I love my family. Can’t wait for them to go home 🫶🏽

Happy Thanksgiving. The sides are the star of the meal. 🦃🍗🍁🍂

There are small children in my house. Coloring with markers on my light colored furniture. I’m so stressed omg.

My people’s plane landed 30+ minutes ago at terminal C but they have to hike to terminal E for baggage claim. Nasty business at IAH. lol

Rich auntie (me) is hosting the joint Thanksgiving/Christmas this year. I ordered catering. Cheers! 🥂 😉

I ordered from what I thought was an American company but the package is shipping from Thailand??

I have to buy skincare, paper towels, trash bags and fill the tank up today. There goes my generational wealth 🫠

What coast is Colorado on, Angel? Quickly!! #rhop

Sun, rain, sleet, snow, etc. Beyoncé gonna have them titties OWT

wtf is this new Instagram update???????

I need the tech bros to understand that I will NEVER use the AI assistant. NEVER! Leave me alone!

If I go get ramen for the THIRD time this week they’re going to talk bad about me in their mother tongue, aren’t they?? 😩

at the end of the day, I'm extremely blessed.

just spent $100 on some Hot Wheels toy that makes a lot of noise for my nephew. Wishing his parents the best of luck 😊

I do.

Sitting in the parking garage at work, blasting Mary J. Blige and thinking about how all the elder women in my life were right.

I need an adult thundershirt because this anxiety out of nowhere is whooping my ass.

The way Las Vegas will turn you every which way but loose no matter how short your stay 😩

I have a paper cut on my toe?? The night before a trip? I already know somebody plotting on my downfall 😠

I understand why MJ had that doctor giving him propofol. I’d love 12 hours of sleep right now

My townhouse faces the back of a neighborhood and the house right across from me needs to invest in some curtains 😵‍💫

I HATE the way electric cars sound. Save the planet, but at what cost???!

Yall think he’s gonna blame Roc Nation? 🌚

Hair done, nails done, everything did. Hide your fathers! Hide your uncles!

Love’s never wasted, when it’s shared…

Hair done today. Nails and pedicure tomorrow. I love being a girl 🩷

Whole time they looking like a walking lick and a loser.

someone was using my email to catfish as a lesbian on match dot com 🫠. the fake profile has no pictures, thankfully.

🤷🏽‍♀️

i will never live somewhere with a "real" winter. omg bring back temps in the 80s!

We survived. Texans, I know you barely had that.

Texans are AWFUL at 2-point conversions and yet they keep trying 🫠

cold??!

I'm watching a dog get a full-body massage on TikTok live lol. and i mean the dog is damn near comatose, it's so relaxed

Me: booking flights is a computer/laptop activity Them: App is easier for me Also them: *books the wrong flight* 🙃

Men that berate women online are abusive.

Thank God for my job, but I wanted to set my laptop on fire today.

FINALLY

my latest fixation is spicy miso ramen 🤤

Heard the penthouses bout to be cheap in New Yawk

WASHINGTON (AP) — Democrat Zohran Mamdani wins New York City mayor’s race.

The devil plotting:

Voted. Hope it counts. 🫠

the Las Vegas Carbone not being on Resy is a hate crime.

He wasn’t man enough for me.

What do you mean the sun sets at 5:30???!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

The universe is throwing daggers today

Clocks go back tonight and I am going to cry. Cute little menty b 🫠

Me: you going out tonight? Male Coworker: yes! My costume is a little hoe-ish Me: Man, I haven’t had a hoe Halloween costume in forever CW: yeah, I don’t really have a hoe body right now *pats his stomach* Me: EVERY BODY IS A HOE BODY!!

Happy Halloween 🎃 👻 🧌👹🧚🏽