im being sued by warner rip

men have some nerve telling trans people where to piss (out of «protecting women and children») when theyll whip their dick out in the middle of the street to piss after a single pint

had my first «lie in bed all and doomscroll for hours» evening for the first time in months and honestly it kinda sucks

woke up pissed off

does anyone else feel like the recent presidential assassination attempt was reaaally staged?

«hidden gams in leeds» and its kirkgate market lmao

losing weight but still having big boobs huuuge win for me

ayo the new avatar movie is actually kinda fire

how tf have i lost 5 kilos in two weeks

yall ever think about how «aura» is basically the same as big dick energy just repackaged

im glad we introduced «crash out» as a term bcus people saying «mental breakdown/meltdown» for any slight inconvenience was really pissing me off

Banjo Odyssey by The Dead South has no business going that hard

the one coffee order that i dont understand is iced americano. like why do you want your coffee to be cold and watery???

what about lovingyourhomiesmaxxing

golden winning best original song be so fr

the sunday scaries got me bad and i turn 27 tomorrow i dont like this

my outfits are finally slaying again

hit em with the myspace pose

5 hrs of sleep two nights in a row im about to rip my hair out

so many banger youtube videos dropped today but im out literally all day wtf

ethan nestor back on the perfect person podcast i love my two favourite akward whiteboys

an explosion at the american embassy in oslo. uh oh its starting

hamish linklater huge day for me

damn i keep forgetting liam payne is dead

having the most stupid and pathetic crush atm

its craving a new tattoo hours

got told the reason im not in the uni friend group group chat is bcus im too old 😭

stardew valley frerard AU

damn try guys is trying soo hard to be smosh

everyone who has ever complained about having thick hair owes me one strand of hair

you ever have so much fun with your friends you feel drunk when you get home afterwards

eeeevery time this one coworker starts her shift she switches from my banging playlist perfectly curated for our coffee shop, to fucking «Best Of Josh Grobin». every time!!!! im gonna go crazy!!!

drinking tequila apple and listening to limp bizkit i feel like im back in key club

finally starting to lose a bit of weight yayyyy

becoming an adult is realising that most of your friends from high schools are fkn losers

i have one tiny portion of kimchi and then it sounds like my stomach is hosting a rave for the rest of the evening

another evening another Cant Walk

ok despite all my complaining and clowning in the replies i will still be watching this

im crying why do they look like thatttt

letterboxd doing unskipable pop up ads now? be fr

i miss when the Youre Wrong About podcast was good

we got The Muppet Show reboot before MCR5

only old man yaoi could bring bexless back fom retirement

huge year for norwegian movies at this years oscars

currently obsessed with the «just two dudes hanging out» album cover theme

walking back to my flat with my laundry and seeing someone on my block watching Smosh Beopardy on the big screen was a jumpscare

just realised im going to have to remove him from my references list what a sad day

one of my favourite youtubers recently died from cancer and now my previous boss has just died from cancer as well what the fuck

trump currently serving this

✅ likes pina colada ✅ likes getting caught in the rain ✅ not into yoga ✅ has half a brain