Really need to rewatch Challengers

Ethel CAIN 💜

Had my first experience as a queer elder (described my visits to the old DC Eagle in Anacostia).

Help! My pelvis is under attack!

I literally love blocking people — it's a thrill!

Bad handwriting gives me a visceral reaction which is why I won't be having kids.

Mom, can you come pick me up? They're tattooing labubus at this studio.

Posted Amaarae lyrics on my story and got put in Instagram jail. Well-behaved bitches seldom make history.

The relationship I have with Parmigiano Reggiano can only be described as spiritual.

Sniffies implies the existence of Scratchies

God, I see what you've done for others.

Nothing refuels me like a trip to the mall ❤️

Made some full fat soda this weekend!

This beer is starting to taste like Letterboxd Pro.

a/c acting up but we're being brave ❤️

Been in a stupor since rewatching Brokeback Mountain. Yearning is a prison.

I see a hairy chest and it's like I forget how to act.

Sitting down with my fellow sellers at Buffalo Exchange

You have to be sick in the head to donate SHEIN to Goodwill.

Texas is hot, I can be cold...

Raw unadulterated sexual chemistry

Taylor we need you STAT

Having blonde body hair is a curse because this would go crazy as a dark brown. p.s. Just finished a hike

Splash DJ being former IDF — very rotted!

Shorter the inseam, longer I'll look

I don't like milk chocolate in cookies because I'm not a child.

Instead of fighting 3 teenagers, John Mulaney should fight three Ticketmaster execs. To make up for the imbalance, he should be given a heavy, metal object.

Put all children on leashes!

oomf put up a 12 image slider for his dog's birthday

Knives...in your dishwasher?

Saturday morning, off leash

Tate McRae has my stamp of approval for keeping Julia Michaels employed.

Being anti-union is truly soooooo wild.

Tyla and Theo James all over my feed this morning.

How everyone on SNL last night spoke about Lorne

Somewhere Near Marseilles - Hikaru Utada

So awesome seeing Casey Wilson on the SNL 50th :)))))

The Weekend Bs: barbeque, bunnykins, & bathrooms.

"High Fashion" by Addison Rae

Why does Lorne Michaels like hanging out with 24-year olds so much?

*eating spoonfuls of almond frangipane* no, but like there's protein in the almonds

Carrie Coon in the top 10 maybe there is a god

Finally sent my brother's wedding pictures and my solo shot has me nursing an americano.

All dogs are girls because their ears are pigtails.

Finally reading reviews for 𝘓𝘰𝘶𝘥𝘦𝘳, 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦

4 albums that you think are perfect