Raise your hand if you’ve been going about your life thinking this was a young Cary Elwes. 🙋🏻‍♂️

Who knew Barack Obama's election would piss America off this much?

Incorrect.

Oh damn, Moses is gonna be PISSED when he gets back

You're going to see a lot of performative b.s. today, manipulating and spinning the narrative away from what we're supposed to be remembering: the murder of ~3,000 Americans 24 years ago and many thousands more whose lives were forever changed. Focus on that. The rest will still be there tomorrow.

Stop saying "This isn't who we are." THIS IS EXACTLY WHO WE ARE. This is the only developed country on earth where this happens regularly and where our elected officials choose to take no action.

This is a really nice piece by the always solid @jeffrueter.bsky.social. One thing I've thought about a lot in this convo is where it went sideways for Brad Guzan. There was a time when he seemed like the clear successor to the Meola/Friedel/Keller/Howard blood line. www.nytimes.com/athletic/659...

I fully admit there is a nonzero part of me hoping for a disastrous #USMNT showing at this World Cup just so President Pedophile has one less symbolic victory lap to raise a false flag.

So it turns out Kendall Roy really is the eldest boy! www.nytimes.com/2025/09/08/b...

Nothing exposes how hilariously ignorant western media are of Asian family naming conventions more than sports coverage. To boot, this isn’t even consistently incorrect!

I got a new gig! So excited to hit the ground running at Automation Anywhere.

Levy deserves a lot of credit for turning a middling, economically irrelevant club into a global powerhouse. But he’s never been the guy for that next step. History hopefully will appreciate his impact in time. But the club needs someone else to deliver sustained on-field success. Cheers, Dan.

That’s the thing about Luis Suarez. He’ll be your favorite player for so many reasons. And then he has a nasty habit of losing his goddamned mind at the worst possible times.

Whether Leagues Cup is a meaningful trophy in the grand scheme of history is a debate for another thread. But one thing today reconfirmed is that the Seattle Sounders are among the best-run organizations in the history of MLS.

Yes, you idiot man child. It's the easy fucking access to fucking guns in this fucking country.

Who needs transfers anyway. #COYS

What’s the point of an annual MLS-Liga MX tournament if all the games are in MLS stadiums and no Mexican teams make it past the quarterfinals? Seriously, what does this do for anyone besides the obvious? 🤑🤑🤑

Happy Spursy Wednesday to all who celebrate. 🫠

If someone told you 15 years ago (when this photo was taken) that all 3 of these guys would come to MLS and play meaningful roles, even in their late 30s, you’d say yes in a heartbeat.

First Theo Huxtable, then Ozzy, now Hulk Hogan? I know they come in threes, but this week is a helluva gut punch for Gen Xers.

First Theo, now Ozzy. If they come for Balki as the next '80s icon, so help me god, I may lose it.

I honestly don’t believe America cares that Trump fucked underage women. That’s where we are right now.

Never change, Tennessee. www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

See, this is exactly why you should never go to a Coldplay concert.

My latest pet peeve is all of these video ads that take place as staged podcasts. Cringe central.

I’m actually willing to believe Trump didn’t realize what “Shylock” actually means. You really think he’s ever read Merchant of Venice? Or any book that doesn’t have pictures?

Our politicians literally just committed $150 billion to supercharge a policy of massive ethnic cleansing in this country. This is so incredibly fucked up I can't even begin to wrap my brain around it. My Nazi Germany survivor grandmother is rolling in her grave, pleading with me to GTFO.

The idea of a Mexican-American breaking through as a star on the rise for the USMNT at next summer’s World Cup is absolute perfection.

This is a country that decided no changes were needed after 20 first graders were gunned down at their school. What makes you think politicians are suddenly going to find their conscience?

Shoutout to the elderly guy on my ferry who walked right up to the bar and unapologetically ordered a Long Island iced tea. We’ve all had *those* days, my dude.

Today's reminder my generation has no idea what’s going on. I read this, and I recognize there are definitely some words in this post. 👴

Stop calling them Republicans and instead call them what they are: The Authoritarian Party. So-called Republicans are actively contributing to the dismantling of our government and the installation of an autocratic state. There is literally not a single thing "republican" about any of them.

This is far from an immediate global concern. But how on earth is Iran going to send a team to the World Cup here next summer?

Fuck ICE. Go Dodgers.

Hallelujah! Not only is one of the worst owners in pro sports finally exiting MLS, this is also a tremendous opportunity to hit a franchise reset and (eventually) relocate them closer to the Bay Area urban core. SJ is an ok market, but Quakes have next to no footprint in SF, Oakland, etc.

Interesting tactic the #USMNT is taking here, boycotting the World Cup this far ahead of the tournament.

By now I’m sure most of us have heard the “Elon hacked the voter infrastructure and delivered votes to Trump” tinfoil hat theory. I’m just waiting for him to drop that one as the piece de resistance. Chaos, served rare.

This organization figured it out. The chutzpah (and $$) it takes to admit you need to move on from an era long past is inspiring. New England, you’re next. And we’re all still waiting. And waiting. And waiting…

This is incredibly stressful to watch. At some point soon, there will be nothing stopping these wannabe gestapo goons from opening fire on innocent people protesting their very presence. At that point, authoritarianism will truly be the law of the land.

So it turns out serious daddy issues and a weird-shaped dick ARE enough to get you to the top.

This is proof in the living flesh that we’ve completely lost the ability of critical thinking. This administration wants us all dumber so they can control us, and yet ironically the morons comprise a good portion of the very executive branch they’re running.

No real spoilers, but Andor really collapsed at the end there when Cassian looked at the camera and said "we're about to enter a Star War"

Please remove this ass clown from the sport I love, post haste.

If this doesn't feel like a headline literally about our stupid modern times...

As the father of a child on the spectrum, I am terrified of what this so-called National Autism Registry could mean for my family. My son is not a statistic. He is a loved kid with unbound potential. Help me make a stand against American tyranny. chng.it/4FjNrzzq

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I jumped on the bandwagon and asked ChatGPT to do the thing. And I do not hate this. At all. Down to the details! When the machines inevitably convert us all to power sources, this is a great tool to make me go more quietly. 🤣 #chatgpt #actionfigure #contentmarketing #contentcrusader

Listen, what kind of psychopath eats wings with NOTHING ON THEM.

At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.

Fuck. This really sucks.