I have a new story out today!! If you enjoyed the movie CONCLAVE or were obsessed with the concept of a Chicago pope, then this one is for you!

please believe me when i say you REALLY want to get this book !!

Some folks have started receiving their preorders of I Wander the Earth, Hungry for Semen, and I’ve loved seeing your photos and messages. Thank you for sharing them with me! If you haven’t picked up a copy yet and would like to, it’s still available through @carrionbloombooks.bsky.social.

Thank you so much @saramatson.bsky.social for inviting me to be a part of your awesome reading series. If you come through, DM me your address and I’ll send you a weird doodle in the mail (totally optional, I just thought it would be fun).

CAT'S STUFF IN THIS ISSUE GOES SO HARD

My campy, oozy hybrid plague journal is now live in issue 3 of @anewsession.com! The first entry is currently available, and new fragments of the diary will unlock every 1 hour and 43 minutes. web.issue3.anewsession.com/story_index

hi friends,,

I am EXTREMELY proud to officially launch New Session's third issue: Adaptations you can read it on telnet at: `telnet issue3.anewsession.com` or on web at: web.issue3.anewsession.com

we’re HERE we’re QUEER we’re PROBABLY FEELING UNCOMFORTABLE

anyone who shits on bed rotting is my enemy, bed rotting is my friend

crying during pink pony club at the karaoke bar ama

today is the second day THIS WEEK that i was late to therapy bc i was eating cold soup in my car in the parking lot

being alive is incredibly mortifying lol