All of my cuticles are coming up but I have no time to cut them.

Sometimes when I hate something so bad I have to keep rewatching it over and over again so I can sit with it

I love the Georgia font. It has the formality and universality of Times New Roman but it's more legible. Objectively the best font

If Instagram could stop recommending AI videos of animals trying to violently shit on a toilet I’d be a much happier man.

The only way I can unlock my computer now is by opening task manager so it'll have me sign in before using it.

I just now made the connection that Ko-Fi is supposed to be pronounced as coffee and not "coa-fy."

I got salt in my underwear yesterday

It’s weird that we all have organs and can sometimes feel them inside of us.

I found this in a folder on my computer and I have no context or memory for it. I couldn't even find anything online as to why I'd have this photo. I like its energy at least

I got poked in my foot at least three times yesterday.

I hate when you get your mouth numbed and then your skin feels like soft rubber

My computer can't handle anytime I minimize a tab; it starts to tweak and make all the text fuzzy or make my entire screen black to where I have to use task manager just to get my screen to work (assuming that it will). Or it decides to sign me out after just signing in. I love my nasty old laptop

The Grinch’s hair must be matted as hell

I forgot I was presenting in class and sent “GUM” to myself as a reminder and everyone saw it.

If a friend asked for a kiss I wouldn’t mind as long as it’s not putting a textured slug in my mouth

I've been thinking about how the pupil is literally a hole in your eye that's only contained by the iris

My skin feels tight on my hand like a slightly too small glove

I just now realized that the slogan for Weiss is a play-on words for wise. "Eat better, spend less, that's wise." This brings up another point as to why everyone pronounces it so differently when any commercial makes it clear that it's pronounced "wise," not "wease" or anything

As a kid I used to take Milanos and soak the front with spit so that way it'd get all soft for me

I broke my arm in 1st grade and thought that the numbing needle they injected with (before setting my bone) caused me to develop freckles on that arm since I never noticed them until afterwards.

I'm like a male rat when they get all greasy

I actually have nothing to say right now I'm just too tired and busy which is so lame of me