FARTTTTING IT UP FROM THIS BROWN SUGAR THROW THAT ASS IN A CIRCLE EXPRESSO

Realizing nothing matters as much as you think it does is both a relief and a sadness

Roots in the cracks of my brain NEED TO WEED EM

New Year’s resolution is to calm down a lot

Everyone who sees this please rate my account scale of 1-10

Happy and joyful and also terrified

Poosplosion

I SURVIVED ROGER ABSHIRE’S POLITICAL SCIENCE CLASS 2024

War is over

Please don’t hit me up I can’t handle that rn

Just ate one million salted caramel bon bons. They are so salty and so good

My man my man my man

Whenever I see two men who have the same name and hang out frequently I know that they have touched each other

Santa be like: I KNOW THAT COOKIE GOODDDDD

All of you fat bitches going home for thanksgiving I hope you drown

I want to sleep under the dirt but like in a groundhog way

Just left a really toxic and doubtful relationship. Feeling free.

I'm super cool and sexy and multitalented and effortlessly funny with exquisite music taste and an expert in the female anatomy the only flaw is that i am evil

Um flip that question around shake it up turn it upside down and pour it over some ice

I wish I was a hibernating bear

I wanna be a bear eating honey comb

I’m like if Edward from twilight was a girl who can’t resist biting her boyfriend. It’s dangerous bella

Gonna swim in the pool like a barracuda today

Wanted: political science professor assassins.

IM FIERCE IM SO FIERCE BEWARE I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!

Deleting my account. You know who you are.

HELLOOOOOOOOO!!!

Comedian, actor, singer, dancer, rapper. Song writer. Lmk

I drink pond water like it’s sunny d bitch

Wish they made women like they make vape flavors. #GuavaIcePussy

Gonna start my OnlyBeasts soon. Those who get it get it Lmk