“what appeared to be” hold on a second, is the NYT not prepared to affirm this footage was generated by artificial intelligence????????

Marxism is when wealth is redistributed in any direction for any reason and the more it’s redistributed the more Marxister it is

ok like wrt like "leftists have a messaging problem leftists need to be nicer" it's like at some point what the fuck am i supposed to do for you bitch. you're a 37 year old college educated woman scared of mexicans and transexuals so bad u wanna kill them what am i supposed to say to you girlie pop

With the AWS outage, now‘s as good a time as any to post this old strip.

curious to wake up to all the coordinated messaging about who and what *aren't* part of the protest movement. seems strangely focused on nobody to the left of manchin having an opinion for some reason

Pedro Pascal was spotted at the LA No Kings protest with the best sign there.

Anyone posting ai slop should be shamed but especially journalists

the great thing about a single point of failure is you contain all your failure in one location, so it doesn't get out and spread around

Isn't it convenient how many liberatory fights centrists have abandoned over the years leading up to this point, only to argue that actually no other political fight matters anyways now.

you’re either going to side with socialism or barbarism, those are the choices. you can hem and haw about it but those are the options the world has presented. one would think that would be an easy decision but viewing Palestinians as human beings is hard for libs

If we as a country got here through, say, transphobia and racism, then opposition *has* to be opposed to transphobic and racist policies. Otherwise, it’s not opposition to fascism, it’s a competition to see who gets to be in charge while doing it.

getting high so I can also use no memory and keep chats to a minimum

If your crime brightens people's day, it wasn't actually a crime.

You will be welcome at Mastodon and lemmygrad. Being banned from Bluesky is a badge of honor in the #fediverse.

it is never okay to take out your frustration on service people and people who do have low moral character

Whoa. Chicago mayor calls for a general strike; now we're talking www.huffpost.com/entry/chicag...

doug emhoff's law firm cut a deal with trump to provide him 100 million in pro bono law services and eliminate all dei initiatives. seven partners resigned, doug emhoff did not 💙

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

He caught Starshield—the defense version of Starlink—using bands reserved for uplink (Earth to orbit) to send downlinks (orbit to Earth). Likely because 1) the bands are rarely used (this use violates int’l agreements) and/or 2) they are frequently shifting bands to hide the classified signals.

Saying “Censorship is Official: The Grok Boycott starts NOW” to myself all day

In my country if you want to fight fires you can do 540 hours of training & become a highly salaried firefighter. But if you are impatient you can just kill someone & fight fires for free. However if you want to continue fighting fires after paying your debt to society you must kill someone again.

Shooting my neighbor in test of jurisprudence

As a reminder to everyone, a key part of the Bari Weiss origin story is her livetweeting editorial meetings. In the institutions she critiques she treats leakers (including herself) as principled dissenters. In the institutions she controls, she expects loyal silence.

For the wealth class to continue hoarding and consolidating resources it requires fascism. The wealth class owns all corporate media, so the coverage normalizes fascism while vilifying even the most moderate reform or change. That’s it. That’s the game.

This is important! Markey is running for reelection against a “generational change” Democrat whose position on trans rights is cynical wishy-washiness. It matters that his response hasn’t been to “moderate his position.”

Senator Ed Markey (D-MA) at the Boston No Kings rally today, wore the trans pride flag like a scarf draped over his shoulders and included in his speech. "Because here in Massachusetts, we stand for what is right. We stand with trans people because trans rights are human rights."

I dunno what to tell you, bud! We’re just making AI slop of the president in a fighter jet and posting the ones where shit flies out!

Divine making a grand entrance in front of the Waverly in NYC, where POLYESTER is showing Divine was BOTD in 1945

It’s literally the fucking boring apes all over again

Anytime you see someone say something like (paraphrased only slightly) “we’re making progress finding a middle road on the transgender question” it’s just such an instant disqualifier. I know everything I need to know now. I know you would’ve talked about the Jewish question too

The generals said "sir are you sure you want to fly the diarrhea bomber over the AI city with the nonsense billboards" and I said [zesty] we've got to shit the hell out of 'em. And no one has more loose stool than me. And actually that was very smart. Making myself the diarrhea president was smart.

Call off your fucking state police, you lying self-aggrandizing windbag

what was even the last good thing to be invented?? ipod? 3ds maybe? nothing has been new and good in forever, all they make is new bad scams

this *sounds* more reasonable than it is. ever been a block or 1/2 block away from a outdoors smoking section or within miles of wildfire and gotten a lung full? ever had allergies immediately flare upon stepping outside? virus too can cluster in air outside, u inhale +get sick. esp near many ppl.

We went from "OMG a tan suit this is a permanent stain on the integrity of the office" to "Is the president making AI-generated scat fetish videos a new echelon in American politics" in a shorter time than GTA VI's development cycle

“Israel Fires Pop Quiz at Gaza”

Not gonna lie I would have assumed he would be bad on this issue lol

PSA for everyone going to protests

it's already illegal lol what's a new law going to do?

boomers are gifted with the ability to shift effortlessly between talking about how every crime should carry a punishment of life in prison at minimum to how they used to steal construction vehicles in the middle of the night to go joyriding in high school

I really love how in England they have modified No Kings to No Tyrants out of local sensibilities whilst in Ireland they are all like NO KINGS, do I stutter.

If you qt the white house one time I'm muting you

Jeffrey Epstein had multiple appointments, phone calls and dinners with Matthew Menchel — the Miami U.S. Attorney’s office chief criminal prosecutor who spearheaded Epstein’s sweetheart deal in 2007, newly released documents show.

Republican logic: 12 year old girls are old enough to be married 14 year old black boys must be tried as adults 1 year old Palestinians are terrorists 31 year old Nazis are “just some kids.”

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god