everyone who has ever complained about having thick hair owes me one strand of hair

you ever have so much fun with your friends you feel drunk when you get home afterwards

eeeevery time this one coworker starts her shift she switches from my banging playlist perfectly curated for our coffee shop, to fucking «Best Of Josh Grobin». every time!!!! im gonna go crazy!!!

drinking tequila apple and listening to limp bizkit i feel like im back in key club

finally starting to lose a bit of weight yayyyy

becoming an adult is realising that most of your friends from high schools are fkn losers

i have one tiny portion of kimchi and then it sounds like my stomach is hosting a rave for the rest of the evening

another evening another Cant Walk

ok despite all my complaining and clowning in the replies i will still be watching this

im crying why do they look like thatttt

letterboxd doing unskipable pop up ads now? be fr

i miss when the Youre Wrong About podcast was good

we got The Muppet Show reboot before MCR5

only old man yaoi could bring bexless back fom retirement

huge year for norwegian movies at this years oscars

currently obsessed with the «just two dudes hanging out» album cover theme

walking back to my flat with my laundry and seeing someone on my block watching Smosh Beopardy on the big screen was a jumpscare

just realised im going to have to remove him from my references list what a sad day

one of my favourite youtubers recently died from cancer and now my previous boss has just died from cancer as well what the fuck

trump currently serving this

✅ likes pina colada ✅ likes getting caught in the rain ✅ not into yoga ✅ has half a brain

its not fucking fair to play Heroes by David Bowie in the end credits of the stranger things finale

i like walnuts, it makes me feel like im eating poison

14,5 hours work day tomorrow 🥲

got the apple pencil pro i wanted but turns out its not compatible with my ipad 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i miss leeds WAAAH i need to go back

severe lack of Wake Up Dead Man reactions on youtube like comeon its been out for like 6 days already

help i think i accidentally flashed my moms boyfriend time to kms

why did i at my big old age of 26 JUST today find out ACDC is Australian and not british

tfw u have a group crit and u think it went fine but the second you finish everyone in ur class swarms you and asks if youre OK 😀

this is the most disorganized and dead market i have ever attended lmao

angela in the diner sketch made me realise i wanna start dressing like dolly parton

you can imagine the jumpscare i woke up to this morning

just finished Sunrise on The Reaping and i dont think ive ever sobbed out loud from a book before

literally me right now 20 pages deep into sunrise on the reaping, connecting all the dots

got my first design commission today that wasn’t from someone i know 😙😌😌🙏✨🫶 amen

what an unhinged recent activity

i feel like im in a nightmare

its so obvious when screenplay writers have had one (1) bad experience with a waiter or barista, bcus they always write time as the rudest/most aloof/unprofessional characters.

man i miss my leeds accent

me after carrying 12 crates of wine up 2 flights of stairs

ngl thought that the stranger things 5 trailer looked kinda ass but the 5 min preview completely changed my opinion

last shift at work im freeee

anyways this is my full list of predictions. some of them are total shots in the dark tho

my biggest stranger things 5 theory is that vecna is eleven’s dad i just needed to say that out loud before its too late

smosh at the paramour mansion SMOSH AT THE PARAMOUR MANSION i have no one to talk with about this

when i tell people ive been having back problems a lot this year and think i mean like a cute little back ache and im like no i mean im in debilitating pain where im bed bound for a week and just walking makes me throw up and i have to crawl around on all four so i dont drop to the floor :) 👍

fkn insane that the president is allowed to punish a whole city, just because he doesnt like the new mayor