Walmart shut down

Mark zuckerberg died

Facebook shut down

Floor and decor shut down

Subaru shut down and everybody who drives one died

Honda shut down

Nissan shut down

Toyota shut down

Dayron Arias died

Fox news shut down

Ion tv shut down

Hulu shut down

Netflix shut down

Spotify shut down

Apple shut down

Samsung shut down

Tesla shut down

Uber shut down

Starbucks shut down

Amazon shut down

The walkable city burned down

Dubai burned down

Thuddy died

Misaki (from samuri buyer) died

Jinx reload died

That tiger who lipsynced some bullshit on mainstage died

Jeff bezos died

Bob Chapek died

Kodak black died

Chris pratt died

Chris hemmsowrth died

Ryan seacrest died

Drake died

Gwen staffani died

Taylor swift died

Suck my ass its collapsing around me and you motherfuckers are going to be dragging me because i'm making you for making me wait this goddamn long!!!!!!!!!

You're retarded jf you fall for that shit.

The guy who hit my cadillac in his retarded 2020s dodge charger died. Turns out that happens when you speed around blind curves in worcester where there's usually traffic and think taking off could save you from facing reprocussions of the old lady you could have killed.

They tore down the stop and shop that looks like it was made in google skechup

The brainworms guy doesn't even exist, he is entirely artifically generated CGI deepfake model.

Bevis and butthead died

Applejack from my little pont died

Yandre dev died

Suck my dick america, you assholes didn't even want to memorialize my grampy who fought for you in WWII!!!! SOME BREAT NATION, WE CAN MAKE PENISBERG OHIO OUT OF YOUR RUBBLE

That time his ear got blown off was also fake. That's why he still has an ear

WHOA WHAT'S THAT? JOE BIDEN DIED LIKE 4 MONTHS BEFORE THE ELECTION AND NOBODY KNEW BECAUSE THEY AI DEEPFAKED HIM

I AIN'T ASKING PLEASE OLD MAN I'M FUCKING TAKING MY MORE AND YOU CAN DROP DEAD OF FRIGHT ABOUT IT

Yeah fatass why don't you send your braindead ninjas or whatever the fuck. Nuke smaller than your dick. Kia is a waste of parking spaces. Hyundai is "just a car" and that's never enough.

If they made stuff that didn't suck dogshit then i wouldn't have anything to complain about

You already lost. You'd lost years ago.