If anyone found a pair of adidas specs in a blue case today outside the ground, please give me a shout.

Always knew there was something weird about him

That's it 4 me. Despite Labour lying about the Birmingham bin strike, continuing to aid genocide in Gaza & Starmer determined to push through benefits for the most vulnerable in society, including my clients, Unite gives members money to Labour. I'm out. "Hold Labours feet to the fire", eh Sharon?

Before the General Election last year, some of us warned everyone about what we thought Starmer was going to do. We were attacked relentlessly for saying those things, and we’ve been proven right. This government is not enacting the changes that the public needs - so we must demand that change.

Bottled it at 2 nil. Luton going down again made up for it though. Rats.

Tony Blair, opinions for sale to the highest bidder. The war criminal Thatcherite rat.

Very sad to hear of the passing of Peter Taafe, who was a hero of mine. As well as being a Trotskyist icon, a fighter for working class people all his life & a thoroughly good man, he was a true Evertonian & I will always remember our talks about the Blues. Rest well Comrade, we will miss you xxx

Lewis Collins wearing Gazelles in episode 1 of The Professionals. Always liked the Wirral James Bond

Can't believe that the greatest manager ever has lost to wolves

Can't wait to see the back of Keane. Shite.

Ahahahahahahahahaha. Fuck off ye sausage

Moyes 1st term as Everton was full of very late goals. He seems to have a way of making Everton players playing and believing till the very last minute

Sunday scran

You'll never hear a more excited sound than a sky commentator when the shite score.

Today should have been my Dad's 80th birthday. He was a great Dad, a true Blue and I miss him every day. Up the Toffees Dad

Great atmosphere at Castle Greyskull

Get in. Up the Toffees!

Happy April the 8th. Maggies in the mud.

Semi-retirement? I've never worked so hard in my life. I look forward to my 2 days in work for a break.

At the start of MOTD they showed every goal from midweek, then Tarks tackle and then their goal. Unbiased bbc as ever

According to scab media, it was a "soft penalty". Funny they never complain when we get denied nailed on penalties.

Grandsons 1st Everton game. Big thanks to Brian, Barbara, Michelle and the lads who sit behind us for making a fuss of him. He loved it.

Commentary team are so far up Wolves arse here it's ridiculous

JD Vance there, who served as a "military journalist" with the US marines, rising to the dizzy height of corporal, pontificating on what makes a soldier. Twat

Nice one Hibs

Does Trump wear the full gimp suit when he meets Putin or just a dog collar and lead?

9 years since that seagull smashed me in the back of the head and stole my doughnut at Llandudno. Don't think I'll ever get over it.

Get in there Big fella

Why did VAR have to give that red card? Clear as day that was a dangerous challenge.

Clear and obvious errors, yeah?

Looks like Shithead Rotherham & the Council will be doubling down on their moronic parking and "fan zone" plans for Bramley Moore. This is what happens when they can't claim credit for something

O'Brien is a quality footballer. Him and Branthwaite need locking into big contracts as soon as possible

Great team performance. Up the fucking Toffees

Commentary team desperate for Palace to get a result here.

Beto!

The Echo trying to whinge in excuses for their meal ticket yet again. Absolute tory bin fire rag

🤫 You don't get to have the final say at Goodison Park.

Van Dick following the ref round the pitch at the end like the slimey fucking creep he is.

Absolute bedlam in the Gwladys there. Fucking loved it

Have to say I really enjoyed us pumping them horrible, Tory, one song, Sports Direct trainer wearing, shitty haircut biffs. Up the Toffees.

Fair play to the 1878's, the time and thought they put into this stuff deserves a lot of respect.

New seats sorted. Massive thanks to the box office staff, as I'm useless with online stuff. See you all at the Sexy Dome. UTFT!

Today's the day. Up the 15 year tenure Toffees

2 wins on the spin and I've got a new job! Up the Moysiah!

Amazing what players can do when the manager lets them attack. Great performance

Up the stay at home with the wildys match missing blues

Walking past that Mark Goldbridges hard drive could very possibly get you 18 months on the worst prison wing imaginable.

Thank fuck for that. Up the Toffees

Dyche must go