OG Prism/Dromai, and Germinate Loop Florian

New Destiny Bond lets goooo

Me reading the latest scripture from Bryan Gottlieb to my grandchildren

Verdance players finding out that we just gained 2 health 😍

I took a nap and had a dream that LSS halved Zen’s LL points in Classic Constructed

I think it’s really beautiful that the United States government made today a federal holiday to celebrate Flesh and Blood, the new classic TCG, Monday, September 1 Scheduled Banned and Restricted announcement

Gonna start telling people I named myself after this random Hearthstone card

The eyeball octopus in Alien: Earth is basically the Alien equivalent of Baby Yoda 🥺

Gay Paul Mescal movies are the bread and circuses of the modern era but I will take my yearly treat happily anyway

Did I drive for 6 hours today? Yes. Did I sing along to the entirety of Gracie Abrams’ The Secret of Us six times in a row to stay awake? Also yes

LL armory again tonight, playing Iyslander against CYB Enigma fried my brain a little but it was a lot of fun. I really enjoy getting to play a hero I never got to play when she was CC legal (and showing off the Cold Foil Channel Lake Frigids I got from Skirmish season)

Between the Olympia equipment marvels and Blood Follows Blade I formally forgive LSS for not putting Warrior in Super Slam

me when my opponent drops below 10 life

Did you like Burn Bare? Well you’re gonna LOVE Burn Bare 2! I can’t wait for Light Up the Leaves

Opened a deck box and these wager tokens were waiting for me…he’s calling out to me…I’m coming for you king 🫡

Being off of Instagram is cool because sometimes artists I like release entire albums that I have no idea exist until they come out, like the new Conan Gray album. I love listening to full albums way more than singles so it’s nice to appreciate without hearing any singles first

The Lana/Ethel Cain/Nicki Minaj situation is the best thing to happen all year no contest

Puffin custom card idea for #fabtcg - praying for a good blue expansion slot for Pirate Puffin 🙏🏻

Jamie Lloyd invented an infinite advertising money glitch because every time I see a Tiktok of Rachel Zegler or Bella Brown singing Don’t Cry for Me Argentina I want to fly to London just to see Evita

All girls wanna do is run Channel the Millenium Tree, Surgent Aethertide, and Mind Warp in their deck 😔

Yellow Hit and Run I've always loved you...this card is so neat and cleanly designed. Have to see how it plays out in practice but it doesn't seem too overpowered or weak, it's a good upgrade that I think will be super relevant in certain race matchups

Kassai spec, Maxx șpec, Light Up the Leaves...we're eating so good with Super Slam's expansion slot, I love Flesh and Blood TCG

Crack Shuffle Play armories are unironically GOATed